Dje \u201cAkademia\u201d hapi p\u00ebrs\u00ebri dyert p\u00ebr kalamajt\u00eb e \u201cRilindjes\u201d! Ata kishin marr\u00eb vesh q\u00eb zysh Etilda do jepte leksionin e par\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shejtan\u00ebt, gjith\u00eb qejf, futen librat n\u00eb \u00e7ant\u00eb dhe ishin nisur drejt rrug\u00ebve t\u00eb dijes plot hare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kultura mbetet interesi i tyre madhor. Vengu kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb flok\u00ebt me xhel, k\u00ebmish\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb me papion, pantallona tre\u00e7erek me kuadrate, \u00e7orape t\u00eb gjata dhe p\u00ebr dore e t\u00ebrhiqte motra e madhe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7ant\u00ebn prej lustrafini e kishte me dy katrama!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me nj\u00eb aur\u00eb melankolike e pik\u00ebllim t\u00eb \u00ebmb\u00ebl, zysha hyri n\u00eb klas\u00eb, nga pas e ndiqte heshtja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vin Hoxha e Gonxhja po ziheshin k\u00eb do populli m\u00eb shum\u00eb, cili m\u00eb tep\u00ebr mori vota dhe i hoq\u00ebn ca p\u00ebll\u00ebmba nj\u00ebri-tjetrit, q\u00eb aman fal\u00eb i qoft\u00eb Zotit! N\u00eb gjenez\u00eb t\u00eb sherrit kishte qen\u00eb kush do t\u00eb kandidoj\u00eb p\u00ebr Tiran\u00ebn!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blendi i grisi p\u00ebrpar\u00ebsen dhe i nguli bishtagypin n\u00eb vend t\u00eb keq!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plasi vaji, ul\u00ebrima e shamata! Zysh Etilda u afrua ngadal\u00eb dhe e p\u00ebrk\u00ebdheli disi Hoxh\u00ebn n\u00eb flok\u00ebt si xunkth e i tha:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 N\u00eb politik\u00eb lot\u00ebt nuk derdhen, kap\u00ebrdihen, mbahen p\u00ebrbrenda. Pastaj njeriu nuk duhet t\u00eb zihet p\u00ebr at\u00eb q\u00eb nuk e ka n\u00eb dor\u00eb vet\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dhe ju nd\u00ebrroi vendet:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ju se llogarisni fare Bel\u00ebn n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb ekuacion!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A m\u00eb shihni mua si e kam v\u00ebn\u00eb shpirtin n\u00eb paqe dhe pres q\u00eb Babo n\u00eb zem\u00ebr dor\u00ebn t\u00eb vej\u00eb dhe t\u00eb m\u00eb caktoj\u00eb n\u00eb vendin e Taos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vinin trazova\u00e7in e uli me Zerqinen\u00eb dhe Blendin me Sar\u00ebn!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Po pse, ku do shkoj\u00eb Tao? \u2014 pyeti nj\u00eb rishtar, \u2014 p\u00ebrs\u00ebri minist\u00ebr i Brendsh\u00ebm?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Jo, jo \u2014 tha zysha, \u2014 aty po mpreh dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt Ulsushi si njeri q\u00eb nuk ia thyen zemr\u00ebn Babos, si qengj q\u00eb pi dy a tre n\u00ebna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nejse, sapo thashethemet u mbyll\u00ebn, m\u00ebsuese Etilda pyeti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Kush di shkrim e k\u00ebndim t\u00eb ngrej\u00eb dor\u00ebn!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gjysma e grupit uli kok\u00ebn. Nj\u00ebri tha:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Po t\u00eb dinim, nuk vinim n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb, erdh\u00ebm k\u00ebtu p\u00ebr t\u00eb nx\u00ebn\u00eb! Ndryshe nuk b\u00ebheshim deputet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zysha u mendua pak e tha:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Mos u m\u00ebrzisni, analfabet\u00ebt ne i duam shum\u00eb p\u00ebr \u00e7ilt\u00ebrsin\u00eb e mendimit dhe shpirtin e bardh\u00eb. Ju jeni si tok\u00eb djerr\u00eb ku Babo e l\u00ebron, pastaj mbjell far\u00ebn q\u00eb do vet\u00eb dhe ju b\u00ebheni qep\u00eb, patate, grosh\u00eb, hudhra e specat e Partis\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Po intelektual t\u00eb hurit dhe t\u00eb litarit ka n\u00eb mesin tuaj? T\u00eb ngrihen n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nja 6-7 veta u \u00e7uan si me turp!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Etilda i k\u00ebshilloi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Gjat\u00eb k\u00ebsaj kohe, sa t\u00eb mbyllen k\u00ebto raportet e OSBE-ODHIR, mos u impenjoni shum\u00eb kulturalisht, mos shkruani veprat q\u00eb dini t\u00eb b\u00ebni m\u00eb mir\u00eb, pushoni pak se vap\u00eb hesapi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u00eb fund ajo nxori nga nj\u00eb \u00e7okollat\u00eb \u201cLindor\u201d q\u00eb t\u00eb \u00ebmb\u00eblsohen!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u00eb gjith\u00eb nj\u00ebz\u00ebri than\u00eb:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Sa e dashur Zysh Etilda, se ca t\u00eb tjer\u00eb na kall\u00ebn dat\u00ebn, pale kur t\u00eb vij\u00eb akademik Shalsi si do shkoj\u00eb! Nopran dhe elokuent i madh ai!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ca si mornica u kaluan n\u00ebp\u00ebr trup, po hyrja e Tonit, si i zbritur nga qielli, shtoi sigurin\u00eb e d\u00ebboi ankthin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai e filloi me nj\u00eb monolog:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Rrug\u00ebt e Zotit jan\u00eb t\u00eb pafundme! Besimi \u00ebsht\u00eb mister dhe irracional.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Disave u dukej si gjuh\u00eb e huaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ja un\u00eb jam m\u00eb i g\u00ebzuar tani si profesor se p\u00ebrpara kur isha nj\u00eb cop\u00eb deputet! Duhet ta zhvishni veten nga r\u00ebnd\u00ebsia dhe individualiteti, nuk duhet t\u00eb mendoni, duhet vet\u00ebm t\u00eb zbatoni ato q\u00eb thot\u00eb Babo, duhet t\u00eb ushtroheni n\u00eb bindje e adhurim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nj\u00eb aguridhe naiv e pyeti:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 \u00c7\u2019do t\u00eb b\u00ebhet me ty tani?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Profesor Toni u p\u00ebrgjigj pa m\u00ebdyshje:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 \u00c7\u2019m\u00eb duhet mua se \u00e7\u2019b\u00ebhet me mua, at\u00eb e di Babua! Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb thelbi i funksionimit t\u00eb Parlamentit, p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb kumt jam k\u00ebtu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Qafiret e vegj\u00ebl her\u00eb ftilloheshin, her\u00eb jo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Po Mamica? \u2014 pyeti nj\u00eb kolopu\u00e7e nga mesi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Ajo do vij\u00eb vet\u00eb t\u2019ju shpjegoj\u00eb misteret e Babos, por kapi kryemetafor\u00ebn me Sk\u00ebnderbeun dhe s\u2019ke \u00e7\u2019a t\u2019i thuash!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Delirjen dhe p\u00ebrsosm\u00ebrin\u00eb koha e m\u00ebsimit e kapi kur Akademike Klodi hyri n\u00eb sall\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Qyqja mi, qyqja mi \u2014 tha \u2014 \u00e7a ju kan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb k\u00ebshtu, ju kan\u00eb rrokanisur kok\u00ebn me gjepura! Mua m\u00eb th\u00ebrrisni Nana Klodi! \u2014 u tha plot dashamir\u00ebsi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trokiti dera dhe pas u shfaq\u00ebn ca kamarier\u00eb me tava t\u00eb mbuluara me degerm, t\u00eb cilat u vendos\u00ebn n\u00eb mes t\u00eb katedr\u00ebs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aty kishte petulla, byrek\u00eb, trigona!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Hani, hani \u2014 u tha ajo \u2014 se jeni hequr e tretur, ju mor\u00ebn shpirtin me k\u00ebto dreq leksionesh, me k\u00ebt\u00eb lodhje! Se kapni shtatorin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dhe f\u00ebt, u mbush\u00ebn pjatat!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vin Hoxha me Gonxhen dhe aty b\u00ebn\u00eb gar\u00eb, nuk u dukej m\u00eb koka pas piramid\u00ebs me petulla q\u00eb kishin n\u00eb pjat\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014 Hallall, hallall pionier\u00ebt e Babos! \u2014 thoshte Nana Klodi e g\u00ebzuar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aman i porositi boni kujdes mos t\u00eb marr\u00eb vesh \u00e7a thuhet k\u00ebtu, ai tipi q\u00eb shkruan nj\u00eb palo kronik\u00eb, nj\u00eb bi\u00e7im shkrim kur ne flisnim p\u00ebr bim\u00ebt e kafsh\u00ebt ai na kujton Ismail Kadaren\u00eb n\u00eb Kuvend! U d\u00ebgjua nj\u00eb psher\u00ebtim\u00eb ngjit\u00eb me murin , ky Kadare mos kishte ca plantacione hashashi nga Gjirokastra ngjit\u00eb me t\u00eb miat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dje \u201cAkademia\u201d hapi p\u00ebrs\u00ebri dyert p\u00ebr kalamajt\u00eb e \u201cRilindjes\u201d! Ata kishin marr\u00eb vesh q\u00eb zysh Etilda do jepte leksionin e par\u00eb! Shejtan\u00ebt, gjith\u00eb qejf, futen librat n\u00eb \u00e7ant\u00eb dhe ishin nisur drejt rrug\u00ebve t\u00eb dijes plot hare! Kultura mbetet interesi i tyre madhor. Vengu kishte b\u00ebr\u00eb flok\u00ebt me xhel, k\u00ebmish\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb me papion, pantallona […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":415688,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,6024,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-415687","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi-en","9":"category-lajme","10":"category-politike","11":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415687"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":415689,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415687\/revisions\/415689"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/415688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}