{"id":228499,"date":"2022-01-03T18:47:37","date_gmt":"2022-01-03T17:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=228499"},"modified":"2022-01-03T18:47:37","modified_gmt":"2022-01-03T17:47:37","slug":"kujdes-kujdes-nga-banania-nga-lutfi-dervishi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/kujdes-kujdes-nga-banania-nga-lutfi-dervishi\/","title":{"rendered":"Kujdes, kujdes nga banania! &#8211; Nga Lutfi Dervishi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Lutfi Dervishi<\/p>\n<p>Banania nga nj\u00eb frut i ndaluar \u00ebsht\u00eb kthyer n\u00eb frutin m\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00eblqyer p\u00ebr konsumator\u00ebt shqiptar\u00eb dhe sipas lajmeve t\u00eb fundit jo vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr konsumator\u00ebt! Sipas doganave n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri jan\u00eb 47 firma q\u00eb merren me import bananesh. Shifra merr kuptim m\u00eb t\u00eb plot\u00eb kur i vendos p\u00ebrball\u00eb numrit 10\u00a0 t\u00eb kompanive q\u00eb merren me import gruri dhe mielli.\u00a0 Pra 47 firma importuese t\u00eb bananes dhe 10 t\u00eb miellit dhe grurit!<\/p>\n<p>Ne konsumojm\u00eb 7.3 kilogram banane p\u00ebr frym\u00eb, nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb n\u00eb Maqedonin\u00eb e Veriut konsumohen vet\u00ebm 0.5 kilogram p\u00ebr frym\u00eb. Maqedonasit e kan\u00eb konsumuar k\u00ebt\u00eb frut edhe gjat\u00eb komunizimit. Mesa duket ne sot kompensojm\u00eb munges\u00ebn e bananes gjat\u00eb periudh\u00ebs s\u00eb komunizimit. Asgj\u00eb nuk shijon m\u00eb shum\u00eb se \u201cfruti i ndaluar\u201d! Kjo duket \u00ebsht\u00eb arsyeja q\u00eb p\u00ebr konsum ja kalojm\u00eb Kin\u00ebs (2 kilogram\u00eb p\u00ebr banor\u00eb) dhe vet\u00eb Franc\u00ebs q\u00eb konsumon 7 kilogram\u00eb. As Republikat e Bananeve nuk konsumojn\u00eb kaq shum\u00eb banane!<\/p>\n<p>Marketingu duhet t\u00eb ket\u00eb pjes\u00ebn e vet n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb triumf t\u00eb bananes. Nj\u00eb prej k\u00ebng\u00ebve t\u00eb njohura n\u00eb vitet 90 ishte \u201cBananja\u201d Edhe spotet e tanishme televizive jan\u00eb mjaft ndjell\u00ebse p\u00ebr konsumatorin: \u201cP\u00ebr nj\u00eb jet\u00eb plot energji\u201d; \u201cBananja fruti magjik\u201d. P\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb n\u00eb Europ\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb frut e sollli Marco Polo dhe spotet k\u00ebtu p\u00ebr bananet m\u00eb shum\u00eb se p\u00ebr origjinalitet spikasin p\u00ebr plagjiatur\u00eb. Vet\u00eb Marco Polo e quajti bananen \u201cMolla e Parajs\u00ebs\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Por molla e parajsj\u00ebs k\u00ebto vitet e fundit po sjell edhe telashe p\u00ebr importuesit. Aq shum\u00eb telashe sa ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb e qart\u00eb n\u00ebse policia sekuestron kokain\u00eb mes bananesh apo banane mes kokain\u00ebs? Ne i impotojm\u00eb bananet nga Amerika Latine. Por n\u00ebse i hedh nj\u00eb sy statistikave, eksportuesit m\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdhenj jan\u00eb gjetk\u00eb. N\u00eb Indi prodhohet 26% e bananes, n\u00eb Kin\u00eb 10% e gjith\u00eb sasis\u00eb. Esht\u00eb e \u00e7uditshme se pse firmat tona nuk importojn\u00eb nga k\u00ebto dy vende aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr q\u00eb nga k\u00ebto dy vende nuk ka kokain\u00eb dhe n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb nuk rrezikojn\u00eb t\u2019u kompromentohet ngarkesa dhe emri i mir\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Edhe di\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr: importi nga Kina dhe India \u00ebsht\u00eb me leverdi ekonomike. P\u00ebr shembull n\u00ebse nj\u00eb ark\u00eb me banane n\u00eb Ekuador \u00ebsht\u00eb 6.5 USD, po e nj\u00ebjta ark\u00eb me banane n\u00eb Kin\u00eb kushton 3.7 USD dhe n\u00eb Indi vet\u00ebm 3 USD. Pra ka vende ku bananja mund t\u00eb blihet m\u00eb lir\u00eb dhe t\u00eb vij n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri e pa shoq\u00ebruar me probleme q\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb shumt\u00ebn e rasteve d\u00ebrgojn\u00eb n\u00eb burg shofer\u00eb dhe pun\u00ebtor\u00eb ngarkim- shkarkimi. Ndaj si\u00e7 thoshte teksti i k\u00ebng\u00ebs s\u00eb mir\u00ebnjohur: \u201ckujdes, kujdes nga banania\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Lutfi Dervishi Banania nga nj\u00eb frut i ndaluar \u00ebsht\u00eb kthyer n\u00eb frutin m\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00eblqyer p\u00ebr konsumator\u00ebt shqiptar\u00eb dhe sipas lajmeve t\u00eb fundit jo vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr konsumator\u00ebt! Sipas doganave n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri jan\u00eb 47 firma q\u00eb merren me import bananesh. Shifra merr kuptim m\u00eb t\u00eb plot\u00eb kur i vendos p\u00ebrball\u00eb numrit 10\u00a0 t\u00eb kompanive q\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":228500,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3366,5380,231],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-228499","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228499\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/228500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}