{"id":227428,"date":"2021-12-26T18:37:14","date_gmt":"2021-12-26T17:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=227428"},"modified":"2021-12-26T18:37:14","modified_gmt":"2021-12-26T17:37:14","slug":"si-gjelat-maje-plehut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/si-gjelat-maje-plehut\/","title":{"rendered":"Si gjelat maj\u00eb plehut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NGA EDMOND TUPE<\/p>\n<p>Sikur u b\u00ebn\u00eb ca koh\u00eb q\u00eb n\u00eb Republik\u00ebn Rr\u00ebqeth\u00ebse t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb nuk po na z\u00eb m\u00eb syri rrug\u00ebve e shesheve loj\u00ebra fati apo pika bastesh sportive, p\u00ebr arsye se ligji nd\u00ebshkon k\u00ebdo q\u00eb organizon fshehurazi veprimtari t\u00eb tilla fitimprur\u00ebse p\u00ebr disa, por fitimrruese p\u00ebr disa t\u00eb tjer\u00eb. Mir\u00ebpo, dy zot\u00ebrinj tejet kureshtar\u00eb nga natyra, dikur koleg\u00eb dhe miq t\u00eb mi, Fran\u00e7esk Armadhi dhe Namik Arvogli, kan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb k\u00ebto dit\u00eb nj\u00eb zbulim fort interesant.<\/p>\n<p>Dikush i kishte informuar se diku, t\u00eb frym\u00ebzuar nga disa filma t\u00eb huaj, disa fshatar\u00eb kishin nisur t\u00eb organizonin, sigurisht n\u00ebn vul\u00ebn e sekretit m\u00eb t\u00eb madh, ndeshje gjelash, gjat\u00eb s\u00eb cilave viheshin baste nga disa t\u00eb apasionuar pas k\u00ebtij lloj sporti, dhe kjo me nj\u00eb q\u00ebllim t\u00eb dyfisht\u00eb: nga nj\u00ebra an\u00eb, do t\u00eb zhvillohej pularia si deg\u00eb e zooteknis\u00eb q\u00eb merret me rritjen dhe mbar\u00ebshtimin e shpend\u00ebve sht\u00ebpiak\u00eb, kurse, nga ana tjet\u00ebr, njer\u00ebzit do t\u00eb shkarkonin t\u00ebr\u00eb mllefet, pak\u00ebnaq\u00ebsit\u00eb, zem\u00ebratat, hat\u00ebrmbetjet dhe ve\u00e7an\u00ebrisht pasojat e streseve duke par\u00eb t\u00eb kacafyteshin, t\u00eb gjymtoheshin e t\u00eb ngordhnin gjela, t\u00eb cil\u00ebve pronar\u00ebt e tyre do t\u2019u kishin v\u00ebn\u00eb paraprakisht emra pushtetar\u00ebsh e qeveritar\u00ebsh t\u00eb djesh\u00ebm, t\u00eb sot\u00ebm dhe, p\u00ebrse jo n\u00eb fund t\u00eb fundit, edhe t\u00eb ardhsh\u00ebm!<\/p>\n<p>Madje, dy zot\u00ebrinjve n\u00eb fjal\u00eb u kishte r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb vesh ( aspak t\u00eb shurdh\u00ebr) nj\u00eb lajm, sipas t\u00eb cilit po b\u00ebheshin orvajtje q\u00eb ndeshjet midis gjelave t\u00eb legalizoheshin si\u00e7 u legalizuan ndeshjet e boksit pas shembjes s\u00eb regjimit diktatorial t\u00eb Enver Hoxh\u00ebs, por sigurisht me kusht q\u00eb gjelat t\u00eb mos ngordhnin n\u00eb fush\u00ebn e betej\u00ebs, por t\u00eb thereshin para se t\u00eb nxirrnin frym\u00ebn e fundit dhe t\u00eb gatuheshin p\u00ebr publikun e pranish\u00ebm.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00ebrve\u00e7 k\u00ebsaj, a nuk do t\u00eb ishte di\u00e7ka shum\u00eb zbavit\u00ebse sikur gjelat t\u00eb ngjyroseshin disa me roz\u00eb, disa me mavi, disa me blu, disa me t\u00eb verdh\u00eb etj., etj. dhe, n\u00eb funksion t\u00eb k\u00ebtyre ngjyrave, t\u2019u viheshin emra president\u00ebsh, kryeministrash, ministrash, z\u00ebvend\u00ebsish t\u00eb tyre, kryetar\u00ebsh e n\u00ebnkryetar\u00ebsh partish, prokurorish, gjykatash, bashkish e komunash? Imagjinoni, t\u00eb nderuara lexuese dhe lexues t\u00eb nderuar, se \u00e7far\u00eb mrekullia humoristike do t\u00eb ishte sikur dy gjela, p\u00ebr shembull, \u00a0nj\u00ebri me emrin Edi dhe tjetri me emrin Luli (ose Sali apo Ilir) t\u00eb p\u00ebrlesheshin me nj\u00ebri-tjetrin jo n\u00eb parlament, por n\u00eb kotec, ha, ha, ha!<\/p>\n<p>Meq\u00eb, me sa po duken bath\u00ebt (me \u201ca\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb, aspak me \u201cy\u201d!), \u201cBallkani i Hapur\u201d do t\u00eb b\u00ebhet realitet, p\u00ebrse t\u00eb mos organizohet edhe nj\u00eb kampionat gjelash n\u00eb vendet e Ballkanit per\u00ebndimor, shembullin e t\u00eb cilit do t\u00eb duhej patjet\u00ebr ta ndiqnin edhe vendet e Bashkimit Europian, edhe Shtetet e Bashkuara t\u00eb Amerik\u00ebs, madje mbar\u00eb bota e globalizuar? Ndoshta, p\u00ebr t\u00eb mos b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb pak\u00ebnaqur, duhen p\u00ebrfshir\u00eb n\u00eb\u00a0kampionate t\u00eb tilla komb\u00ebtare, ballkanike, europiane e bot\u00ebrore edhe gjelat e detit, sidomos kur nuk harrojm\u00eb se pushtetar\u00ebt e qeveritar\u00ebt, madje edhe politikan\u00ebt opozitar\u00eb, marrin shpesh poza gjelash deti duke u fryr\u00eb e duke u skuqur pa m\u00eb t\u00eb voglin kompleks!<\/p>\n<p>Nga ana tjet\u00ebr, meq\u00eb futbolli nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb nj\u00eb sport ekskluzivisht (pa \u201cs\u201d n\u00eb krye t\u00eb k\u00ebsaj fjale!) mashkullor, p\u00ebrse t\u00eb mos organizohet edhe nj\u00eb kampionat pulash t\u00eb zakonshme apo edhe pulash deti ose, si\u00e7 i quajn\u00eb ndryshe, rikash (kujdes me kat\u00ebr shkronjat e para t\u00eb k\u00ebsaj fjale!)? E nj\u00ebjta gj\u00eb mund t\u00eb thuhet e t\u00eb shkruhet edhe p\u00ebr patok\u00ebt e patat, p\u00ebr rosak\u00ebt e rosat. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb pik\u00eb, ka gjithsesi nj\u00eb problem: Po sikur n\u00eb ndeshje apo, m\u00eb sakt\u00eb, n\u00eb p\u00ebrleshje e sip\u00ebr pulave, rikave, patave ose rosave t\u2019u vij\u00eb veza p\u00ebr t\u00eb dal\u00eb? Mbase edhe k\u00ebsaj mund t\u2019i gjehet nj\u00eb rrug\u00ebdalje, p\u00ebr shembull, zonjat apo zonjushat e sapop\u00ebrmendura, me ta ndier se po u vjen veza, t\u2019i b\u00ebjn\u00eb nj\u00eb shenj\u00eb trajnerit q\u00eb t\u2019i nxjerr\u00eb n\u00eb stolin e rezervave ku t\u2019u jepet mund\u00ebsia t\u00eb leht\u00ebsohen nga barra m\u00ebm\u00ebsore, ve\u00e7se pa kakarisje (pa \u201cr\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb pas rrokjes s\u00eb par\u00eb!).<\/p>\n<p>Tani, m\u00eb duhet t\u2019i v\u00eb n\u00eb dijeni lexueset dhe lexuesit e k\u00ebtyre radh\u00ebve t\u00eb pafajshme se, lidhur me kampionatet edhe mashkullore, edhe fem\u00ebrore e p\u00ebrmendura m\u00eb lart, zot\u00ebrinjt\u00eb Fran\u00e7esk Armadhi dhe Namik Arvogli jan\u00eb t\u00eb mendimit se k\u00ebto kampionate do t\u00eb priten me entuziaz\u00ebm nga politika (me \u201cp\u201d, aspak me \u201cb\u201d ky em\u00ebr imoral!) e sotme shqiptare, sepse b\u00ebhet fjal\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb eksperienc\u00eb (pa \u201cs\u201d n\u00eb krye t\u00eb k\u00ebsaj fjale!) t\u00eb re, e cila do t\u2019i bind\u00eb pushtetar\u00ebt (me \u201ct\u201d kjo fjal\u00eb midis shkronjave \u201ce\u201d dhe \u201ca\u201d, aspak me \u201ck\u201d!) se shpend\u00ebt shqiptar\u00eb jan\u00eb t\u00eb denj\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u vler\u00ebsuar seriozisht, moralisht e materialisht po aq nga presidenti yn\u00eb i p\u00ebrkohsh\u00ebm (si ish-sportist), sa edhe nga kryeministri yn\u00eb i pothuajse i p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm (si ish-sportist gjithashtu)!<\/p>\n<p>S\u00eb fundi, por jo m\u00eb s\u00eb paku, duhet pranuar se fjala \u201cgjel\u201d na shpie tek shprehja \u201csi gjeli maj\u00eb plehut\u201d, e cila na kujton pik\u00ebrisht rastin e gjelave maj\u00eb plehut, t\u00eb cil\u00ebt pasi rr\u00ebmojn\u00eb e gjejn\u00eb disa krimba, th\u00ebrrasin pulat p\u00ebr t\u2019i shp\u00ebrblyer k\u00ebsisoj q\u00eb i lejojn\u00eb ata t\u2019u k\u00ebrcejn\u00eb her\u00ebs pas here sip\u00ebr p\u00ebr t\u2019u \u00e7iftuar me ato, na kujton se edhe n\u00eb Republik\u00ebn Zgjebarake t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb, pushtetar\u00ebt kan\u00eb hipur prej shum\u00eb vitesh maj\u00eb plehut t\u00eb korrupsionit dhe, q\u00eb andej, i shp\u00ebrblejn\u00eb sh\u00ebrb\u00ebtor\u00ebt e tyre t\u00eb zellsh\u00ebm n\u00ebn shembullin e shiritit, i cili, brenda barkut t\u00eb njeriut, i shp\u00ebrblen oksiuret e askaridet duke i l\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebnaqen me mbeturinat ushqimore t\u00eb zorr\u00ebs s\u00eb trash\u00eb!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NGA EDMOND TUPE Sikur u b\u00ebn\u00eb ca koh\u00eb q\u00eb n\u00eb Republik\u00ebn Rr\u00ebqeth\u00ebse t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb nuk po na z\u00eb m\u00eb syri rrug\u00ebve e shesheve loj\u00ebra fati apo pika bastesh sportive, p\u00ebr arsye se ligji nd\u00ebshkon k\u00ebdo q\u00eb organizon fshehurazi veprimtari t\u00eb tilla fitimprur\u00ebse p\u00ebr disa, por fitimrruese p\u00ebr disa t\u00eb tjer\u00eb. Mir\u00ebpo, dy zot\u00ebrinj tejet kureshtar\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":174180,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3366,5380,1454],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-227428","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-politike"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227428\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/174180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}