{"id":397634,"date":"2023-12-07T18:39:28","date_gmt":"2023-12-07T17:39:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=397634"},"modified":"2023-12-07T18:39:28","modified_gmt":"2023-12-07T17:39:28","slug":"ne-nje-cast-nduku-mustakun-e-djathte-dhe-topat-shperthyen-kaosi-ne-parlament-kronika-satirike-e-gjekmarkajt-hijerende-e-zemerthyer-mberriti-babo-hyxhym-burra-bezani-gazi-korresh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/ne-nje-cast-nduku-mustakun-e-djathte-dhe-topat-shperthyen-kaosi-ne-parlament-kronika-satirike-e-gjekmarkajt-hijerende-e-zemerthyer-mberriti-babo-hyxhym-burra-bezani-gazi-korresh\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cN\u00eb nj\u00eb \u00e7ast nduku mustakun e djatht\u00eb dhe topat shp\u00ebrthyen\u201d- Kaosi n\u00eb Parlament, kronika satirike e Gjekmarkajt: Hijer\u00ebnd\u00eb e zem\u00ebrthyer mb\u00ebrriti Babo! Hyxhym burra b\u00ebzani Gazi, Korreshi rendi si maratonomak p\u00ebr\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ<\/p>\n<p>Kronik\u00eb! Kthimi i Savanaroles, topat dhe krismat.<\/p>\n<p>Lajmi po na ndiqte nga pas si qeni i cili do t\u00eb kafshoj\u00eb medoemos.<\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb num\u00ebr tejet i madh gardist\u00ebsh e kishin gdhir\u00eb n\u00eb sall\u00eb. Rropama e kazan\u00ebve bosh t\u00eb hajes e pijes t\u00eb cilat Genc Gjon\u00e7aj po ngarkonte mbi nj\u00eb kamion\u00e7in\u00eb me tre rrota d\u00ebgjohej nga larg.<\/p>\n<p>Tek u jepte krah\u00ebve shfrynte , \u201csa han\u00eb dhe k\u00ebta dreq\u00ebr\u201d do na bllokojn\u00eb edhe tualetet.<\/p>\n<p>Era e qep\u00ebs dhe aty k\u00ebtu njolla yndyre kishin mbetur. Grom\u00ebsimat n\u00eb hyrje p\u00ebr nj\u00eb moment na u duken si arm\u00ebt e reja t\u00eb presionit psikologjik mbi opozit\u00ebn. Mond Spaho i cili trim\u00ebrish kishte hyr\u00eb i pari n\u00eb sall\u00eb \u00e7oi llaf p\u00ebr kundragaz\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Tao s\u00ebbashku me gushen e tij ishin ulur her\u00ebt mbi banakun e qeveris\u00eb. Medemek po na b\u00ebnte karshillek.<\/p>\n<p>Tezja shikonte si e mpir\u00eb e pasigurt n\u00eb ishte koha p\u00ebr t\u00eb qar\u00eb apo qeshur.<\/p>\n<p>Veziri Tao k\u00ebqyrte p\u00ebr t\u00eb mbajtur zaptiet n\u00ebn v\u00ebzhgim e presion n\u00eb zellin e tyre kund\u00ebr deputet\u00ebve. Qerratai.<\/p>\n<p>Luft\u00ebtaret e liris\u00eb u mblodh\u00ebn nj\u00eb e nga nj\u00eb n\u00eb oborr t\u00eb Kuvendit, t\u00eb murretyer por krenar\u00eb. N\u00eb ball\u00eb u shk\u00eblqente q\u00ebndresa. Xhelal Mziu dukej si Elez Isufi \u00e7eherli e \u00e7ark i ngrehun. Komandantet tan\u00eb, pusi e hasmit i plagosi q\u00eb her\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr.<\/p>\n<p>Ndon\u00ebse me plag\u00eb fashuar, buz\u00ebthar\u00eb, Kryezevendes Lideri Muli dhe Lideri n\u00eb perspektiv\u00eb Gazi dol\u00ebn n\u00eb dritare e na dhan\u00eb bekimin e betej\u00ebs. Fitorja \u00ebsht\u00eb ylli yn\u00eb polar tha Baca Mul. Befasia dhe inteligjenca harku me shigjet\u00ebn, yxhym burra b\u00ebzani Gazi dhe u pland mbi mjekr\u00ebn e tij. Me k\u00ebt\u00eb mall\u00ebngjim i ngjitem shkallet disi t\u00eb tulatur derisa aty erdh Pader Salianji i cili si Savanarola bashk\u00eb me Kryqin kishte marr\u00eb dhe shpat\u00ebn n\u00eb mbrojtje t\u00eb Kushtetut\u00ebs. U fut brenda dhe kur pa se i \u00ebsht\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb rruga hypi mbi ato d\u00ebrrasa pa shpirt duke i dh\u00ebn\u00eb z\u00eb demokracis\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk u b\u00ebnte syri terr bashk\u00eb me Bledion Nallbatin k\u00ebt\u00eb trim tribun t\u00eb vegj\u00eblis\u00eb. Dukej sikur k\u00ebrcenin vallen e Osman Takes aq me pasion luftonin. Cane Dogjani dhe Luan Ba\u00e7i t\u00eb sapo dal\u00eb nga nj\u00eb epope e lavdishme ndiznin pishtar\u00ebt e shpres\u00ebs popullore. Ani se digjeshin e p\u00ebrc\u00eblloheshin, ani. Lefko G\u00ebshtenja i kapte karriget si t\u00eb ishin pupla fazani. Dash Sula vikaste hapeni der\u00ebn se e drodha dh\u00ebn\u00eb nd\u00ebrsa vetullat i kreshp\u00ebroheshin.<\/p>\n<p>Hijer\u00ebnd\u00eb e zem\u00ebrthyer mb\u00ebrriti Babo. Opozita shp\u00ebrtheu \u2018turp turp turp\u201d. Kosta i Lindit\u00ebs dhe Gramozit nuk u besonte m\u00eb vesh\u00ebve, kok\u00ebs i binte me shpulla, nj\u00eb ku kuuu e zgjatur i dilte nga goja. Nuk kuptonte m\u00eb si mund t\u00eb vij\u00eb kjo dite, t\u00eb ngrihen k\u00ebmb\u00ebt ti bien kok\u00ebs ? Nga lozha donte t\u00eb hidhej ti mbyste se paku nja tre t\u00eb pa soj por p\u00ebr fat Jona dhe Dori e mb\u00ebrthyen q\u00eb ai t\u00ebrbim n\u00eb mort t\u00eb mos kthehej.<\/p>\n<p>Kur ka Babo kemi t\u00eb gjith\u00eb more t\u00eb paudhe p\u00ebshp\u00ebriste. Bora e k\u00ebqyrte me adhurim. Kur t\u00eb rritem dua edhe un\u00eb t\u00eb beh\u00ebm si Xhaxhi Kosta i tha Anil\u00ebs. \u00c7\u2019far\u00eb akademike? Joo heroin\u00eb e gatshme t\u00eb jap jet\u00ebn p\u00ebr Babon.<\/p>\n<p>Jorushi i Tabakeve q\u00eb mos ta kapte syri i keq ishte rrinte ngjitmas me Entela Xhixhon. Kontributi i saj estetik sot ishte i spikatur sa nuk thuhet ,pantallona t\u00eb gj\u00ebra n\u00eb blu dhe nj\u00eb xhaket\u00eb pallto boj\u00eb turquoise, si shpresa e s\u00eb ardhmes e p\u00ebrk\u00ebdhelnin. Motrani e shkoqeni e pan\u00eb me zili.<\/p>\n<p>Pader Salianji nuk jepej, nemcja tutje e ai tehu. N\u00eb nj\u00eb \u00e7ast nduku mustakun e djatht\u00eb dhe topat shp\u00ebrthyen si kumt per\u00ebndie. Nallbati shkuli t\u00eb majtin. Salla u drodh. Nga ana ku ishte ulur Klosi u d\u00ebgjuan zhaurima , duhem e sperr\u00e7 dhe menj\u00ebher\u00eb delikatja Mimi di Puccini zuri hund\u00ebn me duar. Majko s\u00ebk\u00eblldisej n\u00eb nj\u00eb pyyyf t\u00eb zgjatur, Tonit sikur n\u00eb vesh i trokiti shprehja \u201ct\u00eb p\u00ebg\u00ebr\u00eb por krenar\u00eb\u201d, gjithsesi nuk ishte i sigurt\u00eb e degjoi apo mendoi.<\/p>\n<p>Tek vendi i Bra\u00e7es dhe Shalsit u pa nj\u00eb rreke dhe kur u ngrit\u00ebn t\u00eb dy i kishin petkat e lagura. Dilua dhe Laerti dergjeshin n\u00eb krah\u00ebt e nj\u00ebri-tjatrit. Nasipi e Xhemali gjykonin veten pse nuk i mor\u00ebn \u00e7iftet ! Ismet Beqiri habitej pse Babo nuk urdh\u00ebron m\u00ebsymje t\u00eb p\u00ebrgjithshme, kalim t\u00eb divizionit t\u00eb par\u00eb mbi Shkumbin n\u00ebn udh\u00ebheqjen e Petros si komandant dhe Fatmirit si komisar pa ta shihnin k\u00ebta?!<\/p>\n<p>Arben Pellumbi ankohej dola shtepiet pa l\u00ebn\u00eb amanetet. Elisa me krifen si akejt\u00eb kryq\u00ebzuar n\u00eb nj\u00eb metafor\u00eb hermetike, nuk kuptohej n\u00eb p\u00ebrmblidhte t\u00eb shkuar\u00ebn apo i fliste s\u00eb ardhmes teksa tymi q\u00eb rrethonte Babon i dukej si frym\u00eb e shenjt\u00eb. Pader Salianji me kushtetut\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb \u00ebnde predikonte e predikonte sundimin e ligjit e t\u00eb virtytit nd\u00ebrsa deputetet e Lulit me votimin e tyre kund\u00ebr kthyen buz\u00ebqeshjen, e g\u00ebzimin e jet\u00ebs, tek t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. N\u00eb t\u00eb ikur Niko nikoqiri po vraponte drejt makin\u00ebs dhe disa njolla t\u00eb m\u00ebdha e t\u00eb \u00e7uditshme i zbukuronin pantallonat nga pas. Sajmir Korreshi rendi si maratonomak p\u00ebr t\u00eb p\u00ebrhapur kudo epin\u00eb e nj\u00eb dite historike.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NGA AGRON GJEKMARKAJ Kronik\u00eb! Kthimi i Savanaroles, topat dhe krismat. Lajmi po na ndiqte nga pas si qeni i cili do t\u00eb kafshoj\u00eb medoemos. Nj\u00eb num\u00ebr tejet i madh gardist\u00ebsh e kishin gdhir\u00eb n\u00eb sall\u00eb. Rropama e kazan\u00ebve bosh t\u00eb hajes e pijes t\u00eb cilat Genc Gjon\u00e7aj po ngarkonte mbi nj\u00eb kamion\u00e7in\u00eb me tre rrota [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2030,"featured_media":397635,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,3365,3366,364,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-397634","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-analize","9":"category-koment","10":"category-koment-opinion","11":"category-kryesore","12":"category-lajme","13":"category-politike","14":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2030"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397634"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":397637,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397634\/revisions\/397637"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/397635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}