{"id":271844,"date":"2022-07-16T12:05:36","date_gmt":"2022-07-16T10:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=271844"},"modified":"2022-07-16T12:05:36","modified_gmt":"2022-07-16T10:05:36","slug":"analiza-satirike-e-gazetarit-interviste-me-majmunin-qe-rrahu-tre-policet-ne-sarande","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/analiza-satirike-e-gazetarit-interviste-me-majmunin-qe-rrahu-tre-policet-ne-sarande\/","title":{"rendered":"Analiza satirike e gazetarit\/ Intervist\u00eb me majmunin q\u00eb rrahu tre polic\u00ebt n\u00eb Sarand\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Lutfi Dervishi<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Pronari yt thot\u00eb se ju jeni paq\u00ebsor pse kaluat n\u00eb akte dhune aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr tani n\u00eb mes t\u00eb sezonit turistik n\u00eb Sarand\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>-Jam n\u00ebn akuz\u00eb? Kam t\u00eb drejt\u00eb t\u00eb marr avokat.<\/p>\n<p>-Ke, por avokat\u00ebt jan\u00eb n\u00eb grev\u00eb pa afat p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb hart\u00ebs s\u00eb re gjyq\u00ebsore q\u00eb ka shkurtuar numrin e gjykatave. Pse godite polic\u00ebt?<\/p>\n<p>-Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7\u00ebshtje personale.<\/p>\n<p>-Jo. N\u00eb fillim u nervozova se polic\u00ebt bashkiak\u00eb erdh\u00ebn ngaq\u00eb dikush m\u00eb kishte denoncuar si ari. Un\u00eb, sikund\u00ebr e shihni nuk jam ari. Quhem Kikua.<\/p>\n<p>-Raporti policis\u00eb thot\u00eb se keni goditur me shpulla t\u00eb tre polic\u00ebt bashkiak\u00eb. Pse?<\/p>\n<p>-Nj\u00ebri m\u00eb shau dhe m\u00eb tha ky mund t\u00eb ket\u00eb lij\u00ebn e majmun\u00ebve.<\/p>\n<p>-Pse je i sigurt\u00eb se nuk ke s\u00ebmundjen ngjit\u00ebse?<\/p>\n<p>-M\u00eb vjen keq p\u00ebr ju se jemi edhe kush\u00ebrinj. K\u00ebto 100 vitet e fundit keni rrjedhur fare: n\u00eb fillim u frik\u00ebsuat nga gripi shpend\u00ebve, pastaj gripi pulave, pastaj gripi derrit, pastaj covidi nga lakuriqi dhe tani lija majmunit. Kam nj\u00eb pyetje p\u00ebr ju zoti prokuror, pse nuk vizitoheni te Veterineri, por ende besoni te doktori?<\/p>\n<p>-Kam arsyet e mia. E para nuk po b\u00ebjn\u00eb detyrat. N\u00eb Sarand\u00eb, por edhe n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb q\u00eb isha dit\u00ebt e fundit, po rrallohen pem\u00ebt dhe po shtohet betoni. N\u00eb Tiran\u00eb godina m\u00eb e gjat\u00eb n\u00eb Ballkan ka nd\u00ebrtuar 5 kate pa leje.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Kot. Ngjitur me k\u00ebt\u00eb kull\u00ebn e lart\u00eb, kishin prer\u00eb 10 pem\u00eb para ETC-s\u00eb. Kur pronari im shpirtmir\u00eb futej aty p\u00ebr kafe, un\u00eb rrija te pem\u00ebt aty. Nga aty kam par\u00eb katet pa leje. Polici bashkiak i Tiran\u00ebs m\u00eb tha se kulla n\u00eb fillim ishte nd\u00ebrtuar sipas hart\u00ebs s\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb, por duke par\u00eb se Europa nuk po hap negociatat, u shtuan edhe 5 kate p\u00ebr t\u2019i b\u00ebr\u00eb vend Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb s\u00eb Madhe.<\/p>\n<p>-Ou. Paske filluar t\u00eb merresh edhe me politik\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>-Jo nuk ngat\u00ebrrohem me politik\u00eb. Para se t\u00eb vija te ju refuzova nj\u00eb k\u00ebrkes\u00eb q\u00eb me erdhi nga opozita.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u00c7far\u00eb ju k\u00ebrkoi opozita?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 M\u00eb premtuan banane falas gjith\u00eb jet\u00ebn, n\u00ebse do t\u00eb merrja 20 majmun\u00eb t\u00eb tjer\u00eb dhe t\u2019i bashkohem protes\u00ebs s\u00eb ardhshme t\u00eb opozit\u00ebs.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00c7far\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00eblqeu n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>-Kopshti zoologjik. M\u00eb i mir\u00eb n\u00eb bot\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>-Po tallesh?<\/p>\n<p>-Jo, e kam serioizisht. Shumica e kafsh\u00ebve aty ishin prej plastike. Pra \u00ebsht\u00eb hap para p\u00ebr t\u00eb respektuar t\u00eb drejtat e kafsh\u00ebve.<\/p>\n<p>-Po turistin grek pse e keni goditur?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013Greku \u00ebsht\u00eb dinak. B\u00ebn sikur na sjell turist p\u00ebr nj\u00eb dit\u00eb dhe na merr pun\u00ebtor\u00ebt p\u00ebr nj\u00eb vit. E keni par\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vit q\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebt po punojn\u00eb si kamarjer\u00eb. Por nuk e kam goditur vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb. Turisti grek m\u00eb fyeu r\u00ebnd\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sapo t\u00eb mbaroj\u00eb gjyqi p\u00ebr detin, \u2013 tha, do jesh ti turist n\u00eb Sarand\u00eb dhe jo un\u00eb. Pastaj n\u00ebp\u00ebr dh\u00ebmb\u00eb shtoi: ne jemi m\u00eb t\u00eb vjetrit mbi dh\u00e9! Ju keni ardhur pas nesh!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-P\u00ebr turistin grek, mund t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb nj\u00eb tolerim, por a e di q\u00eb e ke pisk se t\u00eb rrah\u00ebsh polic\u00ebt \u00ebsht\u00eb goditje p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb detyr\u00ebs?!<\/p>\n<p>-E di, por pik\u00ebrisht p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb detyr\u00ebs i kam goditur. Nuk kan\u00eb kryer detyr\u00ebn. Nuk garantojn\u00eb hap\u00ebrsir\u00eb n\u00eb plazhin publik.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; P\u00ebr sot mbaruam!<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Zoti, prokuror, meq\u00eb ju mbaruat kam un\u00eb edhe un\u00eb nj\u00eb pyetje p\u00ebr ju: P\u00ebr kureshtje, a ka ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb tek incenerator\u00ebt me emrin Kiko Trimi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Lutfi Dervishi \u2013 Pronari yt thot\u00eb se ju jeni paq\u00ebsor pse kaluat n\u00eb akte dhune aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr tani n\u00eb mes t\u00eb sezonit turistik n\u00eb Sarand\u00eb? -Jam n\u00ebn akuz\u00eb? Kam t\u00eb drejt\u00eb t\u00eb marr avokat. -Ke, por avokat\u00ebt jan\u00eb n\u00eb grev\u00eb pa afat p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb hart\u00ebs s\u00eb re gjyq\u00ebsore q\u00eb ka shkurtuar numrin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":271850,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3365],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-271844","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-analize"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271844\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/271850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}