{"id":283680,"date":"2022-09-12T08:19:28","date_gmt":"2022-09-12T06:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=283680"},"modified":"2022-09-12T08:19:28","modified_gmt":"2022-09-12T06:19:28","slug":"armir-shkurti-zgjedh-ti-uroje-keshtu-nxenesit-ne-diten-e-pare-te-shkolleska-edhe-nje-mesazh-per-ministrine-e-arsmit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/armir-shkurti-zgjedh-ti-uroje-keshtu-nxenesit-ne-diten-e-pare-te-shkolleska-edhe-nje-mesazh-per-ministrine-e-arsmit\/","title":{"rendered":"Armir Shkurti zgjedh t\u2019i uroj\u00eb k\u00ebshtu nx\u00ebn\u00ebsit n\u00eb dit\u00ebn e pare t\u00eb shkoll\u00ebs\u2026Ka edhe nj\u00eb mesazh p\u00ebr Ministrin\u00eb e Arsmit"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Nx\u00ebn\u00ebs t\u00eb dashur! Sot do t\u00eb shpjegojm\u00eb pjestimin. 1 pjestim p\u00ebr 1. Pra: kemi 1 peshk, e ndajm\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb, \u00e7far\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb?<\/p>\n

– …….- heshtje klasa<\/p>\n

– Nj\u00eb pjestim p\u00ebr nj\u00eb, nuk e ndajm\u00eb. Pra e ham\u00eb gjith\u00eb peshkun p\u00ebr vete.<\/p>\n

– Haaahaha – klasa<\/p>\n

– Tani: nj\u00eb pjestim p\u00ebr dy?<\/p>\n

– …….<\/p>\n

– Pra: e pjestojm\u00eb p\u00ebr 2 do t\u00eb thot\u00eb “e ndajm\u00eb n\u00eb dy pjes\u00eb t\u00eb barabarta”. Dometh\u00ebn\u00eb, gjysm\u00ebn ti, gjysm\u00ebn v\u00ebllai. Ose, pjestim p\u00ebr 4. Do t\u00eb thot\u00eb q\u00eb e ndajm\u00eb n\u00eb 4 racione t\u00eb barabarta. At\u00ebhere: 1 pjestim p\u00ebr 8? Mateo?<\/p>\n

– Po zysh?<\/p>\n

– \u00c7far\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb kur pjestojm\u00eb me 8? <\/p>\n

– ……<\/p>\n

– H\u00eb pra! Peshkun q\u00eb tham\u00eb e ndajm\u00eb n\u00eb 8 pjes\u00eb t\u00eb barabarta. \u00c7far\u00eb ndodh?<\/p>\n

– Hapim restorant n\u00eb Gjirokast\u00ebr zysh!<\/p>\n

G\u00ebzuar vitin e ri shkollor! Suksese m\u00ebsuesve dhe nx\u00ebn\u00ebsve! Sa m\u00eb pak traplliqe ministris\u00eb dge drejtorive arsimore!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Nx\u00ebn\u00ebs t\u00eb dashur! Sot do t\u00eb shpjegojm\u00eb pjestimin. 1 pjestim p\u00ebr 1. Pra: kemi 1 peshk, e ndajm\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb, \u00e7far\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb? – …….- heshtje klasa – Nj\u00eb pjestim p\u00ebr nj\u00eb, nuk e ndajm\u00eb. Pra e ham\u00eb gjith\u00eb peshkun p\u00ebr vete. – Haaahaha – klasa – Tani: nj\u00eb pjestim p\u00ebr dy? – ……. – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2031,"featured_media":283681,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,239,364],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-283680","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-humor","9":"category-koment-opinion"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2031"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283680"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283680\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/283681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}