{"id":262994,"date":"2022-06-05T13:18:43","date_gmt":"2022-06-05T11:18:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=262994"},"modified":"2022-06-05T13:18:43","modified_gmt":"2022-06-05T11:18:43","slug":"zgjedhja-e-presidentit-ironia-e-agron-gjekmarkajt-babo-nje-dite-me-pas-i-telefonon-bake-xhanit-gjenerali-gelltitej-se-nuk-e-kishte-parashikuar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/zgjedhja-e-presidentit-ironia-e-agron-gjekmarkajt-babo-nje-dite-me-pas-i-telefonon-bake-xhanit-gjenerali-gelltitej-se-nuk-e-kishte-parashikuar\/","title":{"rendered":"Zgjedhja e presidentit\/ Ironia e Agron Gjekmarkajt: Babo nj\u00eb dit\u00eb me pas i telefonon Bake xhanit! Gjenerali g\u00eblltitej se nuk e kishte parashikuar\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/p>\n<p>Babo nj\u00eb dit\u00eb me pas i telefonon Bake xhanit !!<\/p>\n<p>Fati i cili nuk ndihmon guximtaret por zyrtaret e desh q\u00eb keto mejtime ti shkruaj hipur n\u00eb balon\u00eb duke udhetuar drejt Romes si sadrazem mbi sokak. Po ikim me zemren plot. Njerzit jan\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb qet\u00eb se zakonisht.<\/p>\n<p>Pas kan\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb hall t\u00eb madh, dilemat e pikepyetjet q\u00eb e shoqeronin at\u00eb mull\u00e2. K\u00eb Babo do t\u00eb zgjedhe President t\u00eb Republikes? Kush e si do t\u00eb jet\u00eb ai? Sa i gjat\u00eb , sa i holl\u00eb, sa ezmer, sa xhanan burr\u00eb, sa shakaxhi, sa mir\u00ebnjohes me Babon mbi t\u00eb gjitha do t\u00eb jet\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>Tani keto hamendesime q\u00eb qeder ja b\u00ebn\u00eb qejfin shoqeris\u00eb i takojn\u00eb s\u00eb shkuares.<\/p>\n<p>Babo i cili mban n\u00eb dor\u00eb kutin e gj\u00ebs\u00eb, masat e perfeksionit, raportin mes formes dhe permbajtjes, dallimin mes t\u00eb gjall\u00ebve e t\u00eb vdekurve, duke perballuar vuajtje e mundime e vuri doren tek Gjeneral Bajram Begaj.<\/p>\n<p>Ne dje parashikuam sesi n\u00eb krahina t\u00eb ndryshme perthyhet emri! Ba\u00e7i i Republikes n\u00eb Tepelene ! Barjami n\u00eb Vlor\u00eb! Bake andej nga Permet Skrapari, Bomi n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb. Por mesuam q\u00eb Babo n\u00eb telefonaten e tij sot ishte drejtuar me Bake po k\u00ebt\u00eb do shtjellojm\u00eb pak m\u00eb posht\u00eb sapo t\u00eb vem\u00eb n\u00eb qoshet e veta ca vogelsira.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00ebq\u00ebn\u00ebse u vertit llafi, se nuk na lan\u00eb rradh\u00eb ata t\u00eb uruar ministrush\u00ebr e ministrushe me vrapin e ngasjen engjullore, jasht\u00eb per t\u00eb nxjerr\u00eb , ato fjal\u00eb zemre, at\u00eb nur urimesh, plot gufim e pjalm,\u00ebndje e bes\u00eb, shpres\u00eb e gezim q\u00eb Shqiperia at\u00eb dekik paskesh pritur per ta ngjatetuar, me krah\u00eb t\u00eb lehte, me bereqet e shendet t\u00eb t\u00eb kemi n\u00eb Krye t\u00eb shtetit ton\u00eb me nj\u00eb kok\u00eb t\u00eb vetme o Bajram vellai!<\/p>\n<p>Ne t\u00eb opozites qysh se na ka hy dreqi n\u00eb bark , mes tollovitjesh t\u00eb asaj dite me vap\u00eb ca shkuam n\u00eb sall\u00eb, ca ndejen n\u00eb shtepi e ca n\u00eb plazh duke gjykuar nj\u00ebri-jatrin moralisht e politikisht.<\/p>\n<p>Ashtu si\u00e7 i ka hije nj\u00eb luftetari t\u00eb paepur dhe jasht\u00eb \u00e7do grupi q\u00eb pretendon monopolin mbi t\u00eb miren, n\u00eb at\u00eb t\u00eb lenduar PD por vetem n\u00eb PD kam marr\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb flamurin kunder bojkotit t\u00eb institucionit !<\/p>\n<p>Me t\u00eb mbeshtjell\u00eb si heronjt\u00eb e realizmit socialist , si mitralieri Sulo n\u00eb luftra epike , r\u00ebnda, krenar por pa entuziazem n\u00eb sallen ku baballaret e n\u00ebnat e kombit pleqerojn\u00eb dertet e vatanit.<\/p>\n<p>U akuzuam nga miqt\u00eb puritan\u00eb se dashkemi rroga? Po ka ca rrogetar\u00eb ky shteti yn\u00eb q\u00eb ato t\u00eb uruara kacidhe presin n\u00eb fund t\u00eb muajit. Me ato i b\u00ebjn\u00eb derman jetes. Un\u00eb jam nj\u00ebri prej tyre. Ma b\u00ebni hallall q\u00eb e dua rrogen m\u00eb shum\u00eb se,\u201dopozitarizmin e vertet\u00eb\u201d, n\u00eb djall \u201cidealet e medha\u201d perball\u00eb rroges s\u00eb vogel! Shyqyr q\u00eb Presidenti i zgjedhur nuk na ra nga llozha tek perkulej me shtrengu qepallat me Babon.<\/p>\n<p>Por shtysa e ketij meditimi nuk ishin keto kothere personale po ajo q\u00eb ndodh nj\u00eb dit\u00eb m\u00eb pas me Babon dhe t\u00eb vetet!<\/p>\n<p>Babon sot e zu gjumi pasi rojet b\u00ebn\u00eb terbiet edhe nj\u00eb kalina\u00e7 q\u00eb lehte pa pr\u00e2 ! Eh \u00e7 ma nxiu jeten mermeriti, keshtu i mbajn\u00eb fjalimet edhe ministrat e mi. Por pastaj fjeti goxha mir\u00eb!Kur u zgjua gjet nj\u00eb mullar me sms q\u00eb e levdonin si\u00e7 din\u00eb ata q\u00eb ja din\u00eb huqet Babos po p\u00ebr me shum\u00eb kan\u00eb nevoj\u00eb per t\u00eb! Konkluzioni ishte vetem nj\u00eb q\u00eb si Babo ska, ai \u00ebsht\u00eb gjeni !<\/p>\n<p>U ndal vetem tek nj\u00eb ! Presidenti i sapo zgjedhur e falenderonte per besimin, e pyeste si ka fjetur, n\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb i leht\u00eb ajri i Surrelit ! Babo i cili e tkurr dhe bymen si\u00e7 do ai koinfidencen u angeshtu pak per k\u00ebt\u00eb afri ! Rrufiti kafen e cila i ngjante si fytyra e thartuar e t\u00eb gjith\u00eb atyre q\u00eb nuk ja dol\u00ebn t\u00eb vinin Dvoran\u00eb n\u00eb bash t\u00eb vendit ! Me pasi i ra telefonit t\u00eb Presidentit t\u00eb sapo zgjedhur ! Nga andej ndihej atmosfera e nj\u00eb bisede institucionale ! Babo i ra shkurt \u201d un\u00eb i kam z\u00ebt k\u00ebta titujt dhe emrat e gjat\u00eb, po kaq edhe termat serioz si President, Gjeneral e t\u00eb tjer\u00eb !<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb medyshje jam mes nofkes Ba\u00e7i ose Bake xhani ! Kjo e dyta ka m\u00eb sentiment dhe kolor. Edhe mua vete \u201ci gjati\u201d me therrasin edhe si distanc\u00eb po edhe se me shohin nga posht\u00eb ! Ashtu bej dhe ti! Gjenerali gelltitej se nuk e kishte parashikuar k\u00ebt\u00eb po Babo e ka z\u00ebt monotonin\u00eb ai krijon thyerje! Pastaj vazhdoi ske pse me merr shpesh n\u00eb tel, porosit\u00eb ti shpie me Elisen ose me Taon, megjithese k\u00ebt\u00eb t\u00eb fundit ja kam qepur nga pas opozites \u201cproperendimore\u201d! Ai i mbulon keta si ky sherrxhiu Gjekmarkaj, i thot\u00eb vazhdo keshtu si properendimor se je mir\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Keshtu qe Elisa ti sjell \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb duhet e t\u00eb thot\u00eb \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebsh afer \u00ebsht\u00eb e nuk perton! Ti per \u00e7do hall q\u00eb t\u00eb kesh mos u ndal asaj rrefeja, e sa hap e mbyll syt\u00eb fap fap behet ! Po degjo se un\u00eb jam Presidenti i tha asaj ane t\u00eb telefonit !<\/p>\n<p>E di Bake e di qe je ndoca shakxhi ja ktheu, pusho sot mos e merr me stres, hajt gjigand, hajd vella dit\u00eb t\u00eb mbar\u00eb\u201d ! Keshtu e mbylli Babua paraditen dhe ne udhetimin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj Babo nj\u00eb dit\u00eb me pas i telefonon Bake xhanit !! Fati i cili nuk ndihmon guximtaret por zyrtaret e desh q\u00eb keto mejtime ti shkruaj hipur n\u00eb balon\u00eb duke udhetuar drejt Romes si sadrazem mbi sokak. Po ikim me zemren plot. Njerzit jan\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb qet\u00eb se zakonisht. Pas kan\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2020,"featured_media":183661,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5380,231],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-262994","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-kryesore","9":"category-lajme"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2020"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=262994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/262994\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/183661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=262994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=262994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=262994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}