{"id":290426,"date":"2022-10-04T13:43:47","date_gmt":"2022-10-04T11:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=290426"},"modified":"2022-10-04T13:43:47","modified_gmt":"2022-10-04T11:43:47","slug":"kryeminsitri-shpall-zgjedhjet-e-parakohshme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/kryeminsitri-shpall-zgjedhjet-e-parakohshme\/","title":{"rendered":"Kryeminsitri shpall zgjedhjet e parakohshme\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

Shkruar nga:Thashetheme nga Kupola TNK<\/strong><\/p>\n

E diel\u00eb n\u00eb drek\u00eb. N\u00eb periferin\u00eb e Tiran\u00ebs, n\u00eb nj\u00eb zon\u00eb ekskluzive pran\u00eb sht\u00ebpis\u00eb s\u00eb Kryeministrit, po drekon Rama me miqt\u00eb e tij. N\u00eb krah t\u00eb tij jan\u00eb Fuga, \u00c7u\u00e7i dhe Blushi nd\u00ebrsa p\u00ebrball\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb Bela.<\/p>\n

Pak m\u00eb von\u00eb aty mb\u00ebrrin edhe Bato i madh. Akoma pa u ulur Bato l\u00ebshohet:<\/p>\n

Bato:<\/strong> \u201cEdi, kjo qka ka nodh\u00eb me ambasadoren Kim nuk munet me e besu njeri\u2026 Ata po pregatisin funin tand, njeri, po pregatisin ardhjen e t\u00eb degraduarve, e atyre q\u00eb p\u00ebr asnji arsye nuk duhet me ardh\u00eb. Shipnia po shkon drejt regresit t\u00eb panalsh\u00ebm\u2026Qka na bone me k\u00ebt amnistin\u00eb e leshit\u201d\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Kryeministri \u00ebsht\u00eb rehatuar mir\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb karrike; k\u00ebmb\u00ebt i ka v\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebrball\u00eb, diku, n\u00eb ndonj\u00eb pup\u00eb t\u00eb padukshme puplash a mishi, nuk merret vesh, syt\u00eb i ka t\u00eb p\u00ebrhumbur dhe buz\u00ebqeshjen cinike t\u00eb stampuar.<\/p>\n

Kryeministri:<\/strong> \u201cBatoooo, ulu nj\u00eb her\u00eb ulu, z\u00eb vend. Tani m\u00eb thuaj si \u00ebsht\u00eb puna\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Bato:<\/strong> \u201cAmbasadorja amerikane nuk la gj\u00eb pa th\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebr ty (k\u00ebtu i dridhet pak z\u00ebri, nuk arrin t\u00eb vazhdoj\u00eb\u2026).<\/em><\/p>\n

Blushi n\u00ebnqesh me shpoti, Rama i hedh dor\u00ebn n\u00eb qaf\u00eb Batos me dashuri.<\/p>\n

Rama:<\/strong> \u201cOu, paska fol\u00eb Orakulli i Delfit? Amon m\u00eb thuj \u00e7a tha? Si e kishte Ilir Metajn? \u00cb? Kurva\u2026M\u00eb b\u00ebn edhe moral mua\u2026Ia tha ato sekretet q\u00eb e k\u00ebrc\u00ebnonte publikisht Ilirit? \u00cb?!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Batoni e merr veten. I drejtohet edhe nj\u00eb her\u00eb Ram\u00ebs:<\/p>\n

Bato:<\/strong> \u201cA thu hiq spo ta nin ty a? Njeri qa paske qen\u00eb ti…Ajo foli si t\u2019ish Kryeministre bre non\u00ebn ia qifsha\u2026 Kta nuk duhet me e leju kurrqysh\u2026Ajo t\u2019sfidoi ty personalisht duke p\u00ebrmen\u00eb Gledis Nanon. Ose folke si t\u2019ish Kryeprokurore e Spak-ut! Kjo osht e tep\u00ebrt njeri. Me k\u00ebt lloj retorike ajo po pregatit\u00eb rikthimin e nj\u00eb gjenerate degraduese n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, Sali Berish\u00ebn e Ilir Met\u00ebn\u201d\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Kryeministri l\u00ebshohet p\u00ebrmbys duke qeshur me zhurm\u00eb si\u00e7 di vet\u00ebm ai. Bela me Fug\u00ebn i mbajn\u00eb ison.<\/p>\n

Ia l\u00ebshon nj\u00eb varg\u00ebzimi t\u00eb njohur por krejt pa lidhje:<\/p>\n

\u201cKur t\u00eb shoh ty moj Ksanthipi\/se\u00e7 m\u00eb ngrihet edhe rripi\u2026.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Bela aty nuk p\u00ebrmbahet s\u00eb qeshuri. Blushi merr n\u00eb dor\u00eb aparatin fotografik dhe sulet t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb shkrepjet e rastit. Batoni skuqet dhe i kthehet Ram\u00ebs:<\/p>\n

\u201cKjo lloj retorike nuk t\u00eb nderon\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Aty Bela shtrihet p\u00ebrdhe s\u00eb qeshuri. Edhe Fuga q\u00eb b\u00ebnte si serioz u l\u00ebshua n\u00eb nj\u00eb t\u00eb papar\u00eb gas\u2026Kur i kujtohej fjala \u201cretorik\u00eb\u201d p\u00ebr bejten e k\u00ebthespirit, nuk e mbante dot\u2026<\/p>\n

Rama shtriqet edhe m\u00eb n\u00eb karrige dhe zgjat k\u00ebmb\u00ebt. Bela t\u00ebrhiqet instiktivisht.<\/p>\n

\u201cMos m\u00eb merr p\u00ebr ndonj\u00eb hor\/se t\u00eb flas me metafor\u00eb\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

K\u00ebtu u shtrin\u00eb barkas t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. Loti vu nga t\u00eb qeshurat.<\/p>\n

Batoni e humbi fare. Gjithsesi, m\u00ebrzia po i davaritej n\u00ebn t\u00ebr\u00eb at\u00eb gaz qeveritar. Fundja, kur nuk m\u00ebrziten k\u00ebta\u2026.Ia pret Ram\u00ebs:<\/p>\n

\u201cPo thua q\u00eb hiq nuk ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi se qka thot Departamenti i Shtetit a? Un\u00eb u bona meit n\u00eb emision\u2026.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cTurbullo q\u00eb t\u00eb kthjellosh\u201d. Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb motoja. Pse kujt do ia japka pushtetin ajo kurva, Berish\u00ebs? Apo Met\u00ebs? Apo Alibash\u00ebbardhit? Batoooo, mos u b\u00ebj naiv. Duhet th\u00ebn\u00eb ndonj\u00eb fjal\u00eb, duhet takuar ndonj\u00eb kund\u00ebrshtar imi. E si do m\u00eb rr\u00ebzoka mua kurva? \u00cb? Se un\u00eb n\u00eb rastin m\u00eb t\u00eb keq i kam 750 mij\u00eb vota n\u00eb xhep. Nga 850 mij\u00eb q\u00eb mbesin, 150 mij\u00eb kan\u00eb emigruar, t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt jan\u00eb cop\u00ebtuar n\u00eb 100 partira\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Batoni:<\/strong> \u201c Njeri, jan\u00eb Shtetet e Bashkuara t\u00eb Amerik\u00ebs n\u00eb diskutim, a je normal a jo\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Rama:<\/strong> \u201cStetet e Baskuala t\u00eb Amelik\u00ebs\u2026Stetet e Baskuala t\u00eb Amelik\u00ebs\u2026E kujt i plasi p\u00ebr ta? Ku do gjejn\u00eb ata m\u00eb mir\u00eb se un\u00eb? \u00cb? Duan ata t\u00eb strehoj afgan\u00eb, iranian\u00eb, sirian\u00eb, kamboxhias a vietnamez\u00eb? Duan pasuri publike, naft\u00eb, burime natyrore? Me vrap n\u00eb telefon mua. Kam zhduk\u00eb opozit\u00ebn, shoq\u00ebrin\u00eb civile, kam tredhur median, biznesi m\u00eb puth k\u00ebmb\u00ebt, kriminel\u00ebt zhduken t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb copash\u2026. Si kujton ti se amelika jote do doj\u00eb nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr q\u00eb mund t\u00eb krahasohet me mua? \u00cb? Batooo, mua mund t\u00eb mos m\u00eb p\u00eblqejn\u00eb shqiptar\u00ebt po amerikan\u00ebt nuk kan\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjet\u00eb kurr\u00eb nj\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb se un\u00eb\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Bato:<\/strong> \u201cPrishja e raporteve me ambasad\u00ebn mund t\u00eb humb\u00eb elektorat\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Rama:<\/strong> \u201cBatoooo, ky popull e urren Amerik\u00ebn n\u00eb p\u00ebrgjith\u00ebsi. Gjysma ish komuniste e urren prej Enver Hoxh\u00ebs, ata kurr\u00eb nuk kan\u00eb p\u00ebr ta dasht\u00eb. Gjysma tjet\u00ebr e urren prej Sali Berish\u00ebs. K\u00ebtu vet\u00ebm servil\u00ebt dhe \u201cintelektual\u00ebt\u201d b\u00ebjn\u00eb sikur e duan q\u00eb t\u00eb duken modern\u00eb. Mua m\u00eb shtohen shum\u00eb vota n\u00ebse krijoj p\u00ebrplasje me amerikan\u00ebt\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Batoni \u00ebsht\u00eb i hutuar. Por nuk dor\u00ebzohet. Nd\u00ebrron tem\u00eb:<\/p>\n

“A e nive qka tha ajo idiiotja jon\u00eb, Vjosa?! E quajti fjalimin tand brilant n\u00eb OKB si \u201cmbrojtje t\u00eb Vuq\u00ebs! Ah, qka mi ka qu nervat\u2026 E bona nj\u00eb shkrim me titull \u201cVjosa, go home, you are drunk\u201d\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

K\u00ebtu Bato pregatitet t\u00eb marr\u00eb vler\u00ebsimin e shefit. P\u00ebrkundrazi ky duket i pak\u00ebnaqur\u2026<\/p>\n

Rama:<\/strong> \u201cBato, aty kishte t\u00eb drejt\u00eb ajo. Un\u00eb kam b\u00ebr\u00eb avokatin\u00eb e Sash\u00ebs me nd\u00ebrgjegje, se m\u00eb dhimbset\u2026Nuk di i shkreti kujt tia prish\u00eb e kujt tia ndreq\u00eb\u2026 Fol\u00ebm gjat\u00eb at\u00eb nat\u00eb n\u00eb hotel. Erdhi te dhoma ime e m\u00eb qau hallin. Njeri i mire, me vizion\u201d\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Bato:<\/strong> \u201cPash zoten se pata harru me t\u00eb pyet, a u m\u00ebrzit Vuqa me fjalimin t\u00ebnd brilant?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Rama:<\/strong> \u201cAh Bato, po si mund t\u00eb m\u00ebrzitet Sasha me mua? Ai e ka fare t\u00eb qart\u00eb q\u00eb ato fjal\u00eb u than\u00eb n\u00eb at\u00eb sall\u00eb t\u00eb zbraz\u00ebt p\u00ebr tu d\u00ebgjuar n\u00eb Kosov\u00eb, tjet\u00ebr kush as i d\u00ebgjoi e as i llogarit. Qeshi shum\u00eb kur m\u00eb d\u00ebgjoi. Si reagoi Kosova?!<\/em><\/p>\n

Bato:<\/strong> \u201cNjeri, ran\u00eb p\u00ebrmbys krejt. O bo nami. Edhe Berati q\u00eb st\u00eb sheh me sy t\u2019kish lavdru.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Rama:<\/strong> \u201cE kam vu re e kam vu re. Ata i kam n\u00ebn kontroll total.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrhyn Bela.<\/p>\n

Bela:<\/strong> \u201cShefi, nj\u00eb roje n\u00eb Hidrocentralin e Fierz\u00ebs ka dal\u00eb n\u00eb pension. Duhet z\u00ebvend\u00ebsuar. T\u00eb kam sjell\u00eb c-v t\u00eb e 6 kandidaturave t\u00eb zgjedh\u00ebsh\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Rama:<\/strong> \u201cMi sill nes\u00ebr ti shoh\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Edhe \u00c7u\u00e7i kujtohet p\u00ebr t\u00eb vetat:<\/p>\n

\u201cShefi, \u00ebsht\u00eb prish\u00eb nj\u00eb der\u00eb e Ministris\u00eb dje, n\u00eb kat t\u00eb dyt\u00eb. A ta rregullojm\u00eb?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Rama:<\/strong> \u201cM\u00eb sillni projektin e der\u00ebs, ngjyr\u00ebn, arkitektin. Do flas edhe me Boerin dhe Casamontin p\u00ebr nj\u00eb zgjidhje. Pastaj vendos un\u00eb\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n

Blushi q\u00eb deri at\u00eb koh\u00eb vet\u00ebm kishte shkrepur aparatin, hedh helmin: \u201cEdo, un\u00eb them q\u00eb t\u00eb shpall\u00ebsh zgjedhjet e parakohshme. Do shkaktosh huti t\u00eb madhe. K\u00ebta t\u00eb opozit\u00ebs q\u00eb jan\u00eb cop\u00eb cop\u00eb do t\u00eb terrorizohen vet\u00ebm nga ideja. Provoko pak dhe ke p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Rama qesh. I p\u00eblqen ideja. I thot\u00eb Fug\u00ebs t\u00eb hap\u00eb llafe sikur do ket\u00eb zgjedhje parlamentare n\u00eb Prill bashk\u00eb me zgjedhjet lokale. Lajmet mb\u00ebrrijn\u00eb n\u00eb PD, n\u00eb t\u00eb dy krah\u00ebt.<\/p>\n

****<\/p>\n

I pari e merr vesh lajmin Berisha. Ai ishte n\u00eb nj\u00eb bised\u00eb online me intelektual\u00ebt e Lapardhas\u00eb. Po pregatiste terrenin p\u00ebr goditjen p\u00ebrfundimtare t\u00eb regjimit. Dikush i \u00e7oi nj\u00eb cop\u00eb let\u00ebr ku i tregonte se Rama po shpallte zgjedhjet e parakohshme n\u00eb Prillin e ardhsh\u00ebm\u2026<\/p>\n

Berisha u shp\u00ebrqendrua. Pastaj njoftoi n\u00eb transmetim live, intelektual\u00ebt lapardharas dhe gjith\u00eb ndjek\u00ebsit e tij:<\/p>\n

Berisha:<\/strong> \u201cErdhi edhe provokimi i radh\u00ebs i Zografit bis! Ai paska nd\u00ebr mend t\u00eb shpall\u00eb zgjedhjet e parakohshme\u2026<\/em> (d\u00ebgjohen brohorima e duartrokitje).\u201d<\/p>\n

Berisha vazhdon:<\/strong> \u201cPor ne nuk do biem pre e k\u00ebtij provokimi t\u00eb radh\u00ebs. Ai e ka marr\u00eb mandatin p\u00ebr 4 vjet dhe ne do t\u00eb luftojm\u00eb me \u00e7do mjet p\u00ebr ta detyruar ta \u00e7oj\u00eb deri n\u00eb dit\u00ebn e fundit\u201d\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

D\u00ebgjohen duartrokitje frenetike dhe thirrjet Rama ik! Rama ik!…<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

Edhe Alibeajt i thot\u00eb dikush q\u00eb Rama po shpall zgjedhjet. I alarmuar lidhet n\u00eb telefon me Gazin.<\/p>\n

Alibeaj:<\/strong> \u201cOre, \u00e7a t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb po i shpalli zgjedhjet se aty mor\u00ebm fund ne\u201d<\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n

Gazi:<\/strong> \u201cNuk e l\u00eb doktori at\u00eb kurr\u00eb t\u00eb shpali zgjedhjet, d\u00ebgjo mua\u2026Ka p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb protesta t\u00eb fuqishme kund\u00ebr zgjedhjeve, maje men \u00e7a po t thot\u00eb Gazi\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Alibeaj:<\/strong> \u201cOre mir\u00eb Doktori, po ne \u00e7a t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb\u201d\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Gazi:<\/strong> \u201cUn\u00eb them q\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb rast duhet bashkuar forcat me doktorin n\u00eb protesta t\u00eb fuqishme\u201d\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Alibeaj mbyll telefonin i tmerrruar\u2026<\/p>\n

Linku i postimi:<\/strong><\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/thashethemengakupola<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shkruar nga:Thashetheme nga Kupola TNK E diel\u00eb n\u00eb drek\u00eb. N\u00eb periferin\u00eb e Tiran\u00ebs, n\u00eb nj\u00eb zon\u00eb ekskluzive pran\u00eb sht\u00ebpis\u00eb s\u00eb Kryeministrit, po drekon Rama me miqt\u00eb e tij. N\u00eb krah t\u00eb tij jan\u00eb Fuga, \u00c7u\u00e7i dhe Blushi nd\u00ebrsa p\u00ebrball\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb Bela. Pak m\u00eb von\u00eb aty mb\u00ebrrin edhe Bato i madh. Akoma pa u ulur Bato […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":290427,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,1454],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-290426","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-politike"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=290426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290426\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/290427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=290426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=290426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=290426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}