{"id":307928,"date":"2022-12-28T17:03:39","date_gmt":"2022-12-28T16:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=307928"},"modified":"2022-12-28T17:03:39","modified_gmt":"2022-12-28T16:03:39","slug":"pandi-laco-bisedon-me-arbana-osmanin-ne-vitin-2083-menjehere-pas-festivalit-filloi-edicioni-i-radhes-se-bb-yje-dhe-eksperiencat-me-ngaterrohen-pak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/pandi-laco-bisedon-me-arbana-osmanin-ne-vitin-2083-menjehere-pas-festivalit-filloi-edicioni-i-radhes-se-bb-yje-dhe-eksperiencat-me-ngaterrohen-pak\/","title":{"rendered":"PANDI LA\u00c7O \u2018BISEDON\u2019 ME ARBANA OSMANIN N\u00cb VITIN 2083: MENJ\u00cbHER\u00cb PAS FESTIVALIT FILLOI EDICIONI I RADH\u00cbS S\u00cb BB YJE DHE EKSPERIENCAT M\u00cb NGAT\u00cbRROHEN PAK"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Artisti Pandi La\u00e7o nuk i ka kursyer kritikat e tij p\u00ebr Festivalin e 61-t\u00eb t\u00eb K\u00ebng\u00ebs n\u00eb RTSH, me nj\u00eb ese plot sarkaz\u00ebm, ku tallet me organizator\u00ebt dhe sajon edhe nj\u00eb bised\u00eb me drejtuesen e festivalit Arbana Osmani e cila n\u00eb vitin 2083 vjen nga Marsi ku ka nd\u00ebrtuar sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e Big Brother dhe mezi kujton net\u00ebt\u00a0 e festivalit.<\/p>\n

Postimi i Pandi La\u00e7os<\/strong>\u00a0n\u00eb Facebook<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cViti 2083<\/p>\n

Pallati i Kongreseve !<\/p>\n

Festivali i 122 i K\u00ebng\u00ebs ne Instagram, Facebook, Tik \u2013 Tok!<\/p>\n

( Pasi \u201cVideo vrau yllin e Radios\u201d dhe \u201cInstagrami vrau yllin e
\nTelevizionit\u201d, Radio-Televizioni kaloi n\u00eb faliment. E megjith\u00ebse RTSH nuk
\nekziston m\u00eb, Festivali ka mbetur nj\u00eb patente antike e cila ka kaluar si PPP nga
\nduart e nj\u00eb oligarku tek nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr).<\/p>\n

N\u00eb\u00a0sken\u00eb shfaqet moderatorja e Festivalit, Krishna Kapoor!<\/p>\n

(Krishna \u00ebsht\u00eb st\u00ebr-st\u00ebrmbesa e Raj Kapoor, aktorit t\u00eb famsh\u00ebm Indian t\u00eb
\nfilmit \u201cZotnia 420\u201d , por \u00ebsht\u00eb qytetare me pasaport\u00eb shqiptare, pasi familja e
\nsaj prej m\u00eb shum\u00eb se gjys\u00ebm shekulli jeton n\u00eb rezidenc\u00ebn EMMAR \u2013 Marina Yacht t\u00eb
\nqytetit Durr\u00ebs)<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 Zonja e zot\u00ebrinj mir\u00ebmbr\u00ebma! Festivali i K\u00ebng\u00ebs n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri
\ntradicionalisht ka qen\u00eb i lidhur me Festat e fundvitit dhe n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb
\nme Vitin e Ri ! Por si\u00e7 e dini sipas kalendarit hindu , Viti i ri fillon m\u00eb 11
\nprill, dit\u00ebn e par\u00eb t\u00eb pranver\u00ebs. E pra prej koh\u00ebsh ky festival nuk zhvillohet
\nm\u00eb n\u00eb dhjetor si dikur, por pik\u00ebrisht ne pragfest\u00ebn e Vitit t\u00eb ri p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb
\nkomunitetin hindu.<\/p>\n

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Por sonte kam nj\u00eb surpriz\u00eb p\u00ebr ju! Sepse p\u00ebr t\u00eb hapur siparin e k\u00ebtij
\nfestivali, kam ftuar nj\u00eb Zonj\u00eb t\u00eb nderuar q\u00eb vjen nga shum\u00eb larg!<\/p>\n

Ajo vjen nga planeti Mars, aty ku si\u00e7 e dini ka nj\u00eb komunitet t\u00eb spikatur
\nshqiptar\u00ebsh! Si\u00e7 e dini, ky komunitet u ngul n\u00eb Planetin e Kuq, rreth gjys\u00ebm
\nshekulli m\u00eb par\u00ebe, at\u00ebher\u00eb kur autor\u00ebt e programit televiziv Big Brother vendos\u00ebn
\nta nd\u00ebrtojn\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e banor\u00ebve pik\u00ebrisht aty \u2013 N\u00eb Mars !<\/p>\n

Konkurent\u00ebt vazhdojn\u00eb t\u00eb rezistojne aty prej m\u00eb shum\u00eb se 50 vjet\u00ebsh, nd\u00ebrsa
\nVellai i Madh i v\u00ebzhgon.<\/p>\n

Qysh at\u00ebher\u00eb, zonja q\u00eb do t\u00eb ftojm\u00eb sot, ka nd\u00ebrtuar jo vet\u00ebm rezidenc\u00ebn,
\npor edhe jet\u00ebn n\u00eb at\u00eb planet.<\/p>\n

Zonja e zot\u00ebrinj, m\u00eb njoftojn\u00eb se para pak \u00ebsht\u00eb ulur anija e saj kozmike ne
\nfush\u00ebn e Air Albania.<\/p>\n

K\u00ebshtu q\u00eb p\u00ebrgatitemi t\u00eb presim n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb sken\u00eb, nj\u00eb zonj\u00eb q\u00eb ka nj\u00eb shekull
\nmbi shpin\u00eb! Zonja e zot\u00ebrinj A. O. !<\/p>\n

( Hyn personazhi i ftuar)<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 Mir\u00ebse vini zonj\u00eb n\u00eb Festival !<\/p>\n

A. O. \u2013 Mir\u00ebmbr\u00ebma yjeee!<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 Si ju shkoi udh\u00ebtimi zonj\u00eb..?<\/p>\n

A. O. \u2013 Ohhh\u2026spektak\u00ebl fare ! Shum\u00eb pak turbolenca\u2026.Ja ku \u00ebsht\u00eb Marsi, me
\ntunelin e ri \u2026<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 Besoj ju ka marr\u00eb malli p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb sken\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n

A. O. \u2013 Shum\u00eb fare\u2026<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 \u00c7far\u00eb ju mungon m\u00eb shum\u00eb..?<\/p>\n

A. O. \u2013 \u00c7far\u00eb m\u00eb mungon ..? M\u00eb mungojn\u00eb (merr frym\u00eb thell\u00eb) \u2026yjet \u2026!<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 Yjet e qiellit ja\u00ebe po ato, besoj shihen edhe nga Planeti juaj ..?<\/p>\n

A. O. \u2013 Jo ato t\u00eb qiellit! Yjet e tok\u00ebs! Yjet e dikursh\u00ebm t\u00eb BB!<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 Ju mir\u00ebkuptoj! 61 vjet m\u00eb par\u00eb \u2026pik\u00ebrisht gjysma e mosh\u00ebs s\u00eb
\nFestivalit! Ju keni qen\u00eb n\u00eb ket\u00eb sken\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n

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A. O. \u2013 M\u00eb duken si vite drite larg! Ka qen\u00eb nj\u00eb eksperienc\u00eb mahnites\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 \u00c7fare mbani mend?<\/p>\n

A. O. \u2013 N\u00eb fakt nuk mbaj mend shum\u00eb\u2026 sepse menj\u00ebher\u00eb pas Festivalit filloi
\nedicioni i radh\u00ebs s\u00eb BB YJE dhe eksperiencat m\u00eb ngat\u00ebrrohen pak. Edhe vitet b\u00ebjn\u00eb
\nt\u00eb veten!<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 Po mir\u00eb , besoj k\u00ebng\u00ebt e atij viti duhet t\u2019ju kujtohen? Normalisht
\ni ruani n\u00eb nj\u00eb USB?!<\/p>\n

A. O. \u2013 P\u00ebr fat t\u00eb keq jo\u2026! Dhe a e dini pse? N\u00eb Mars muzika \u00ebsht\u00eb e
\ncensuruar. Ose m\u00eb sakt\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb sakrilegj! Quhet ndotje akustike! Aty ekziston nj\u00eb
\nqet\u00ebsi olimpike! Rrezikon deri 100 vjet internim n\u00eb planetin e pabanuar Uran,
\nai q\u00eb tenton t\u00eb d\u00ebgjoj\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb not\u00eb t\u00eb vetme muzikore!<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 Shum\u00eb tragjike! Nuk e dinim k\u00ebt\u00eb fakt! Po si mund t\u00eb jet\u00eb jeta pa
\nmuzik\u00eb?!<\/p>\n

A. O. \u2013 Jeta pa muzik\u00eb \u2026? \u00cbsht\u00eb kulminacioni i k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsis\u00eb q\u00eb mund t\u00eb provoje
\nqenia marsiane! Shum\u00eb shpejt do t\u00eb vije koha q\u00eb ta provoni k\u00ebt\u00eb ndjesi dhe ju
\ntok\u00ebsor\u00ebt\u2026<\/p>\n

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Krishna \u2013 Mendoj se \u00ebsht\u00eb shpejt ende. Kompania q\u00eb ka t\u00eb drejtat e
\norganizimit t\u00eb Festivalit, e ruan k\u00ebt\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00eb dhe p\u00ebr 257 vjet t\u00eb tjera. Kam
\np\u00ebrshtypjen q\u00eb n\u00ebse qeveria e Parlamenti aprovojn\u00eb nj\u00eb ligj t\u00eb till\u00eb p\u00ebr
\nndalimin e muzik\u00ebs e rrjedhimisht Festivalit, duhet t\u00eb paguaj\u00eb nj\u00eb gjob\u00eb t\u00eb
\nmajme!<\/p>\n

A. O. \u2013 Po besoj s\u2019\u00ebsh\u00ebe e para her\u00eb q\u00eb ndodh kjo gj\u00eb\u2026 t\u00eb gjithe ata q\u00eb jan\u00eb
\nd\u00ebmshp\u00ebrblyer nga qeveria, kan\u00eb nd\u00ebrtuar rezidenca t\u00eb jashtezakonshme n\u00eb Mars\u2026<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 Ta l\u00ebm\u00eb politik\u00ebn e para se t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb prezantimin e par\u00eb, le t\u00eb
\nflasim pak p\u00ebr BB YJE ..\u00c7\u2019po ndodh me ta? U b\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb se gjys\u00ebm shekulli q\u00eb
\njan\u00eb brenda n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi..<\/p>\n

A. O. \u2013 Asgj\u00eb e ve\u00e7ant\u00eb ..\u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb rutin\u00eb tashm\u00eb! Hyjn\u00eb banor\u00eb t\u00eb rinj, po
\nt\u00eb vjetrit nuk pranojn\u00eb t\u00eb dalin\u2026 Mund t\u00eb them se sht\u00ebpia tani num\u00ebron 6854
\nbanore! T\u00eb gjithe yje!<\/p>\n

Krishna \u2013 K\u00eb shihni ju si pretendent p\u00ebr ta fituar k\u00ebt\u00eb edicion\u2026?<\/p>\n

(Vijon \u2013 \u00c7do referenc\u00eb ndaj njer\u00ebzve ekzistues ose ngjarjeve reale mund t\u00eb<\/em>
\njet\u00eb edhe rast\u00ebsi)\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

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Artisti Pandi La\u00e7o nuk i ka kursyer kritikat e tij p\u00ebr Festivalin e 61-t\u00eb t\u00eb K\u00ebng\u00ebs n\u00eb RTSH, me nj\u00eb ese plot sarkaz\u00ebm, ku tallet me organizator\u00ebt dhe sajon edhe nj\u00eb bised\u00eb me drejtuesen e festivalit Arbana Osmani e cila n\u00eb vitin 2083 vjen nga Marsi ku ka nd\u00ebrtuar sht\u00ebpin\u00eb e Big Brother dhe mezi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":307929,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,337,231,193,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-307928","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion","9":"category-kulture","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-showbiz","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307928\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/307929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}