Nga:Lutfi Dervishi<\/p>\n
Arbsuristan\u00eb dhe arbsurdistane!<\/p>\n
Mir\u00eb se vini n\u00eb tok\u00ebn e mrekullueshme t\u00eb Absurdistanit, nj\u00eb vend ku arsyeja nuk mbahet mend kur ka marr\u00eb lejen e zakonshme dhe ku qet\u00ebsia konsiderohet si nj\u00eb k\u00ebrc\u00ebnim ekzistencial p\u00ebr kombin.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vend t\u00eb vog\u00ebl simpatik, trim, krenar q\u00eb ka \u00e7ar\u00eb rrug\u00ebn e historis\u00eb me pen\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb, ekzistojn\u00eb jo nj\u00eb, jo dy, por 57 televizone dhe 13 prej tyre i jan\u00eb dedikuara vet\u00ebm lajmeve. Po, po 13 vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr \u201clajme\u201d.<\/p>\n
13 \u00ebsht\u00eb num\u00ebr ters, por numri i televizioneve me lajme\/titra \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00ebm maja e ajsbergut.<\/p>\n
N\u00ebse ndez TV Absurdistan, mund t\u00eb shoh\u00ebsh leht\u00ebsisht t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtit njer\u00ebz qe flasin rreth nje tryeze:<\/p>\n
K\u00ebta quhen ekspert\u00eb\/analist\u00eb\/komentator\u00eb\/kontributor\u00eb q\u00eb nuk dihet se p\u00ebr \u00e7far\u00eb kan\u00eb studiuar por ama dihet sa kahe kan\u00eb nd\u00ebrruar.<\/p>\n
E ve\u00e7anta mbetet q\u00eb edhe n\u00ebse ftohen \u00e7do dit\u00eb apo n\u00ebse flasin n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn dit\u00eb dhe n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn or\u00eb n\u00eb dy a tre stacione menj\u00ebher\u00eb, atyee nuk u mbarojn\u00eb kurr\u00eb fjal\u00ebt.<\/p>\n
K\u00ebta “ekspert\u00eb” i zbukurojn\u00eb ekranet e Absurdistanit n\u00eb \u00e7do or\u00eb t\u00eb dit\u00ebs dhe nat\u00ebs, duke u p\u00ebrfshir\u00eb n\u00eb debate t\u00eb forta q\u00eb zgjasin me or\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00ebra dhe q\u00eb n\u00eb fund e arrijn\u00eb objektivin duke mos thon\u00eb asgj\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Televizonet n\u00eb Absurdistan nuk mbahen gjall\u00eb nga reklamat apo programet e blera, por nga \u201ct\u00eb ftuarit\u201d.<\/p>\n
I ftuari \u00ebsht\u00eb “Mbreti” q\u00eb udh\u00ebheq mbret\u00ebrin\u00eb e absurditetit televiziv.<\/p>\n
Ju lutem, nxirrni pak makin\u00ebn llogarit\u00ebse. Nj\u00eb televizon q\u00eb b\u00ebn \u201clajme\u201d k\u00ebrkon minimumi 30 t\u00eb ftuar n\u00eb dit\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Me k\u00ebto 30 t\u00eb ftuar mbushet programi i m\u00ebngjesit, paradites, drek\u00ebs, pasdrek\u00ebs, pasdites, mbr\u00ebmjes dhe i mbr\u00ebmjes s\u00eb von\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Kjo do t\u00eb thot\u00eb duhen minimalisht 1000 t\u00eb ftuar n\u00eb muaj, ose afro 12 mij\u00eb n\u00eb vit vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr nj\u00eb televizion.<\/p>\n
Shum\u00ebzojini me minimumi 10 televizione q\u00eb ndjekin k\u00ebt\u00eb filozofi t\u00eb ngjashme t\u00eb ftuarish, dhe do t\u00eb b\u00ebhen 100 mij\u00eb. (Po t\u00eb kishte Zelenski k\u00ebt\u00eb armate e kishte zbrapsur Rusis\u00eb me koh\u00eb)<\/p>\n
Po, kush jan\u00eb t\u00eb ftuarit?<\/p>\n
-A zot\u00ebrojn\u00eb ata njohuri t\u00eb thella me t\u00eb cilat frym\u00ebzojn\u00eb kombin?<\/p>\n
-A jan\u00eb ata studiues t\u00eb dalluar, profesor\u00eb, diplomat\u00eb t\u00eb shquar, etalon\u00eb \u200b\u200bt\u00eb men\u00e7uris\u00eb q\u00eb jan\u00eb gati p\u00ebr t\u00eb udh\u00ebhequr popullin drejt iluminizmit?<\/p>\n
-A kan\u00eb dijeni\/ekspertiz\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb fush\u00eb t\u00eb caktuar?<\/p>\n
Jo.<\/p>\n
Jo, se nuk ka njer\u00ebz t\u00eb zot\u00eb p\u00ebr t’u quajtur ekspert\u00eb, por sepse t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebt nuk i hyjn\u00eb aspak n\u00eb pun\u00eb audienc\u00ebs s\u00eb m\u00ebsuar me t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin ushqim televiziv t\u00eb quajtur absurd.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb Absurdistan, t\u00eb ftuarit n\u00eb shumic\u00eb jan\u00eb nj\u00eb p\u00ebrzierje eklektike e ekspert\u00ebve t\u00eb vet\u00ebshpallur dhe e sharlatan\u00ebve q\u00eb e kan\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb logjik\u00ebn prej koh\u00ebsh n\u00eb bagazh t\u00eb makin\u00ebs dhe shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb studiot televizive p\u00ebr t\u00eb d\u00ebgjuar veten.<\/p>\n
Me iden\u00eb q\u00eb \u201cky popull k\u00ebshtu e do\u201d, debati I v\u00ebrtet\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb ulur n\u00eb ndjenj\u00ebsen e pasme t\u00eb makin\u00ebs, nd\u00ebrsa timoni \u00ebsht\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb duart e \u201cmysafir\u00ebve\u201d.<\/p>\n
K\u00ebta t\u00eb fundit ftohen p\u00ebr t\u00eb \u201cvrar\u00eb\u201d koh\u00ebn, nd\u00ebrsa logjika, arsyeja dhe qet\u00ebsia jan\u00eb sh\u00ebnjestra e preferuar e tyre.<\/p>\n
Sa m\u00eb i pap\u00ebrgjegjsh\u00ebm t\u00eb jesh, aq m\u00eb shum\u00eb i k\u00ebrkuar do jesh, sa m\u00eb goj\u00ebshthurur t\u00eb tregohesh aq m\u00eb shum\u00eb do dal\u00ebsh n\u00eb qend\u00ebr t\u00eb v\u00ebmendjes, sa m\u00eb idiot t\u00eb shfaqesh aq m\u00eb shum\u00eb do i rris\u00ebsh t\u00eb ardhurat e mediave absurdistanase.<\/p>\n
Teksa t\u00eb gjith\u00eb fitojn\u00eb, viktima \u00ebsht\u00eb publiku.<\/p>\n
\u00cbsht\u00eb nj\u00eb spektak\u00ebl q\u00eb ndokush e ngat\u00ebrron me fars\u00ebn, por nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb as nj\u00ebra as tjetra, \u00ebsht\u00eb ushqimi i p\u00ebrditsh\u00ebm informativ q\u00eb u serviret qytetar\u00ebve t\u00eb Absurdistanit.<\/p>\n
Ka nj\u00eb shpres\u00eb se gjendja mund t\u00eb ndryshoj\u00eb. Edhe \u201ct\u00eb ftuarit\u201d po largohen nga Absurdistani dhe ka nj\u00eb pritshm\u00ebri se do t\u00eb vij\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb q\u00eb qytetar\u00ebt e<\/p>\n
Absurdistanit do t\u00eb dallojn\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsin\u00eb e thelbit mbi spektaklin, cil\u00ebsis\u00eb mbi sasin\u00eb dhe do t\u00eb m\u00ebsohen t\u00eb shijojn\u00eb nj\u00eb ligj\u00ebrim t\u00eb bukur apo debat me p\u00ebrmbajtje.<\/p>\n
Frika \u00ebsht\u00eb se \u201ct\u00eb ftuarit\u201d q\u00eb po largohen nga Absurdistani, do t\u00eb z\u00ebv\u00ebnd\u00eboshen me \u201c t\u00eb ftuar” nga vende t\u00eb larg\u00ebta si Tajlanda apo Sri Lanka.<\/p>\n
Nd\u00ebrsa Banka Bot\u00ebrore llogarit se shum\u00eb shpejt numri i t\u00eb ftuarve n\u00eb Televizionet e Absurdistanit do t\u00eb kaloj\u00eb numrin e popullsis\u00eb s\u00eb Absurdistanit ku si rregull realiteti ja kalon imagjinat\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
K\u00ebshtu q\u00eb, i dashur lexues, n\u00ebse ju q\u00ebllon q\u00eb si turist t\u00eb vizitonin vendin magjeps\u00ebse t\u00eb Absurdistanit, merrni telekomand\u00ebn tuaj, kushtojini nj\u00eb \u00e7ast dhe vler\u00ebsoni spektaklin q\u00eb shpaloset para syve tuaj.<\/p>\n
T\u00eb ftuarit mund t\u00eb vijn\u00eb e t\u00eb ikin, nga nj\u00eb TV n\u00eb tjetrin, por cirku vijon.<\/p>\n
Publicitet, do rikthehemi s\u00ebrish n\u00eb Absurdistan pasi shfaqja sapo ka filluar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga:Lutfi Dervishi Arbsuristan\u00eb dhe arbsurdistane! Mir\u00eb se vini n\u00eb tok\u00ebn e mrekullueshme t\u00eb Absurdistanit, nj\u00eb vend ku arsyeja nuk mbahet mend kur ka marr\u00eb lejen e zakonshme dhe ku qet\u00ebsia konsiderohet si nj\u00eb k\u00ebrc\u00ebnim ekzistencial p\u00ebr kombin. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vend t\u00eb vog\u00ebl simpatik, trim, krenar q\u00eb ka \u00e7ar\u00eb rrug\u00ebn e historis\u00eb me pen\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":308194,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-322120","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-koment-opinion","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=322120"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":322121,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322120\/revisions\/322121"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/308194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=322120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=322120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}