{"id":265847,"date":"2022-06-22T17:17:25","date_gmt":"2022-06-22T15:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=265847"},"modified":"2022-06-22T17:17:25","modified_gmt":"2022-06-22T15:17:25","slug":"rama-dhe-batoni-telefonojne-vucicin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/rama-dhe-batoni-telefonojne-vucicin\/","title":{"rendered":"Rama dhe Batoni telefonojn\u00eb Vu\u00e7i\u00e7in"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marr\u00eb nga Thashetheme nga Kupola TNK<\/p>\n<p>Pas vizit\u00ebs n\u00eb Prishtin\u00eb, Rama, Mero dhe Batoni jan\u00eb n\u00eb zyr\u00eb t\u00eb relaksuar.<\/p>\n<p>Rama: &#8221; E pe si e telendisa apo jo. E pe \u00e7&#8217;i b\u00ebra? Po mallkonte dit\u00ebn q\u00eb m\u00eb kishte njohur. I iku gjuha, u b\u00eb memec. Kyyy &#8220;ideollogu i madh&#8221;, &#8220;nx\u00ebn\u00ebsi i Zhizhekut&#8221;. Folklorizma! Aq keq e degjenerova sa filloi t\u00eb m\u00eb vij\u00eb keq p\u00ebr t\u00eb&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mero: &#8220;Aman ve\u00e7 p\u00ebr keqardhje mos m\u00eb fol ti. Ti dhe un\u00eb tallim dhe Muhamedin me Bud\u00ebn. L\u00ebre pastaj kur t\u00eb shoh si citon Kuranin. O zot! Ajo shprehja &#8220;P\u00ebr interesat e veta edhe djalli citon Bibl\u00ebn&#8221; m\u00eb duket sikur \u00ebsht\u00eb shkruar pik\u00ebrisht p\u00ebr ty. Keqardhja dhe ti jan\u00eb armiq sa izraelit\u00ebt me palestinez\u00ebt.<\/p>\n<p>Batoni \u00ebsht\u00eb i skuqur nga lumturia. Syt\u00eb i jan\u00eb l\u00ebng\u00ebzuar, buz\u00ebt i rrin\u00eb gjys\u00ebm t\u00eb hapura. Edhe flok\u00ebt i reflektojn\u00eb ekzaltim. I jan\u00eb kreshp\u00ebruar e harlisur si nj\u00eb miniatur\u00eb e gjendjes s\u00eb Batos.<\/p>\n<p>Bato: Njeriiiii, ti iden\u00eb nuk e kie \u00e7ka ke bo! Prishtina p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb ka pa qka domethan\u00eb lider! Edhe qyteti ish zbukuruar si asnjiher\u00eb ma par\u00eb. Njer\u00ebzit ishin ma t\u00eb bukur, ma me shpres\u00eb, ma me besim. Mesia je ti! Un\u00eb e kom than\u00eb, i kom than\u00eb edhe Sandrit, ky njeri ka me qen\u00eb s\u00eb shpejti Shefi i Bashkimit Evropian. Evropa ka me qen\u00eb ma e civilizuar n\u00ebn udh\u00ebheqjen tane. Kam vu bast me Sandrin, mrenda tri viteve. Qfar\u00eb diskursi njeriiii. I shifsha kosovar\u00ebt e ngrat\u00eb. Ia p\u00ebrpishin fjal\u00ebn, e hajshin me shikime, dojshin me u rreh p\u00ebr nj\u00eb foto. Ja, ky osht Edi jon\u00eb&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>K\u00ebtu Batos iu ndie nj\u00eb dridhje z\u00ebri. Nj\u00eb lot e tradh\u00ebtoi. Nd\u00ebrhyn Mero p\u00ebr ta thyer situat\u00ebn melodramatike.<\/p>\n<p>Mero: &#8220;Ram\u00eb, Vu\u00e7i\u00e7i a e kishte ndjek\u00eb takimin, t\u00eb shkroi gj\u00eb&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Batoni n\u00eb moment fshin lotin dhe nd\u00ebrhyn:<\/p>\n<p>Bato: &#8220;Ta marrim Vuq\u00ebn patjet\u00ebr n\u00eb telefon. Do jet\u00eb k\u00ebnaq\u00eb. Ti Mero nuk e di por t\u00eb siguroj se nj\u00eb pjes\u00eb e adhurimit t\u00eb kosovar\u00ebve ndaj Edit bazohet te miq\u00ebsia e tij me Vuq\u00ebn. Habiten. Nuk e kuptojn\u00eb. Dhe k\u00ebta kan\u00eb prirje q\u00eb gjanat q\u00eb nuk i kuptojn\u00eb, ti adhurojn\u00eb&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I bien numrit t\u00eb Vu\u00e7i\u00e7it. I pari flet Rama.<\/p>\n<p>Rama: &#8220;I dashur Sasha. Nuk e di a e pe por at\u00eb vizit\u00ebn e Kosov\u00ebs e kreva. Albini as g\u00ebk as m\u00ebk, si nx\u00ebn\u00ebs filloreje. E p\u00ebrqafoja, e lavd\u00ebroja, e ngacmoja, e tallja publikisht&#8230; \u00c7a nuk i b\u00ebra po t\u00eb them! U tall gjith\u00eb Kosova me t\u00eb. Po t\u00eb b\u00ebhen sot zgjedhje n\u00eb Kosov\u00eb e t\u00eb marr pjes\u00eb un\u00eb 60% jan\u00eb n favor timin. Me at\u00eb vend mund t\u00eb luaj, Sasha,\u00a0 si\u00e7 luaj me Zahon. Inferior\u00eb, katundar\u00eb, lepepeqas, adhurues. U mbyll ai sektor tashm\u00eb&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Vu\u00e7i\u00e7: &#8220;Hvala ti dragi brother Edi. Edhe me mua ka filluar t\u00eb ndryshoj\u00eb. Dje n\u00ebnshkroi nj\u00eb marr\u00ebveshje t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme p\u00ebr elektricitetin. Pranoi q\u00eb nj\u00eb kompani serbe t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb furnizinin dhe mbledh\u00eb faturat e energjis\u00eb s\u00eb Veriut t\u00eb Kosov\u00ebs&#8230;Goxha p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsim&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nd\u00ebrhyn Batoni.<\/p>\n<p>Bato: &#8220;I dashur Vuq, e shkrujta nj\u00eb kolumne p\u00ebr ket qashtje. E quajta &#8220;Tradhtia e par\u00eb&#8221;. E bona p\u00ebr nj\u00eb lek Albinin.<\/p>\n<p>Nd\u00ebrhyn Edi. &#8220;Ore Baton, kaq koqe je mor burr\u00eb? Po ne dje u p\u00ebrqafuam e b\u00ebm\u00eb sikur ishim miq ti shkon e b\u00ebn k\u00ebso arll\u00ebqesh? Urgjent hiqe shkrimin. Po m\u00eb d\u00ebmton Bato, shum\u00eb&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bato nuk do donte t\u00eb ishte gjall\u00eb at\u00eb moment. Sheh Meron q\u00eb n\u00ebnqesh me djall\u00ebzi. B\u00ebhet sterr\u00eb i zi dhe \u00e7on nj\u00eb sms te redaksia : &#8220;Hiqeni kolumnen time&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Mero ia pret me djall\u00ebzi:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kot e heq o Bato se e kishte marr\u00eb gjith\u00eb media e Kosov\u00ebs. Edhe un\u00eb b\u00ebra editorial por e b\u00ebra si\u00e7 di un\u00eb, plot helm. Thosha q\u00eb Albini u b\u00eb me Berish\u00ebn e Met\u00ebn se mendonte ata t\u00eb mundnin Ram\u00ebn, Berisha u b\u00eb me Albinin se mendonte se ai do e mundte Ram\u00ebn. Rama i mundi ata t\u00eb dy bashk\u00eb vjet dhe Albinin sivjet. Duke zhg\u00ebnjyer adhuruesit e t\u00eb treve&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Batos u b\u00eb dy lek burr\u00eb. U struk n\u00eb divan. Fillimisht u skuq pak pastaj u b\u00eb si vishnj\u00eb dhe po nxihej.<\/p>\n<p>Rama e pa dhe iu afrua. Kur foli p\u00ebr keqardhjen n\u00eb fillim mendoi se vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr Baton ka ndier v\u00ebrtet keqardhje. &#8220;Si arush \u00ebsht\u00eb&#8221; &#8211; mendoi me vete. &#8220;I duket vetja se ka ndonj\u00eb ide ngaq\u00eb mban ligj\u00ebrata te Fevziu. Por m\u00eb don pa kushte si Blondi Hitlerin. &#8220;Dhe un\u00eb q\u00eb e marr seriozisht&#8221; vazhdoi mendimin Rama. &#8220;M\u00eb mir\u00eb 100 her\u00eb nj\u00eb Bato q\u00eb m\u00eb do pa kushte sesa nj\u00eb djall si Mero q\u00eb edhe p\u00ebrqafimet i ka me helm. U \u00e7ua dhe e p\u00ebrqafoi Baton. Ky menj\u00ebher\u00eb u gjall\u00ebrua dhe iu l\u00ebshua n\u00eb gryk\u00eb me shprehjen q\u00eb sapo kishte th\u00ebn\u00eb Vu\u00e7i\u00e7 m\u00eb lart: &#8220;Faleminderit q\u00eb ekziston Edi&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>M\u00eb posht\u00eb linku i postimit nga Thashetheme nga Kupola:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/thashethemengakupola\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/thashethemengakupola<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marr\u00eb nga Thashetheme nga Kupola TNK Pas vizit\u00ebs n\u00eb Prishtin\u00eb, Rama, Mero dhe Batoni jan\u00eb n\u00eb zyr\u00eb t\u00eb relaksuar. Rama: &#8221; E pe si e telendisa apo jo. E pe \u00e7&#8217;i b\u00ebra? Po mallkonte dit\u00ebn q\u00eb m\u00eb kishte njohur. I iku gjuha, u b\u00eb memec. Kyyy &#8220;ideollogu i madh&#8221;, &#8220;nx\u00ebn\u00ebsi i Zhizhekut&#8221;. Folklorizma! 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