Iriqi: – U mbive n\u00eb televizor shqiptar\u00ebve. B\u00ebj ndonj\u00eb dit\u00eb pushim, o njeri.<\/p>\n
Batoni: – E di, e di. Nuk dua as un\u00eb, por nuk e kam n\u00eb dor\u00eb. M\u00eb nxjerr Rama nga q\u00eb ka plot halle.<\/p>\n
Iriqi: – Po \u00e7\u2019lidhje ke ti me hallet e Ram\u00ebs?<\/p>\n
Batoni: – I nd\u00ebrthur Endri Fuga. Dal un\u00eb n\u00eb \u00e7do ekran q\u00eb njer\u00ebzit t\u00eb m\u00eb sulen<\/p>\n
Iriqi: – T\u00eb sulen n\u00eb fakt se ti flet gomarll\u00ebqe.<\/p>\n
Batoni: – Se \u00e7\u2019flas un\u00eb s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00ebn time. Q\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb para m\u00eb vjen n\u00eb celular p\u00ebrmbajtja e asaj q\u00eb do nxjerr nga goja. M\u00eb besoni q\u00eb dhe un\u00eb shum\u00eb her\u00eb e p\u00ebshtyj veten kur e lexoj, po jam i detyruar. Se ngjan me ato tabelat p\u00ebr qitje n\u00eb koh\u00ebn e komunizmit. Po tani n\u00eb vend t\u00eb Niksonit atje vendoset fytyra ime. Populli m\u00eb turret dhe harron.<\/p>\n
Iriqi: – \u00c7far\u00eb harron?<\/p>\n
Batoni: – Harron q\u00eb rriten \u00e7mimet, q\u00eb vjedh qeveria, q\u00eb s\u2019ka investime, q\u00eb rriten borxhet. K\u00ebto nuk u hyjn\u00eb n\u00eb sy. U mbetem un\u00eb n\u00eb goj\u00eb. Turp Baton, si flet k\u00ebshtu more Baton, je i s\u00ebmur\u00eb mendor o Baton, spiun i serb\u00ebve Baton. Ja, kaq \u00ebsht\u00eb loja me mua.<\/p>\n
Iriqi: – Po ti pse pranon?<\/p>\n
Batoni: – Se s\u00eb pari m\u00eb paguajn\u00eb shum\u00eb. Po aq shum\u00eb sa dhe presidenti i Amerik\u00ebs m\u00eb ka zili p\u00ebr kaq para sa marr. Dhe s\u00eb dyti…<\/p>\n
Iriqi: – Po, na e trego, s\u00eb dyti.<\/p>\n
Batoni: – S\u00eb dyti nuk m\u00eb pranojn\u00eb n\u00eb Kosov\u00eb. Kaq m\u00eb urrejn\u00eb sa atje shkoj ve\u00e7 nat\u00ebn. Dit\u00ebn nuk guxoj.<\/p>\n
Iriqi: – V\u00ebrtet ti e sjell miellin serb n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri?<\/p>\n
Batoni: – Miell-miell nuk sjell askush. Sjellim maune krunde. Me ato fitohet goxha. E marrim dy lek\u00eb dhe e shesim psh dyqind. S\u2019ka fare protein\u00eb, \u00ebsht\u00eb si t\u00eb mbush\u00ebsh stomakun me aj\u00ebr. Ama fitimi kaq josh\u00ebs sa n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri mua m\u00eb bije \u00e7do dit\u00eb telebingo.<\/p>\n
Iriqi:-\u00a0 Pse tani k\u00ebrkon t\u00eb mos kandidoj\u00eb Berisha p\u00ebr kryetar i PD-s\u00eb?<\/p>\n
Batoni: – A t\u00eb thash\u00eb q\u00eb flas \u00e7far\u00eb m\u00eb shkruan Endri. Si\u00e7 duket Rama nuk do q\u00eb vendi t\u00eb ket\u00eb nj\u00eb opozit\u00eb t\u00eb fort\u00eb<\/p>\n
Iriqi: – Dhe ?<\/p>\n
Batoni: – Dhe un\u00eb i b\u00ebj reklam\u00eb Berish\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
Iriqi: – Si?<\/p>\n
Batoni: – Se duke e shar\u00eb un\u00eb shqiptar\u00ebt m\u00eb shum\u00eb e votojn\u00eb. Ka koh\u00eb q\u00eb kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtetuar. Ndaj i kam th\u00ebn\u00eb Ram\u00ebs, m\u00eb mir\u00eb ta lavd\u00ebrojm\u00eb Berish\u00ebn. Ashtu i bien votat atij.<\/p>\n
Iriqi: – E \u00e7\u2019ka th\u00ebn\u00eb ai?<\/p>\n
Batoni: – Ka r\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebrtok\u00eb. Ka alergji ai nga \u00e7do fjal\u00eb e mir\u00eb p\u00ebr Saliun. I kruhet trupi dhe ia fut n\u00eb \u00e7ast nja tre viza. Pastaj mbledh veten e b\u00ebrtet, shpif e shaj sa m\u00eb shum\u00eb, o Baton! Jepi, o arush\u00eb e Kosov\u00ebs! Jepi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Iriqi: – U mbive n\u00eb televizor shqiptar\u00ebve. B\u00ebj ndonj\u00eb dit\u00eb pushim, o njeri. Batoni: – E di, e di. Nuk dua as un\u00eb, por nuk e kam n\u00eb dor\u00eb. M\u00eb nxjerr Rama nga q\u00eb ka plot halle. Iriqi: – Po \u00e7\u2019lidhje ke ti me hallet e Ram\u00ebs? Batoni: – I nd\u00ebrthur Endri Fuga. Dal un\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2020,"featured_media":246079,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5380,231],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-246078","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-kryesore","9":"category-lajme"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2020"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=246078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246078\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/246079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=246078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=246078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=246078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}