EDMOND TUPJA<\/p>\n
Dihet q\u00eb, deri m\u00eb sot, nuk ekziston ndonj\u00eb ila\u00e7 p\u00ebr t\u00eb sh\u00ebruar dik\u00eb t\u00eb prekur nga s\u00ebmundja e Alzaimerit, por, si\u00e7 m\u00eb m\u00ebsoi para rreth nj\u00eb jave zoti Internet p\u00ebrmes nj\u00eb shkrimi t\u00eb zonj\u00ebs Johanna Anselem, k\u00ebto koh\u00ebt e fundit shum\u00eb studime kan\u00eb konfirmuar se na qenka e mundur ta vonosh shfaqjen e k\u00ebsaj s\u00ebmundjeje duke ndikuar tek nj\u00eb s\u00ebr\u00eb faktor\u00ebsh si rreziqet kardiovaskulare, t\u00eb ndenjurit gjat\u00eb pa l\u00ebvizur n\u00eb zyr\u00eb, n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi apo n\u00eb t\u00eb tjera mjedise t\u00eb mbyllura, mungesa e gjumit, stimulimet intelektuale, lidhjet sociale etj., etj.<\/p>\n
Duke lexuar radh\u00ebt e m\u00ebsip\u00ebrme, m\u00eb shkoi n\u00eb \u00e7ast mendja te PUSHTetar\u00ebt tan\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha ngjyrave, t\u00eb cil\u00ebt lodhen, st\u00ebrmundohen, drobiten e rraskapiten dit\u00eb e nat\u00eb p\u00ebr fatet e atdheut ton\u00eb t\u00eb dashur kapitalist dhe p\u00ebr t\u00eb mir\u00ebn e pakufishme t\u00eb popullit ton\u00eb, i cili i adhuron ata verb\u00ebrisht e pa kushte aq sa \u00ebsht\u00eb gati t\u00eb jap\u00eb jet\u00ebn q\u00eb ata t\u00eb mbret\u00ebrojn\u00eb e t\u00eb jetojn\u00eb sa malet (me \u201cm\u201d, aspak me \u201ch\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb!).\u00a0 M\u00eb shkoi mendja pik\u00ebrisht tek zot\u00ebrinjt\u00eb e sapop\u00ebrmendur sepse ata rrin\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb koh\u00ebn e koh\u00ebs t\u00eb ky\u00e7ur n\u00eb zyrat e tyre duke projektuar t\u00eb ardhmen ton\u00eb sa vjen e m\u00eb t\u00eb ndritur, \u00e7ka shton p\u00ebr ata rreziqet kardiovaskulare; rrin\u00eb mbyllur dhe gati pa gjum\u00eb se mendjen e kan\u00eb vet\u00ebm te populli yn\u00eb, truri i tyre p\u00ebrballon lloj-lloj stimulimesh intelektuale (pa \u201ch\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb midis shkronjave \u201cu\u201d dhe \u201ca\u201d!); rrin\u00eb gjer\u00eb e gjat\u00eb dhe lart e posht\u00eb n\u00eb lidhje t\u00eb pand\u00ebrprer\u00eb me t\u00eb gjitha shtresat sociale (pa \u201ch\u201d edhe kjo fjal\u00eb midis shkronjave \u201ci\u201d dhe \u201ca\u201d!), sidomos me t\u00eb varfrit, t\u00eb s\u00ebmur\u00ebt, invalid\u00ebt, handikapat\u00ebt etj., etj. p\u00ebr t\u2019ua p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsuar kushtet e jetes\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
Mir\u00ebpo, pa mend m\u00eb la vazhdimi i shkrimit n\u00eb fjal\u00eb, sipas t\u00eb cilit disa shkenc\u00ebtar\u00ebve amerikan\u00eb kan\u00eb arritur n\u00eb p\u00ebrfundimin se Viagra, ky produkt afrodiziak fort i suksessh\u00ebm, mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrdoret edhe p\u00ebr t\u00eb kuruar s\u00ebmundjen e Alzaimerit. N\u00eb fakt, studiuesit e \u201cCleveland Clinic\u201d-\u00ebs kan\u00eb konstatuar se, \u00e7udit\u00ebrisht, p\u00ebrdoruesit e Viagr\u00ebs rrezikojn\u00eb 69 % m\u00eb pak t\u2019i kap\u00eb s\u00ebmundja n\u00eb fjal\u00eb n\u00eb krahasim me ata q\u00eb nuk marrin Viagra. Oh, \u00e7\u2019mrekulli! Oh, numri 69, numri m\u00eb erotik q\u00eb ekziston deri m\u00eb sot! Oh, Viagra, e konceptuar dhe e realizuar fal\u00eb p\u00ebrpjekjeve t\u00eb nj\u00eb shqiptari nga nj\u00eb Maqedonia! Ja, pra, ila\u00e7i \u00e7udib\u00ebr\u00ebs q\u00eb do t\u2019i shp\u00ebtoj\u00eb PUSHTetar\u00ebt tan\u00eb nga s\u00ebmundja e Alzaimerit! Oh, \u00e7\u2019pret Komiteti i \u00c7mimit Nobel, pse nuk ia ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb \u00e7mim bashk\u00ebkomb\u00ebsit ton\u00eb nga Maqedonia? Oh, \u00e7\u2019pret Papa, p\u00ebrse nuk e ka shenjt\u00ebruar at\u00eb?\u00a0 Oh, \u00e7\u2019pret Presidenti i Republik\u00ebs Masturbuese t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb, p\u00ebrse nuk i ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb atij titullin e lart\u00eb \u201cNderi i Kombit\u201d? Oh, \u00e7\u2019pret Sekretari i P\u00ebrgjithsh\u00ebm i OKB-s\u00eb, p\u00ebrse nuk e ka ftuar\u00a0 at\u00eb n\u00eb Pallatin e Qelqt\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019i shprehur mir\u00ebnjohjen e mbar\u00eb planetit Tok\u00eb, si edhe t\u00eb planeteve t\u00eb tjera t\u00eb sistemit ton\u00eb diellor? Oh, \u00e7\u2019pret Kryeministri yn\u00eb i p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm, p\u00ebrse nuk jep urdh\u00ebr q\u00eb t\u00eb gjitha ministreshat e t\u00eb gjith\u00eb ministrush\u00ebt e tij t\u00eb p\u00ebrdorin Viagra duke filluar k\u00ebshtu m\u00eb shp\u00ebtimtaren e kurave (pa \u201cv\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb midis shkronjave \u201cr\u201d dhe \u201ca\u201d!) aq t\u00eb domosdoshme p\u00ebr t\u00eb q\u00ebndruar sa m\u00eb gjat\u00eb p\u00ebrkrah tij?<\/p>\n
Nga ana tjet\u00ebr, n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb q\u00eb PUSHTetar\u00ebt tan\u00eb \u2013 q\u00eb jetojn\u00eb me qira dhe t\u00eb mbytur n\u00eb borxhe \u2013 ta p\u00ebrfitojn\u00eb falas k\u00ebt\u00eb ila\u00e7 fantastik, p\u00ebrdorimi i rregullt i t\u00eb cilit do t\u2019ua rris\u00eb atyre imunitetin dhe q\u00ebndres\u00ebn ndaj s\u00ebmundjeve kardiovaskulare, ndaj munges\u00ebs s\u00eb gjumit, ndaj trysnis\u00eb s\u00eb stimulimeve intelektuale, ndaj denduris\u00eb s\u00eb lidhjeve sociale etj., etj., duhet patjet\u00ebr q\u00eb, n\u00eb kuadrin e reform\u00ebs n\u00eb drejt\u00ebsi, Kushtetuta e Republik\u00ebs Eksituese t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb t\u00eb amendohet urgjentisht me synimin q\u00eb ligji t\u2019u garantoj\u00eb p\u00ebrjet\u00ebsisht atyre, pra PUSHTetar\u00ebve tan\u00eb, qofshin socialist\u00eb apo demokrat\u00eb, t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn e pamohueshme p\u00ebr t\u2019u viagrazuar n\u00eb dobi (pa \u201c\u00e7\u201d n\u00eb fund kjo fjal\u00eb!) t\u00eb atdheut ton\u00eb t\u00eb adhuruesh\u00ebm dhe p\u00ebr t\u00eb mir\u00ebn (me \u201cm\u201d, aspak me \u201cq\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb!) e popullit ton\u00eb aq t\u00eb lumtur midis poleve (me \u201cp\u201d, aspak me \u201cb\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb!) t\u00eb PUSHTetar\u00ebve t\u00eb tij t\u00eb p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm!\/panorama.al<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
EDMOND TUPJA Dihet q\u00eb, deri m\u00eb sot, nuk ekziston ndonj\u00eb ila\u00e7 p\u00ebr t\u00eb sh\u00ebruar dik\u00eb t\u00eb prekur nga s\u00ebmundja e Alzaimerit, por, si\u00e7 m\u00eb m\u00ebsoi para rreth nj\u00eb jave zoti Internet p\u00ebrmes nj\u00eb shkrimi t\u00eb zonj\u00ebs Johanna Anselem, k\u00ebto koh\u00ebt e fundit shum\u00eb studime kan\u00eb konfirmuar se na qenka e mundur ta vonosh shfaqjen e […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":225442,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3365,3366,5380,231,1454],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-225441","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-analize","9":"category-koment","10":"category-kryesore","11":"category-lajme","12":"category-politike"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=225441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225441\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/225442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=225441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=225441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=225441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}