{"id":227277,"date":"2021-12-26T09:05:59","date_gmt":"2021-12-26T08:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=227277"},"modified":"2021-12-26T09:05:59","modified_gmt":"2021-12-26T08:05:59","slug":"lushnja-3-dite-pa-uje-ironizon-deputeti-neser-del-shampo-per-morrat-mos-hani-shume-se-skeni-ku-shkoni-ne-banje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/lushnja-3-dite-pa-uje-ironizon-deputeti-neser-del-shampo-per-morrat-mos-hani-shume-se-skeni-ku-shkoni-ne-banje\/","title":{"rendered":"Lushnja 3 dit\u00eb pa uj\u00eb, ironizon deputeti: Nes\u00ebr del shampo p\u00ebr morrat! Mos hani shum\u00eb se s\u2019keni ku shkoni n\u00eb banj\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Prej 3 dit\u00ebsh abnor\u00ebte  Lushnjes jan\u00eb pa uj\u00eb t\u00eb pijsh\u00ebm, pasi si\u00e7 ka njoftuar Uj\u00ebsjell\u00ebs Kanalizime Lushnje, po vazhdojn\u00eb punimet p\u00ebr lidhjen e tubacionit kryesor nga rotondo e Grabianit deri n\u00eb stacionin e pompave Virov\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Nd\u00ebkroh\u00eb, deputeti demokrat Saimir Korreshi ka ironizuar me k\u00ebt\u00eb situat\u00eb, teksa shprehet se nes\u00ebr do dal\u00eb shmapo p\u00ebr morrat, teksa k\u00ebhsillon qytetar\u00ebt q\u00eb t\u00eb mos hyan\u00eb shum\u00eb p\u00ebr festa, pasi nuk kan\u00eb ku t\u00eb shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb banj\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cU be pika e ujit sikur te ishte shampanje! I kishin harruar njerezit kovat e ujit si ngjiteshin deri ne kat te 6.  Por Partia nuk fle ju kthen pas ne kohe.<\/p>\n<p>Sa dite u bene pa uj\u00eb? Dini gje? Guxoni te mos e paguani nje muaj faturen e ujit i gjeni xhelatet te dera e shtepise, ndersa kur ke tre dite pa pik uji faji ngelet jetim.<\/p>\n<p>Neser del shampo per morrat per te tjerat fur\u00e7e me fije metalike.  Krishtlindje te mbara vetem mos hani shume se skeni ku shkoni ne banje edhe lokalet i kane ky\u00e7ur banjot. Te rroje Partia\u201d, shkruan Korrshi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prej 3 dit\u00ebsh abnor\u00ebte Lushnjes jan\u00eb pa uj\u00eb t\u00eb pijsh\u00ebm, pasi si\u00e7 ka njoftuar Uj\u00ebsjell\u00ebs Kanalizime Lushnje, po vazhdojn\u00eb punimet p\u00ebr lidhjen e tubacionit kryesor nga rotondo e Grabianit deri n\u00eb stacionin e pompave Virov\u00eb. Nd\u00ebkroh\u00eb, deputeti demokrat Saimir Korreshi ka ironizuar me k\u00ebt\u00eb situat\u00eb, teksa shprehet se nes\u00ebr do dal\u00eb shmapo p\u00ebr morrat, teksa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2031,"featured_media":227278,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[231],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-227277","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-lajme"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2031"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227277\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/227278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}