Dita e par\u00eb e shkoll\u00ebs u mbush nga cic\u00ebrimat e deputet\u00ebve t\u00eb rinj! Toni bekoi shkollen e tha nj\u00eb lutje!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pirdeni kishte v\u00ebn\u00eb dy kordele dhe g\u00ebzuesh\u00ebm fluturonte sa andej-k\u00ebtej! Ministri i Brendsh\u00ebm Ervin Hoxha, p\u00ebrpar\u00ebse t\u00eb zez\u00eb me jak\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb, dhe dy feta me gjalp\u00eb e re\u00e7el i l\u00ebpiu si nepsqar pa r\u00ebn\u00eb zilja!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Petrit Malaj kishte mbathur sandale me \u00e7orape t\u00eb bardha, pantallona t\u00eb shkurtra dhe \u00e7ant\u00eb me rripa! Gonxhe luante me nj\u00eb top llastiku, p\u00ebr mur si \u00e7apk\u00ebn dhe her\u00eb pas her\u00eb ndukte ndonj\u00eb kafshat\u00eb nga Hoxha! Ceno Klosi b\u00ebnte kalu\u00e7in e m\u00eb pas kollotumba n\u00eb oborr. U shiste mend te tjer\u00ebve un\u00eb e kam mir\u00eb me rektoren e Akademis\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ogi i ra ziles duke k\u00ebnduar: \u201cTring zilja, tring zilja, zilja ting\u00ebllon!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n U mblodh\u00ebn \u00e7amarrok\u00ebt nj\u00eb nga nj\u00eb e dor\u00eb p\u00ebr dore! Sara dhe neomal\u00ebsorja dol\u00ebn para shok\u00ebve dhe k\u00ebnduan dy-tre k\u00ebng\u00eb p\u00ebr Babon dhe net\u00ebt e bardha q\u00eb g\u00ebzojm\u00eb sot! Zyrnas\u00eb i binte Ismet Beqiri, dajres Antoneta, fizarmonik\u00ebs Majko ndon\u00ebse jo virtuoz si gjithmon\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nj\u00eb keqkuptim rrezikoi t\u00eb prishte gjith\u00eb fest\u00ebn! Nx\u00ebn\u00ebsit pyesnin: \u201cKu \u00ebsht\u00eb Akademike Bora?\u201d Ajo nuk dukej askund! Dikush tha q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb zgjedhur e re si ne, pra rishtare, dhe duhet t\u00eb vij\u00eb si studente p\u00ebr t\u00eb nx\u00ebn\u00eb! Me gjas\u00eb ndonj\u00eb nga ata q\u00eb Bora e kishte munduar shum\u00eb kur mblidhte CV e video p\u00ebr platform\u00ebn e deputetit q\u00eb duam! Por aty pat nj\u00eb rebelim: nuk mund t\u00eb vij\u00eb Bora si gjith\u00eb t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt, dhe u vendos q\u00eb, p\u00ebr t\u2019i ruajtur imazhin, t\u00eb mos paraqitej!<\/p>\n\n\n\n I pari hyri n\u00eb sall\u00ebn e leksionit Akademik Fatmiri! Nuk pip\u00ebtinte as miza! U ndenji r\u00ebnd\u00eb kallkan!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Hapi regjistrin, mori mungesat! U \u00e7ua, ju b\u00ebri nj\u00eb kontroll p\u00ebr past\u00ebrtin\u00eb, n\u00ebse kishin prer\u00eb thonjt\u00eb, lar\u00eb dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt! Nj\u00ebri aty u zg\u00ebrdhi, ja ngjeshi me lap\u00ebr pas koke e shau: \u201cPiskuriq, lamash!\u201d<\/em>, dhe e d\u00ebnoi t\u00eb rrinte 10 minuta me nj\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb, si n\u00eb koh\u00eb t\u00eb Dovletit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ngrin\u00eb t\u00eb gjor\u00ebt, nuk po kuptonin m\u00eb n\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb shkoll\u00eb apo hetuesi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mes ngash\u00ebrimit, nj\u00ebri k\u00ebrkoi profesor Ulsiun se m\u00eb t\u00eb dashur e lozonjar! Po atij i k\u00ebputi nja dy shqelma n\u00eb t\u00eb pasme e: \u201cSikter, e jasht\u00eb do at\u00eb malokun e m\u2026.kjo qeveri ka dal\u00eb nga dyfeku i zones s\u00eb par\u00eb operative\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mbaroi ai tmerr! Radha i erdhi Akademik Niko Nikoqirit! Ai kishte pak emocione dhe ishte skuqur disi n\u00eb moll\u00ebza!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Psher\u00ebtiu leht\u00eb e filloi t\u00eb flas\u00eb: \u201cPo \u00e7a t\u2019ju them un\u00eb ju more evlat\u00ebr, k\u00ebtu n\u00eb parti njeriu p\u00ebr njeriun \u00ebsht\u00eb ujk, solidariteti fasad\u00eb, servilizmi mjet, g\u00ebnjeshtra profesion\u2026\u201d F\u00ebmij\u00ebt zgurdullonin syt\u00eb\u2026 Ai e kuptoi, ju tha gjuha, piu pak uj\u00eb\u2026 \u201cPo b\u00ebja shaka\u201d, foli me z\u00eb t\u00eb qasht\u00ebr\u2026 \u201cJa, m\u00eb shikoni mua\u2026 eh \u00e7far\u00eb isha un\u00eb para se t\u00eb njihja Babon, nj\u00eb gdhe isha, nj\u00eb dru, shisja kompjuter\u00eb t\u00eb vjet\u00ebr, mblidhja pla\u00e7ka t\u00eb p\u00ebrdorura, i mbaja vet\u00eb mbi kurriz sa qelbesha djerse se helbete nuk laheshim \u00e7do dit\u00eb\u2026 Tani ndoqa Babon, u b\u00ebra i s\u00ebres, m\u00eb bie telefoni, b\u00ebj hat\u00ebre, her\u00eb minist\u00ebr her\u00eb jo, por bereqavers, kur nuk rrjedh pikon! S\u2019kam \u00e7\u2019ju them m\u00eb shum\u00eb, ndiqni shembullin tim, mos b\u00ebni kurr\u00eb si Ditmari (kushedi sa inat na e ka ne profesor\u00ebve tani , i lexohej mendimi), shok\u00eb e miq n\u00eb parti s\u2019ka, sh\u00ebnoni k\u00ebt\u00eb \u2013 mirupafshim kolopu\u00e7\u00ebr!\u201d, dhe doli!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Qerratenjt\u00eb prisnin me kureshtje kush do t\u00eb hynte n\u00eb klas\u00eb: M\u00ebsues Damiani, m\u00ebsuese Mamica, profesor Blendi Klosi, Akademik Tao, por befas u shfaq Bra\u00e7ja!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cPo p\u00ebr b\u00ebmat e Sk\u00ebnderbeut kush do flas\u00eb meqen\u00ebse Mamica nuk qenka?\u201d, pyeti nj\u00eb e Durr\u00ebsit n\u00ebn z\u00eb!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c\u00cbsht\u00eb e z\u00ebn\u00eb\u201d, i psher\u00ebtiu shoqja tek veshi, \u201cpo b\u00ebn paqen mes Iranit dhe Izraelit, ka shkuar n\u00eb ngushtic\u00ebn e Hormuzit! Atje po v\u00eb ca skela ai zdapi Genc Gjon\u00e7aj, q\u00eb t\u00eb mbahet fjalimi i paqes! Kostaqi i ka marr\u00eb bes\u00ebn Ajatollahut e Netanyahut mos t\u00eb l\u00ebshojn\u00eb bumje gjat\u00eb llafit !<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bra\u00e7ja krijoi menj\u00ebher\u00eb atmosfer\u00eb: \u201cHe mi, doni ca fara?\u201d, u tha, dhe fap nga xhepi nxori ca grushte dhe i shp\u00ebrndau!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ai e filloi me nj\u00eb pyetje: \u201cKush \u00ebsht\u00eb libri m\u00eb i r\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm n\u00eb bot\u00eb?\u201d Ra nj\u00eb heshtje varri! Nuk pip\u00ebtinte asnj\u00ebri!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Erjoni, p\u00ebr t\u2019i ndihmuar, filloi t\u00eb thoshte: \u201cKu-ku-ku-?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nga fundi, nj\u00ebri tha: \u201cKurani, m\u00ebsues!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bra\u00e7ja u zhg\u00ebnjye: \u201cMir\u00eb, mir\u00eb\u201d, ia ktheu, \u201ci r\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm \u00ebsht\u00eb, po ka nj\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb vlert\u00eb!\u201d, e filloi: \u201cKu-ku-ku-?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nj\u00eb i Elbasanit ja priti: \u201cKurumi, m\u00ebsues!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bra\u00e7ja nuk duroi, po e kapi nga favoritet dhe f\u00ebt p\u00ebrjashta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vazhdoi edhe nj\u00eb her\u00eb me shpresa t\u00eb prera: \u201cKu-ku-ku?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cMe leje\u201d, tha Termeja! \u201cShoku m\u00ebsues, libri m\u00eb i r\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm n\u00eb faqe t\u00eb dheut \u00ebsht\u00eb Kurbani, i shkruar n\u00eb koh\u00eb t\u00eb zymta nga Babo komandanti! E kam lexuar me rekomandim t\u00eb Tezes\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cBravo!\u201d, i tha Eri, \u201cti do t\u00eb b\u00ebsh prokopi!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n T\u00eb gjith\u00ebve u porositi nx\u00ebn\u00ebsve t\u00eb ndjekin shembullin e Termetit; her\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr t\u00eb m\u00ebsojn\u00eb k\u00ebto pasazhe p\u00ebrmend\u00ebsh dhe t\u00eb shfletojn\u00eb faqet e caktuara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nj\u00eb deputet fundor qante me z\u00eb t\u00eb mbytur! Eri iu afrua dhe e pyeti: \u201c\u00c7\u2019ke?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ai i tha p\u00ebrvajsh\u00ebm: \u201cUn\u00eb doja m\u00ebsuese Tilden\u2026 m\u00ebsuese Tilden\u2026!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAjo nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb sot, xhan, se po p\u00ebrgatit leksionin Si t\u00eb shtojm\u00eb besimin ndaj Babos n\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebshtira!\u201d! Klotilda n\u00eb biblioteke duke mbledhur literature!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mimi di Puccini kur e kishte marr\u00eb vesh kishte shprehur habi p\u00ebr rebusin \u2013 Babo si ve m\u00eb deputet por u jep besim t\u00eb madh t\u00eb m\u00ebsojn\u00eb ata q\u00eb u zun\u00eb vendin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dita e par\u00eb e shkoll\u00ebs u mbush nga cic\u00ebrimat e deputet\u00ebve t\u00eb rinj! Toni bekoi shkollen e tha nj\u00eb lutje! Pirdeni kishte v\u00ebn\u00eb dy kordele dhe g\u00ebzuesh\u00ebm fluturonte sa andej-k\u00ebtej! Ministri i Brendsh\u00ebm Ervin Hoxha, p\u00ebrpar\u00ebse t\u00eb zez\u00eb me jak\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb, dhe dy feta me gjalp\u00eb e re\u00e7el i l\u00ebpiu si nepsqar pa r\u00ebn\u00eb […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":415570,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,6024,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-415569","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi-en","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":415571,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415569\/revisions\/415571"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/415570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}