Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prej muajsh ka r\u00ebn\u00eb myshku mureve t\u00eb \u201ckronik\u00ebs\u201d e ndryshku mbi pen\u00ebn e saj! Nj\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr mu faneps k\u00ebsaj nate e cila m\u00eb yshti p\u00ebr t\u00eb filluar l\u00ebrimin e arave aty brenda!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7udi e madhe! Ngado shihja parulla t\u00eb shkruara n\u00eb \u201ctrupin n\u00eb pallat, kok\u00ebn n\u00eb Paskuqan ike ike Pandi o vigan\u201d!
Si nga tavani zbriste nj\u00eb zukam\u00eb \u201ct\u00eb grin\u00eb Mimi t\u00eb grin\u00eb ti re p\u00ebr Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb, t\u00eb pren\u00eb Mimi t\u00eb pren\u00eb t\u00eb shtrin\u00eb p\u00ebr atdheun\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nga dritarja nj\u00eb uturim\u00eb e mbytur sillte kumtin \u201cErmo moj nafake shahit re n\u00eb Laprak\u00eb\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nga dyshemeja e cila \u00e7ahej, v\u00ebrtiteshin sok\u00ebllima \u201cToni o Pastor nuk tund m\u00eb k\u00ebmbor\u00eb\u201d! N\u00eb ekranin e kompjuterit m\u00eb dilte teksti \u201cGjylamet he medet \u00e7\u2019qe p\u00ebr ne ky kiamet ah ku ku gazep gazep\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Djers\u00ebt b\u00ebnin t\u00eb veten, etje e r\u00ebnkim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tao, pasi kishte pushuar s\u00eb r\u00ebni dafit, me nj\u00eb cigare mbi vesh, qylaf Librazhdi mbi kok\u00eb e tak\u00ebme popullore ngjeshur si meit, shikonte Gjeneral Koll\u00e7akun dhe ja priste \u201cngrihu Koll\u00e7ak hidh litar\u00eb\u201d \u2013 ay ja kthente \u201cdale Babo t\u00eb dredh cigare, se s\u2019jam \u00e7anaku me dhall\u00eb, po jam Gjeneral me pall\u00eb\u201d ay!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si p\u00ebrshpirtje vinte nj\u00eb fllad \u201cah Etilde, Etilde e gjor\u00eb pa ty Kuvendi s\u2019ka kuror\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O N\u00ebn\u00eb o N\u00ebn\u00eb nuk kishte burr\u00eb dheu ta b\u00ebnte gjumin terbiet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pas ecajakeve t\u00eb gjata zura p\u00ebrs\u00ebri krevatin dhe dremita! Po qe nat\u00eb e keqe! Shakat\u00eb e pavet\u00ebdijes jan\u00eb t\u00eb pafundme!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u00eb krye t\u00eb korridorit ku kemi zyrat nj\u00eb skort\u00eb nga motrani e shoqeni u duk\u00ebn. Bela me gjergjef, Mamica me petka arb\u00ebreshe, Ogi allafr\u00ebnga dor\u00eb p\u00ebr dore dhe Bora me tabaka mbi t\u00eb cil\u00ebn gjendej nj\u00eb pergamen\u00eb me disa lutje!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Si m\u00eb konfidenciale, Bora tha kemi shkruar nj\u00eb k\u00ebrkes\u00eb kryesore e ndonj\u00eb m\u00eb an\u00ebsore!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E para: tani e tutje Babon ta th\u00ebrrasim Baba Mbret e mos e lodhni, mos e plakni, se boll daramet\u00eb ka p\u00ebr t\u00eb shp\u00ebn\u00eb vatan\u00eb n\u00eb Europ\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E dyta: t\u00eb b\u00ebsh k\u00ebrkes\u00eb publike te ministria e Ogit q\u00eb fjalimet e Petro Ko\u00e7it t\u00eb futen n\u00eb tekste shkollore si kulme oratorie e veneracioni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E treta: Blendi Klosi t\u00eb shpallet veteran i fitoreve socialiste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E kat\u00ebrta: Damos t\u2019i caktohet detyra q\u00eb pat Laert Duro p\u00ebr t\u00eb mbledhur lot\u00ebt e Tez\u00ebs dhe t\u00eb tjer\u00ebve her\u00eb pas here me kushtin q\u00eb t\u00eb qaj\u00eb dhe vet\u00eb sa her\u00eb Babua t\u00eb flas\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E pesta: Ditmir Bushatit t\u2019i hiqet mund\u00ebsia p\u00ebr autokritik\u00eb t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn p\u00ebr 7-8 vjet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E gjashta: Ismet Beqirit t\u2019i b\u00ebhet nj\u00eb bust br\u00ebnda n\u00eb Kuvend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E shtata: Ed Shalsi t\u00eb em\u00ebrohet kryeak\u00e7iu i mazhoranc\u00ebs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
E teta: Tezja dhe Termeja t\u00eb k\u00ebndojn\u00eb, t\u2019ja marrin v\u00ebn\u00e7e her\u00eb pas here gjat\u00eb seancave q\u00eb t\u00eb mbytet monotonia.
E n\u00ebnta: Dilo Nasufi t\u00eb rruaj\u00eb mjekrr\u00ebn n\u00eb shenj\u00eb zie q\u00eb iku Arben Pellumbi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dhe e fundit, e dhjeta: gjat\u00eb ver\u00ebs na mbaj t\u00eb informuar p\u00ebr qeverin\u00eb e re, kush ik\u00ebn e kush vjen dhe \u00e7\u2019do t\u00eb b\u00ebhet me lezetin e hajrin e Tabir Sarait, Kosten e Gramozit, Lindit\u00ebs dhe 35% t\u00eb Mamices?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ashtu p\u00ebr\u00e7art m\u00eb ngjau se thash\u00eb \u201cprishur mos qoft\u00eb\u201d dhe Bora po ngjitej lart n\u00eb qiell si shenjtore n\u00ebn admirimin e Bel\u00ebs dhe Mamices!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Niko Nikoqiri shfaqej prej dylli me tabiate lugati q\u00eb her\u00eb ngurosej e her\u00eb shkrihej! Atentatin e fundit ndaj gjumit q\u00eb ja pat zili atij t\u00eb Makbethit ma b\u00ebri refreni q\u00eb nj\u00eb zot e di nga vinte \u201cmake Jorushi great again\u201d!
U zgjova jerm, dola nj\u00eb sh\u00ebtitje dhe \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb shoh \u2013 Ilir Babaramon q\u00eb as jepte as merrte!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7\u2019ke v\u00eblla? \u2013 e pyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
L\u00ebre, l\u00ebre, po tani \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebj, se kam qen\u00eb kritik me t\u00eb Madhin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I sugjerova: n\u00eb kat\u00ebr-pes\u00eb daljet e para televizive mos thuaj asnj\u00eb fjal\u00eb, rrezoju barkas, vet\u00ebm qaj, qaj, qaj \u2013 se e qara merret p\u00ebr mir\u00eb \u2013 pastaj shih e b\u00ebj me nj\u00eb s\u00ebr\u00eb qaramanll\u00ebqesh\u2026 nuk foli, iku m\u00eb i hutuar nga \u00e7\u2019dukej!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj Prej muajsh ka r\u00ebn\u00eb myshku mureve t\u00eb \u201ckronik\u00ebs\u201d e ndryshku mbi pen\u00ebn e saj! Nj\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr mu faneps k\u00ebsaj nate e cila m\u00eb yshti p\u00ebr t\u00eb filluar l\u00ebrimin e arave aty brenda! \u00c7udi e madhe! Ngado shihja parulla t\u00eb shkruara n\u00eb \u201ctrupin n\u00eb pallat, kok\u00ebn n\u00eb Paskuqan ike ike Pandi o vigan\u201d!Si […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":415298,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,6024,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-415297","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi-en","9":"category-lajme","10":"category-politike","11":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":415299,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415297\/revisions\/415299"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/415298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}