{"id":275642,"date":"2022-08-03T13:22:59","date_gmt":"2022-08-03T11:22:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=275642"},"modified":"2022-08-03T13:22:59","modified_gmt":"2022-08-03T11:22:59","slug":"po-sikur-jonada-te-ishte-andra-vajza-e-djalit-tim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/po-sikur-jonada-te-ishte-andra-vajza-e-djalit-tim\/","title":{"rendered":"Po sikur Jonada t\u00eb ishte Andra, vajza e djalit tim?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Mal Berisha<\/p>\n<p>Po sikur t\u00eb ishte vajza jote, mbesa jote!<\/p>\n<p>Rregjimi autokratik, kleptokratik, vu\u00e7i\u00e7ian I Tiran\u00ebs, i instaluar tashm\u00eb n\u00eb \u00e7do pore t\u00eb jet\u00ebs ton\u00eb, po na i p\u00ebrz\u00eb \u00e7do dit\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebt tan\u00eb nga atdheu, duke p\u00ebrdorur \u00e7do form\u00eb q\u00eb ky vend t\u00eb zbrazet. T\u00eb zbrazet derisa edhe ata, pasi t\u00eb ken\u00eb mbushur baulet e veta t\u00eb thejn\u00eb qaf\u00ebn!<\/p>\n<p>E ne p\u00ebrs\u00ebri iu k\u00ebrkojm\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebve tan\u00eb q\u00eb ato pak kursime q\u00eb i kan\u00eb mbledhur me pun\u00ebn e tyre t\u00eb lodh\u00ebshme n\u00eb emigracion, t\u00eb mos i harxhojn\u00eb n\u00eb plazhet e bot\u00ebs por n\u00eb Rivier\u00ebn ton\u00eb. N\u00eb Rivier\u00ebn ton\u00eb, q\u00eb n\u00eb fakt \u00ebsht\u00eb e bukur, por NUK \u00cbSHT\u00cb:<\/p>\n<p>As ma e past\u00ebr, As ma e qet\u00eb, As ma e lir\u00eb, As ma e rregullt\u2026 As, as, as\u2026se ajo italiane, spanjolle, franceze, portugeze, apo zoti mos e thasht\u00eb, ajo floridiane, ku ata mund t\u2019i kalojn\u00eb pushimet e veta!<\/p>\n<p>E megjithat\u00eb Riviera jon\u00eb ka di\u00e7ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb se t\u00eb gjitha ato, p\u00ebr ne dhe f\u00ebmij\u00ebt tan\u00eb: AJO \u00cbSHT\u00cb SHQIPTARE. Por kjo nuk mjafton, sepse e shkreta Riviera jon\u00eb, v\u00ebrtet\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb shqiptare, por ka r\u00ebn\u00eb, n\u00eb fakt e kemi l\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb bjer\u00eb n\u00eb duar: Tradh\u00ebtare dhe vrastare! Oh zot! PO SIKUR T\u00cb ISHTE ANDRA IME!?<\/p>\n<p>Edhe Andra dhe Skai im, mbesa dhe nipi kan\u00eb ardhe nga Amerika p\u00ebr pushime n\u00eb atdhe dhe jan\u00eb n\u00eb plazh. Para tyre sorollat\u00ebn me skafe t\u00eb fort\u00ebt e drog\u00ebs, mu n\u00eb buz\u00eb t\u00eb ujit. Erdh\u00ebn sepse dua q\u00eb ata ta duan Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb si\u00e7 i m\u00ebsova t\u00ebr\u00eb jet\u00ebn prind\u00ebt e tyre, si\u00e7 e duam neve vet\u00eb!? Por pas asaj q\u00eb i ndodhi dje familjes nga Tropoja, (\u00e7far\u00eb koincidence me tropojan\u00ebt) e ardhur nga Anglia p\u00ebr pushime n\u00eb Himar\u00eb, a mund t\u2019i them un\u00eb m\u00eb djalit tim: Sille ANDR\u00cbN DHE SKAIN n\u00eb atdhe p\u00ebr pushime: Sille!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ani pse duhet q\u00eb t\u00eb harxhoni pes\u00eb her\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb k\u00ebtu sesa n\u00eb Florida;<\/li>\n<li>Ani pse, \u201cpushimet\u201d n\u00eb vendin tand jan\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb nj\u00eb tortur\u00eb, q\u00eb fillon me er\u00ebn e qelbur t\u00eb fekaleve n\u00eb aeroportin e Rinasit (Gjasme aeroporti Ekologjik i Rinis\u00eb Evropiane), er\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb shoq\u00ebron n\u00eb \u00e7do plazh, n\u00eb t\u00ebr\u00eb vij\u00ebn bregdetare;<\/li>\n<li>Ani pse trafiku \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb tortur\u00eb e pa imagjinueshme, sepse t\u00eb fortit e foristradave t\u00eb drog\u00ebs nuk njohin asnj\u00eb norm\u00eb apo rregull dhe t\u00eb rrezikojn\u00eb jet\u00ebn n\u00eb \u00e7do kilomet\u00ebr:<\/li>\n<li>Ani pse plazhet jan\u00eb t\u00eb z\u00ebna nga oligark\u00ebt dhe qeveritar\u00ebt, dhe duhet t\u2019i paguash ata sepse ashtu don Ai, I gjati, kur n\u00eb \u00e7do vend t\u00eb Evrop\u00ebs dhe Amerik\u00ebs ka hapsira t\u00eb bollshme publike p\u00ebr pushuesit;<\/li>\n<li>Ani pse zhurma e altorporlantave t\u00eb atyre DJ \u2013 ve q\u00eb furnizojn\u00eb me kokain\u00eb rinin\u00eb nuk t\u00eb le t\u00eb flesh deri n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes;<\/li>\n<li>Ani pse n\u00eb vend t\u00eb rojes bregdetare q\u00eb duhet t\u00eb ruaji jet\u00ebn e plazhist\u00ebve, qeveria t\u00eb ofron vdekjen me duart e policit t\u00eb vet, kriminel e trafikant, q\u00eb ti dhe un\u00eb i paguajme rrog\u00ebn me taksat tona;<\/li>\n<li>Ani pse \u00ebsht\u00eb AI, POLICI i cili n\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u00eb mbroj\u00eb, t\u00eb vret f\u00ebmij\u00ebn me skafin e tij t\u00eb bler\u00eb me milonat e b\u00ebra me trafikim droge, madje t\u00eb sulmon edhe fizikisht, pas aktit kriminal t\u00eb vrasjes!<\/li>\n<li>PO SIKUR T\u00cb ISHTE ANDRA?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Oh, zot jepi forc\u00eb prind\u00ebrve t\u00eb Jonad\u00ebs ! O Zot! E shoh mbes\u00ebn dhe nipin tim sot dhe them: Po sikur t\u00eb ishin k\u00ebta!? E prap\u00ebseprap\u00eb, fajtor e gjej vetveten, ju gjej juve, prind\u00ebrve, gjysheve dhe gjysh\u00ebrve, sepse me heshtjen ton\u00eb po vrasim jo vet\u00ebm f\u00ebmij\u00ebt por vet\u00eb Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb. Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb sh\u00ebmbulli m\u00eb tipik! A thue duhet edhe m\u00eb shum\u00eb p\u00ebr ta kuptuar k\u00ebt\u00eb? Vajmedet! REAGO, me dat\u00ebn 4 gusht ora 19.00 n\u00eb protest\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>Postimi i Mal Berish\u00ebs n\u00eb Facebook.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Mal Berisha Po sikur t\u00eb ishte vajza jote, mbesa jote! Rregjimi autokratik, kleptokratik, vu\u00e7i\u00e7ian I Tiran\u00ebs, i instaluar tashm\u00eb n\u00eb \u00e7do pore t\u00eb jet\u00ebs ton\u00eb, po na i p\u00ebrz\u00eb \u00e7do dit\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebt tan\u00eb nga atdheu, duke p\u00ebrdorur \u00e7do form\u00eb q\u00eb ky vend t\u00eb zbrazet. T\u00eb zbrazet derisa edhe ata, pasi t\u00eb ken\u00eb mbushur baulet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":275643,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,231],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-275642","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion","9":"category-lajme"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=275642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275642\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/275643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=275642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=275642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=275642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}