{"id":331210,"date":"2023-09-14T19:17:57","date_gmt":"2023-09-14T17:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=331210"},"modified":"2023-09-14T19:17:57","modified_gmt":"2023-09-14T17:17:57","slug":"o-sali-o-hero-gazment-bardhi-shume-te-do-analiza-satirike-e-agron-gjekmarkajt-luli-dukej-i-pikelluar-rrinte-rende","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/o-sali-o-hero-gazment-bardhi-shume-te-do-analiza-satirike-e-agron-gjekmarkajt-luli-dukej-i-pikelluar-rrinte-rende\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cO Sali o hero Gazment Bardhi shum\u00eb t\u00eb do\u201d \u2013 Analiza satirike e Agron Gjekmarkajt: Luli dukej i pik\u00eblluar, rrinte r\u00ebnd\u00eb!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga AGRON GJEKMARKAJ<\/strong><\/p>\n

Qeveria sot ishte e heshtur. Madje ministrushja e re e sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsis\u00eb emri i t\u00eb cil\u00ebs nuk na vjen desh dremiti. Ai i financave iku se nuk e di \u00ebnde \u00e7far\u00eb duhet t\u00eb thot\u00eb e \u00e7far\u00eb jo.<\/p>\n

Bora si blet\u00eb pun\u00ebtore nuk i ngriti kurr\u00eb syt\u00eb nga kompjuteri duke dh\u00ebn\u00eb shembullin e pun\u00ebs. Niko nikoqiri dhe Tezja i qeshnin \u00ebmb\u00ebl nj\u00ebri-tjetrit si dy larush\u00eb q\u00eb lodrojn\u00eb l\u00ebndinave. Anila Denaj kishte prere flok\u00ebt gagarel duke e b\u00ebr\u00eb mosh\u00ebn t\u00eb palexueshme.<\/p>\n

\u00c7u\u00e7i kruante mjekr\u00ebn dhe her\u00eb pas here thoshte \u201ctobestak furallak, tobestak furullak\u201d. Elisa akuzoi Doktorin se e ishte snajper me pagese, nuk e di ajo q\u00eb ai k\u00ebto i b\u00ebn gratis dhe me shum\u00eb qejf i uruari?.<\/p>\n

Margeriti u pa duke ngr\u00ebn\u00eb ca biskota q\u00eb i shkriheshin n\u00eb goj\u00eb si floku i d\u00ebbor\u00ebs. Nd\u00ebrsa Luan Ba\u00e7i fliste me pathos Eni Xake p\u00ebrkundej n\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje te dashura se kushedi \u00e7\u2018mendimi i kalonin asaj ane. Bela sot na kishte marr\u00eb gjith\u00eb blun\u00eb si Lideri i vogel historik vul\u00ebn. Pa anash mos qe Niko p\u00ebr ti sjell\u00eb kafen\u00eb, dhe u bezdis kur ai qe b\u00ebr\u00eb firar. Usliu erdhi von\u00eb si \u00ebmb\u00eblsira n\u00eb fund, ngarkuar me qet\u00ebsi ku her\u00eb pas here u nxirrte gjuhen atyre qe desh i mor\u00ebn stolin. Gjeneral Koll\u00e7aku mallkonte Boten, si erdh kjo kohe q\u00eb gjeneral\u00ebt t\u00eb trajtohen si poet i thoshte Nasipit i cili tundte kok\u00ebn?! Ogerta recitonte vargjet e Naimit \u201c ti Shqip\u00ebri me jep nder\u2026\u201d po p\u00ebrgatitem p\u00ebr takim me f\u00ebmij\u00ebt e shkoll\u00ebs tha.<\/p>\n

Bra\u00e7ja u gajas me Xhafen duke harruar se partia ka nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr armiq dhe dikush e njofton Babon. Mungesa e Majkos ka r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb sy. Antoneta Dhima i lutej pusho mor bir se u lodhe fut nj\u00eb gj\u00eb n\u00eb goje se te merr uria. Mimi di Puccini vajtonte si Lek Dukagjini p\u00ebr Sk\u00ebnder bene munges\u00ebn e tij. \u00c7yrbja lavdia e t\u00eb cilit kishte mb\u00ebrritur deri n\u00eb qend\u00ebr t\u00eb New Jork-ut hipur mbi zetor si Ditmari n\u00eb kongres qeraste me g\u00ebzim koleget.<\/p>\n

E l\u00ebmuar n\u00eb mendime, ku eleganca nd\u00ebrtohet n\u00eb proporcion mes asaj q\u00eb duket dhe asaj q\u00eb ndihet, plot iniciativ\u00eb Bana po i jep tonin aksionit opozitar. Idet\u00eb e saj si meteor po shtyjn\u00eb ret\u00eb n\u00eb qiellin e erret t\u00eb saj. Me shpejt\u00ebsin\u00eb e entuziazmit i bie sall\u00ebs pash m\u00eb pash. Rruazat e gjata e t\u00eb bardha n\u00eb \u00e7do \u00e7ast mund te shnd\u00ebrrohen n\u00eb gjyle mbi dushmanin.<\/p>\n

Me ritmin e pasionit jep udh\u00ebzime. N\u00eb dukje k\u00ebtu s\u2019ka asgj\u00eb te keqe n\u00ebse Kryezevendes Lideri Muli pas luft\u00ebrash t\u00eb shumta t\u00eb mos ishte s\u00ebmurur. Ai mes ethesh e zjarrmis\u00eb l\u00ebngon. Balli i digjet, djerset e mbulojn\u00eb, goja i thahet. Ne dashamiret e dishepujt e tij i urojm\u00eb sa m\u00eb par\u00eb sh\u00ebrim dhe arm\u00ebt t\u00eb rrok\u00eb p\u00ebr beteja te reja. Isuf \u00c7ela merr rrug\u00ebn drejt Kuk\u00ebsit si jetim duke kthyer kok\u00ebn pas n\u00eb temperatura ngrihet.<\/p>\n

Shok\u00ebt e armeve duke p\u00ebrfituar nga mungesa i ngren\u00eb pusira p\u00ebr ti zbehur rrolin n\u00eb bashkimin e madh. Fakti q\u00eb Doktori ka ngarkuar at\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb shkruar librin e zi t\u00eb zgjedhjeve t\u00eb 14 Majit ka shkaktuar dy efekte, ngritje t\u00eb shkrimtares n\u00eb s\u00ebr\u00eb dhe xhelozi se mos do t\u00eb jet\u00eb ajo kandidatja jon\u00eb p\u00ebr Kryeministre. Salianji i cili p\u00ebrkufizon dhe ndan kufijt\u00eb mes t\u00eb mir\u00ebs dhe t\u00eb keqes pa ju dridhur qerpiku ka marr\u00eb rrug\u00ebn p\u00ebr n\u00eb Vietnam p\u00ebr t\u2019u strehuar n\u00eb nj\u00eb mungade budistesh e darovitur mendimet.<\/p>\n

Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7udi q\u00eb ti sjell\u00eb ata t\u00eb bekuar n\u00eb Kavaj\u00eb p\u00ebr eksperienc\u00eb si fitohen zgjedhjet po edhe p\u00ebr pak plazh e muhabet se kush ja pa hajrin meditimit.<\/p>\n

Dash Sula nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb ai i pari. Venomet estetike i ka braktisur. V\u00ebllaz\u00ebrim -Bashkimi e ka v\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb mendime. Sajme Korreshi doli e foli, vox popoli vox dei.<\/p>\n

Luli sot dukej i pik\u00eblluar. Ndihej i prer\u00eb n\u00eb bes\u00eb teksa Gaz Bardhi rrinte r\u00ebnd\u00eb. Nga lart Bledion Nallbati p\u00ebr ti shtuar marazin k\u00ebndonte n\u00ebn z\u00eb \u201c O Sali o hero Gazment Bardhi shum\u00eb t\u00eb do\u201d. Lulit, lot\u00ebt \u00e7urg. Eralda Tase Bano i drejtohej Gazit, \u201cpo s\u2019t\u00eb vjen keq se sheh h\u00eb te keqen, h\u00eb xhan?!\u201d.<\/p>\n

Ori Nebiaj po ashtu \u201caman, aman fale fale\u201d Bardhi jua ktheu, \u201ct\u00eb plas\u00eb ore aty aq m\u00eb b\u00ebn, ky \u00ebsht\u00eb fillimi, do t\u00eb na marr\u00eb grupin ky \u00eb\u00eb\u00eb, ta shoh\u00eb \u00e7a do i b\u00ebj \u201d. Nj\u00eb uaaaaaa si krusm\u00eb \u00e7au ajrin \u2013\u201csa i keq dhe ti, h\u00eb mo h\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n

Jorida me nj\u00eb flamur t\u00eb bardh\u00eb n\u00eb dore p\u00ebrpiqet ti mbaj\u00eb koleg\u00ebt me gajret, me kumtin se ditet e mira pask\u00ebtaj do t\u00eb vin\u00eb. Gaz Bardhi me nj\u00eb furi t\u00eb panjohur m\u00eb par\u00eb , i ra tavolin\u00ebs me grusht kur Luli desh t\u00eb b\u00ebnte pu\u00e7 , letrat kercyen p\u00ebrpjete, mikrofoni ndeshi tavanin, tym dilte nga veshet, un\u00eb dhe Jorida u futem n\u00ebn banak t\u00eb zalisur.<\/p>\n

Kosta g\u00ebrvishte faqet dhe r\u00ebnkonte mysybet, mysybet Lindita po heq gazep. Nuk ishte larg t\u00eb dh\u00ebnit kuj\u00ebs. Kronika k\u00ebtu nd\u00ebrpritet sepse Petro Ko\u00e7i pa na lexon buletinin e luft\u00ebs n\u00eb Ukrain\u00eb. Nd\u00ebrsa Etila po v\u00eb melhem mbi plag\u00ebt e luft\u00ebtareve t\u00eb liris\u00eb me fjal\u00ebt e buta n\u00ebn shikimin e vrenjtur t\u00eb Ermo qerrateshes trazuar nga llaf i lig i Doktorit teksa Toni b\u00ebn shenjen e kryqit p\u00ebr t\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00ebt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga AGRON GJEKMARKAJ Qeveria sot ishte e heshtur. Madje ministrushja e re e sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsis\u00eb emri i t\u00eb cil\u00ebs nuk na vjen desh dremiti. Ai i financave iku se nuk e di \u00ebnde \u00e7far\u00eb duhet t\u00eb thot\u00eb e \u00e7far\u00eb jo. Bora si blet\u00eb pun\u00ebtore nuk i ngriti kurr\u00eb syt\u00eb nga kompjuteri duke dh\u00ebn\u00eb shembullin e pun\u00ebs. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":322622,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3365,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-331210","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-analize","9":"category-lajme","10":"category-politike","11":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=331210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":331211,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331210\/revisions\/331211"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/322622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=331210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=331210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=331210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}