Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/p>\n
Grimce \u00e7uditshme e nj\u00eb dit\u00eb monotone!<\/p>\n
E kush se mban mend Bernard Banushin inxhinierin e shquar q\u00eb vigjilonte mbi Lulzim Bash\u00ebn n\u00eb dit\u00ebt e lavdis\u00eb dhe n\u00eb ato t\u00eb kiametit, i cili si re mizore me dy pisqolla n\u00eb brez ku errej nuk \u00e7ilej !!!<\/p>\n
E pra tani ai Dano\u00e7 ka mbetur n\u00eb hije nga furia mediatike e zonj\u00ebs Dupi, nga trim\u00ebria e zotit Zupi dhe nga elokuenca e Kodupit! Duket m\u00ebrzia i punon qindin ndershm\u00ebris\u00eb s\u00eb njeriut !!<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb miku im biznesmen me premtoi nj\u00eb shishe raki safi nga ajo e mira fare q\u00eb b\u00ebhet n\u00eb kufi mes Italis\u00eb dhe Austris\u00eb.<\/p>\n
At\u00eb do e merrte Bernardi p\u00ebr t\u00eb ma sjelle si thesar. Nuk e njihja at\u00eb pije t\u00eb bekuar e nga kurioziteti e pranova me qejf premtimin q\u00eb ajo shishe do b\u00ebhej e imja.<\/p>\n
Dje gjat\u00eb dit\u00ebs me kishte d\u00ebrguar disa foto t\u00eb shishes n\u00eb or\u00eb t\u00eb ndryshme si siguri q\u00eb shishja po vinte ne drejtimin e duhur.<\/p>\n
Paraditja iku duke u marr\u00eb me ambasador\u00ebt ku s\u00eb bashku me t\u00eb vendosur\u00ebn Mimi di Puccini me nobiliarin Tom, me qerratain Etjen, me t\u00eb zem\u00ebruarin Tritan, me t\u00eb heshtur\u00ebn Greta, me t\u00eb qeten Klodi, me lavd\u00ebruesin Lavderim, me t\u00eb zymtin Klos, me liberalin patetik Petro, me kokulur\u00ebn Etilde q\u00eb do qisnin n\u00eb selamet pun\u00ebt e vatanit.<\/p>\n
I kruam i lyem i vajos\u00ebm si\u00e7 na e lypte ndera. U ktheva n\u00eb sht\u00ebpi si u murr\u00ebtyer prit e prit po hi\u00e7. Aty kah ora 23 e dark\u00ebs ra telefoni ishte vete Bernardi me nj\u00eb z\u00eb plot mister!<\/p>\n
Zbrit shpejt se jam n\u00eb lagje, mos dil nga rruga kryesore po bjeri nga cepi! Heu thash\u00eb me vete \u00e7ka ngjar\u00eb?! Sa u afrova zbriti nga makina dhe me shenja enigmatike me tha ta ndiqja nga pas.<\/p>\n
Ec ai ec un\u00eb mu duk vetja si Luli me Taon q\u00eb r\u00ebnden p\u00ebr tu takuar nj\u00eb nat\u00eb t\u00eb kreshp\u00ebruar dimri. Pasi e ndoqa nja gjasht\u00eb minuta u gjind\u00ebm n\u00eb nj\u00eb hyrje t\u00eb rrjepur pallati.<\/p>\n
\u00c7\u2019t\u00eb shihje! Me solemnitet nga posht\u00eb nj\u00eb qyrku t\u00eb holl\u00eb nxori nj\u00eb pagure ushtrie alumini t\u00eb lidhur n\u00eb kat\u00ebr an\u00eb me rripa jeshil doku dhe nj\u00eb tap\u00eb nga boshti i kallamboqit mb\u00ebshtjell me gjethe hardhie! Sa e hoqi tap\u00ebn u ndie nj\u00eb puf sikur hapi nj\u00eb shishe shampanje dy pleq qe po kalon aty pari u rrezuan p\u00ebr toke nga tafti, ndihej nj\u00eb arome fiku e sheqeri bashke!!<\/p>\n
Po kjo? Rakia tha? Ajo e mira fare e atij mikut po e futa n\u00eb pagure qe t\u00eb mos dukemi si oligark dhe mos na ndiqte kush nga pas!! O Zot kij m\u00ebshir\u00eb m\u00ebrm\u00ebrita. He tha ke ndonj\u00eb pak\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi dhe d\u00ebgjo tani?<\/p>\n
L\u00ebrini d\u00ebnglat jo Jorida, jo Gazi, jo Basha, sak\u00ebn se ju d\u00ebgjoj m\u00eb, pije k\u00ebt\u00eb, largo turbullir\u00ebn qe ke n\u00eb koke se Kryetar Pd-je do zgjidhem un\u00eb se boll ju mbajta n\u00eb qaf\u00eb. Sok\u00eblliu dy a tri her\u00eb dhe u b\u00eb er\u00eb!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj Grimce \u00e7uditshme e nj\u00eb dit\u00eb monotone! E kush se mban mend Bernard Banushin inxhinierin e shquar q\u00eb vigjilonte mbi Lulzim Bash\u00ebn n\u00eb dit\u00ebt e lavdis\u00eb dhe n\u00eb ato t\u00eb kiametit, i cili si re mizore me dy pisqolla n\u00eb brez ku errej nuk \u00e7ilej !!! E pra tani ai Dano\u00e7 ka mbetur […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":324141,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5439,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-324717","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi","9":"category-koment-opinion","10":"category-kryesore","11":"category-lajme","12":"category-politike","13":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324717"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":324718,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324717\/revisions\/324718"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/324141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}