{"id":324374,"date":"2023-06-08T13:59:30","date_gmt":"2023-06-08T11:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=324374"},"modified":"2023-06-08T13:59:30","modified_gmt":"2023-06-08T11:59:30","slug":"ironia-e-agron-gjekmarkajt-kronike-e-nje-endrre-vere-e-halle-te-tjera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/ironia-e-agron-gjekmarkajt-kronike-e-nje-endrre-vere-e-halle-te-tjera\/","title":{"rendered":"Ironia e Agron Gjekmarkajt: Kronik\u00eb e nj\u00eb \u00ebndrre vere e halle t\u00eb tjera!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Majko ishte djersitur gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn. Rrobat i pikonin \u00e7urg. Vet\u00ebm n\u00eb t\u00eb zbardhur iu qas nj\u00eb gjum\u00eb si kllapi. Nuk e mori vesh tamam sa fjeti po u zgjua me goj\u00ebn e thar\u00eb shkrumb. Piu me nxitim nj\u00eb got\u00eb uj\u00eb por i ngjau sikur i b\u00ebnte puf-puf n\u00eb goj\u00eb. Mbante mend vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr e cila shoq\u00ebrohej me nj\u00eb padurim p\u00ebr ta rr\u00ebfyer.<\/p>\n<p>Mimi di Pu\u00e7ini e cila i di mir\u00eb pun\u00ebt e robit e Zotit nuk kishte ardhur \u00ebnde! Kujt t\u2019thoshte? Etild\u00ebs? E sikur ajo t\u00eb trembej e t\u2019i thyhej zemra nga ndodhia?! Taos? Kushedi se si e merr dhe ia \u00e7on Babos si t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb?! Etjeni kishte fytyr\u00ebn e atij q\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb kall\u00ebzuar Krishtin merrte 5 her\u00eb m\u00eb lir\u00eb se Juda! U vreros. Por gjith\u00e7ka e ka nj\u00eb fund edhe marazi. Pa nga larg Elisen s\u00eb cil\u00ebs i ka dal\u00eb nami q\u00eb di t\u00eb lexoj\u00eb \u00ebndrrat. Ia b\u00ebri me shenj\u00eb dhe ajo u afrua. Fati i ka b\u00ebr\u00eb bashk\u00eb si dy kalor\u00ebsit e veriut n\u00eb syt\u00eb e Babos e k\u00ebsisoj besimi i nd\u00ebrsjell\u00ebt u \u00ebsht\u00eb rritur. Ajo pasi e pa ashtu t\u00eb mufatur e t\u00eb vrar\u00eb n\u00eb fytyr\u00eb e pyeti \u00e7e ke k\u00ebt\u00eb \u00e7ehre si brazd\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>L\u00ebre-l\u00ebre tha kam par\u00eb nj\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr q\u00eb m\u00eb ka prishur terezin\u00eb. Pa h\u00eb? \u00c7\u2019t\u00eb them! Sikur isha n\u00eb malet e Kuk\u00ebsit dola p\u00ebr gjah me \u00e7ifte! Merrja t\u00eb shtija sa kalonte nj\u00eb th\u00ebll\u00ebze kur fap me thyhej \u00e7iftja n\u00eb mes dhe pas \u00e7do ka\u00e7ube me dilte Damua q\u00eb me nxirrte gjuh\u00ebn e zg\u00ebrdhihej si lanet.<\/p>\n<p>Mos ia trego njeriu i tha ajo, thyerja e \u00e7iftes nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb ogur i mir\u00eb, tregon pasiguri dhe mos p\u00ebrcaktim objektivash. M\u00ebrzia e stolisi dhe m\u00eb ish-Kryeministrin i cili u b\u00eb edhe m\u00eb i mermert\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Margeriti duksh\u00ebm m\u00eb e relaksuar e gjum\u00ebpetal mendonte q\u00eb n\u00ebse do ta namesh dik\u00eb i thua t\u00eb l\u00ebshofsha In\u00ebn n\u00eb shpin\u00eb e kryen pun\u00eb. Ina i v\u00ebrtitej Evis Kushit e po i shkaktonte mornica p\u00ebr \u00e7\u00ebshtjen e Qendr\u00ebs Albanologjike e cila po i shkon si paj\u00eb Gjinos.<\/p>\n<p>Kosta dhe nuri ishin e nj\u00ebjta gj\u00eb. Lindita ishte kthyer dhe bashk\u00eb me t\u00eb qet\u00ebsia q\u00eb si shk\u00eblqim binte mbi kostumin e kollaren e re. Koha e pasiguris\u00eb dhe jetimll\u00ebkut kishte marr\u00eb fund edhe pse seanca ishte n\u00ebn hyqmin e Ermos.<\/p>\n<p>Habia m\u00eb e madhe q\u00eb kishte zbritur n\u00eb sall\u00ebn e Kuvendit ishte trim\u00ebria e Lulit dhe ndjek\u00ebsve t\u00eb tij mbi deputetet q\u00eb ende jan\u00eb n\u00ebn hijen e Vul\u00ebs. Luli dhe forca, Luli dhe trim\u00ebria \u00e7far\u00eb binomesh q\u00eb dridhin f\u00ebmij\u00ebn n\u00eb bark t\u00eb n\u00ebn\u00ebs. Ndaj Tao q\u00eb kur e takoi at\u00eb nat\u00eb dimri sikur nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i nj\u00ebjti dhe ul z\u00ebrin kur shqipton emrin e tij.<\/p>\n<p>Ky Salianji q\u00eb dreqi e merr vesh \u00e7ka k\u00ebto kohe fryn e shfryn ndaj kujtdo q\u00eb i z\u00eb rrug\u00ebn. E prit\u00ebn gazetar\u00ebt n\u00eb shkall\u00eb e ai si namuzqar i priti dhe dukej sikur po rrihte Lulin faqet e t\u00eb cilit si sholl\u00eb k\u00ebpuc\u00eb as skuqeshin as zverdheshin.<\/p>\n<p>Kryez\u00ebvend\u00ebs lideri dukej i dhembshur e z\u00ebm\u00ebr hapur me t\u00eb l\u00ebnduarit t\u00eb cil\u00ebve u tha nga sot e tutje m\u00eb kini mua e nuk guxon kush t\u2019ju shoh\u00eb shtremb\u00ebr. Pa dy t\u00eb g\u00ebrvishtur Gaz Bardhin e Dash Sulen ndaj thirri Ban\u00ebn me mjete sanitare q\u00eb t\u2019u vinte pak fasha melhem e jod. Mond Spaho me Tritanin kishin sjell\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb barrel\u00eb po t\u00eb lipsej.<\/p>\n<p>Gazi i tha, mjeko Dashin se mua m\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb thar\u00eb e kam nga hera tjet\u00ebr, nga beteja me Bel\u00ebn se ajo shejtane ka dor\u00eb t\u00eb r\u00ebnde dhe un\u00eb isha vet\u00ebm teksa ajo p\u00ebrfitonte nga lart\u00ebsia e podiumit p\u00ebr t\u00eb m\u00eb gjuajtur. Nejse, tha Muli, ja ku e keni numrin tim p\u00ebr \u00e7do gj\u00eb. Jorida ngjante si ana e majt\u00eb e Rozaf\u00ebs krejt e murosur. Luli erdhi pasi sqaroi pozicionin as i eg\u00ebr e as i but\u00eb, por i vendosur si\u00e7 i ka hije. Nuk e ngjat\u00ebtoi askush, pos Taos me bisht t\u00eb syrit. Xhelal Mziut pasi i hoq\u00ebn Kamz\u00ebn nga dora q\u00eb haj\u00ebr mos pafshin m\u00eb me sy \u00e7do gj\u00eb i duket e vog\u00ebl dhe buz\u00ebqeshte pa makthe. Ulsiu k\u00ebndonte n\u00ebn z\u00eb ket\u00eb vjersh\u00eb \u201cBora dhe Edona kapur dor\u00eb p\u00ebr dore\/ Lum p\u00ebr ne t\u00eb gjith\u00eb se jan\u00eb shembullore\/ veshur me t\u00eb bardha gjithmon\u00eb tek vendi\/ Ah sa i \u00e7mon Babua po kaq Kuvendi! Qerrata i madh Ulsiu.<\/p>\n<p>Po Krifca tagjin\u00eb q\u00eb ka v\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebr dim\u00ebr do ta shoh\u00eb ta han\u00eb dhit\u00eb e delet e saj? \u00c7u\u00e7i ka mall p\u00ebr koh\u00ebn kur d\u00ebgjonte z\u00ebn\u00eb e bilbilit dhe arom\u00ebn e t\u00ebrfilit. Po k\u00ebto jan\u00eb pun\u00eb t\u00eb Babos! Nami sapo ndodhi Sajme Koreshi dhe Dash Sula i treguan munx\u00ebt Lulit! T\u00eb kesh turp i thane q\u00eb na ngrite pusi o faqezi!! Luli u kreshp\u00ebrua, u hepua, u hak\u00ebrrua, t\u2019ju vij\u00eb r\u00ebnde, ju kisha si evlat\u00ebr, ju kisha xhan e me b\u00ebt\u00eb haram! Shikonte nga Gazi dhe koh\u00ebn e shkuar kujtonte! Ai me kok\u00ebn ulur di\u00e7 mejtonte dhe n\u00ebn z\u00eb paramilitar r\u00ebnkonte. Pas k\u00ebtij gazepi e sikleti ik\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb sall\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019u sqaruar Luli e Agalliu Sajme e Dash sojliu. \u00c7\u2019koh\u00eb solemne po jetojm\u00eb!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Majko ishte djersitur gjith\u00eb nat\u00ebn. Rrobat i pikonin \u00e7urg. Vet\u00ebm n\u00eb t\u00eb zbardhur iu qas nj\u00eb gjum\u00eb si kllapi. Nuk e mori vesh tamam sa fjeti po u zgjua me goj\u00ebn e thar\u00eb shkrumb. Piu me nxitim nj\u00eb got\u00eb uj\u00eb por i ngjau sikur i b\u00ebnte puf-puf n\u00eb goj\u00eb. Mbante mend vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":324141,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-324374","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-koment-opinion","10":"category-kryesore","11":"category-lajme","12":"category-politike","13":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324374"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324374\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":324375,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324374\/revisions\/324375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/324141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}