Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kronika b\u00ebn prova p\u00ebr personazhe t\u00eb reja!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kronika ka r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb d\u00ebshp\u00ebrim!! Ajo bash p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb arsye k\u00ebrkon dhembshuri e mir\u00ebkuptim p\u00ebr aq g\u00ebzime sa ju ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tek rast\u00ebsisht gjeta Arben Pellumbin n\u00eb nj\u00eb qoshe t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs, duke rrufitur menduesh\u00ebm nj\u00eb kafe, nj\u00eb s\u00ebr\u00eb mendimesh m\u00eb sulmuan!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u00eb kishte lezet shpirti tek e shihje dikur n\u00eb sall\u00ebn e Kuvendit, sesi i lagej mjekra nga t\u00eb qar\u00ebt krenar pa z\u00eb p\u00ebr sukseset e qeveris\u00eb, apo kur i thyenim zemr\u00ebn Babos nga dhimbja t\u00eb detyronte t\u00eb bije n\u00eb admirim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lot t\u00eb vuajtur, t\u00eb fis\u00ebm, t\u00eb ndjer\u00eb, t\u00eb p\u00ebrjetuar!!!
Me k\u00eb ta z\u00ebvend\u00ebsoj tani, askush nuk qan si ai! Me Zeqinen\u00eb?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Edhe pse ajo po b\u00ebn hapa t\u00eb ndrojtur n\u00eb drejtim t\u00eb Kronik\u00ebs, me pasthirrmat, qeshjet plot kukurim\u00eb e fjal\u00ebt \u201ckukurec\u201d, habin\u00eb, shikimet e g\u00ebzuara e t\u00eb gjata mbi opozit\u00ebn, d\u00ebshir\u00ebn p\u00ebr t\u00eb fituar statusin e personazhit ende kam shum\u00eb dilema!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Iku Laert Duro, ai profesionist xhymert i cili n\u00eb kat\u00ebr vjet i mblidhte lot\u00ebt dhe djers\u00ebt si askush tjet\u00ebr, n\u00eb damixhan\u00eb, shishe, e pagure! Me nj\u00eb shikim i ndante n\u00eb ishin t\u00eb sinqerta, n\u00eb ishin g\u00ebzimi, frike, hidh\u00ebrimi a ambicieje!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u00eb tre kavanoza, si shenj\u00eb sqime p\u00ebr vuajtjen, ruante djers\u00eb nga sqetullat e Ismet Beqirit, Bujarit t\u00eb Lushnjes, Baftos e Dilos, n\u00eb dit\u00ebn kur u detyruan t\u00eb shkruanin CV-t\u00eb p\u00ebr platform\u00ebn e Bor\u00ebs dhe ajo zem\u00ebrgurja, si ajo, nuk i merrte n\u00eb dor\u00ebzim!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Madje n\u00eb nj\u00eb lotore t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb, me nga nj\u00eb kordele n\u00eb dorez\u00eb, ato t\u00eb Pandi Majkos e Mimi di Puccinit, kur u ndan\u00eb t\u00eb malluar me motrani e shoqen si xhevahir kujdesonte!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ja la me inventar Damos gjith\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb pasuri, po ai po tregohet i pav\u00ebmendsh\u00ebm, n\u00eb mos qoft\u00eb sabotim p\u00ebr kontributin e madh intelektual prej shtetar\u00ebsh q\u00eb po japin Tao, Toni dhe Niko p\u00ebr mbar\u00ebvajtjen e parlamentarizmit, t\u00eb cilin duan ta mbledhim nj\u00eb her\u00eb n\u00eb gjasht\u00eb muaj, me mot t\u00eb mir\u00eb, se helbete jan\u00eb lodhur!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pritej t\u00eb arkivonte edhe fjalimet e tyre si sh\u00ebrbim p\u00ebr brezat; jo vet\u00ebm q\u00eb s\u2019e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb, por ka l\u00ebn\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb bien glaca mbi broken e cila mban lot\u00ebt e Tez\u00ebs kur u b\u00eb ministre p\u00ebr t\u00eb 15-\u00ebn her\u00eb! Tezja tek mezja!
Duhet shkarkuar, po me k\u00eb ta z\u00ebvend\u00ebsosh Damo qafirin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u00eb shkon mendja tek T\u00ebrmeti i uruari, po ende ai nuk po shfaq talente t\u00eb mir\u00ebfillta dhe s\u2019e di n\u00ebse e meriton gjith\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb respekt ashtu badihava, t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn t\u2019ia marr\u00eb nj\u00eb ven\u00e7eje me Tezen aty tek banaku!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Askush nuk tregon nga \u00ebsht\u00eb e nga vjen p\u00ebr nj\u00eb q\u00eb rri ngjitur me Ogin. E pyeta dhe at\u00eb, po \u00ebsht\u00eb sekret tha! Se\u00e7 ka nj\u00eb zymt\u00ebsi t\u00eb admirueshme si Oliver Hardi kur i marrin petullat nga pjata!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me k\u00eb ta z\u00ebvend\u00ebsosh Blendi Klosin q\u00eb sillet si ish-personazh, si i dor\u00ebhequr, i pakonsideruar, i vuvosur, le ta themi si humbameno, sa nj\u00eb dit\u00eb nj\u00eb deputete e re e pyeti: \u201cMos jeni zoti Musa Ulqini ju?\u201d \u2013 Jo jam Petro Ko\u00e7i ja ktheu gjithe vrer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me Pirrush Dengun q\u00eb desh na e mor\u00ebn ushtar n\u00eb Eladha, u ngrit t\u00eb enjten si levend, hypi mbi karrige q\u00eb t\u2019i shihej koka, e na mbajti nj\u00eb fjalim t\u00eb zjarrt\u00eb patriotizmi p\u00ebr Kosov\u00ebn, sa dikush n\u00eb munges\u00eb t\u00eb bombulave p\u00ebr t\u00eb fikur prushi q\u00eb po ndizte nga ajo pleudari, gati t\u00eb l\u00ebshonte ujin e holl\u00eb qe!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ah, Dash Sula, Dash Sula si na le jetim\u00eb! Kush na m\u00ebson si t\u00eb vishemi e mbathemi, kush na jep modelin p\u00ebr thilet n\u00eb xhaket\u00eb dhe rripin t\u00eb kombinuar me \u00e7orapet? Katran paske qen\u00eb, ve\u00e7 p\u00ebr veten mendove!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sajme Korreshi me triko leshi me rombe na erdhi n\u00eb mexhlis!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Po Etilden q\u00eb Babo xhahili e la jasht\u00eb Parlamentit, me at\u00eb pik\u00ebllim nazik si vjeshta n\u00eb trazim, me Sar\u00ebn nuk e mbush dot se kjo dreqe \u00ebsht\u00eb sa e b\u00ebshme po aq e lumtur!!!??!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u00eb vend t\u00eb saj jan\u00eb ulur ca ftujak\u00eb!! M\u00eb vjen t\u2019u punoj qindin firaun\u00ebve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tek maisja darametet e mia, nj\u00eb britm\u00eb \u00e7au ajrin: \u201ci paburr\u00eb, i paft\u00eb, kloun\u201d!! Brofa! Ktheva kok\u00ebn, \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb shihja: Gaz Bardhi gjuante mbi Nikon e gjor\u00eb, edhe pse \u00e7orb\u00ebn e kishte gatuar Tao, por qerratai kishte hedhur gurin e fshehur dor\u00ebn!!!
Nikoqiri i tromaksur, disi i shushatur, ia kthente: \u201cT\u00eb vij\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00eb a tu mbyllt\u00eb, rixha t\u00eb kam, dil jasht\u00eb, a tu b\u00ebfsha dil jasht\u00eb\u2014 po nuk tundej ky i paudhi!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tani, p\u00ebr t\u2019i kthyer nderin n\u00eb vend p\u00ebr ato tre fjal\u00eb, nga dhjet\u00eb dit\u00eb d\u00ebnim p\u00ebr secil\u00ebn \u2013 fiks 30 \u2013 t\u00eb mira, tani ja ngjesh Ulsia nes\u00ebr, i cili shquhet p\u00ebr pavar\u00ebsin\u00eb e mendimit! I japin urdher ata , as pyet fare ai e hedh n\u00eb kosh !!!
Na iku Klodi Pushka, na erdhi Ulsi Bushka!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nuk qe aty as Jorushi i Tabakeve, zemra e se ciles \u00ebsht\u00eb sa nj\u00eb pllaj\u00eb q\u00eb si N\u00ebn\u00eb Tereza do t\u00eb thoshte p\u00ebr Nikon atje lart e n\u00eb goj\u00eb t\u00eb ujkut: \u201cVarf\u00ebria m\u00eb e tmerrshme \u00ebsht\u00eb vetmia dhe ndjenja e t\u00eb qenit pa dashuri.\u201d
Madje as Kryezevendes Lideri q\u00eb i b\u00ebn terbiet me dy sokellima! Enno Bozdo kruante koken nga nj\u00eb merzi ekzistenciale!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bledion Nallbati nxirrte shk\u00ebndija e xixa nga syt\u00eb! M\u00eb drejtohej mua me nj\u00eb besim t\u00eb tepruar tek \u201cKronika\u201d\u2026 por edhe me pez\u00ebm e hak\u00ebrrim\u00eb\u2026
\u201cKthena Mamicen more, t\u00eb pla\u00e7in syt\u00eb, b\u00ebj rixhara, lutu, kelthit se ty t\u00eb ec\u00ebn fjala, se isht\u00eb m\u00eb burr\u00eb se Tao e Niko bashk\u00eb, se do b\u00ebj hatan\u00eb, do b\u00ebj\u2026\u201d
\u201cMamica nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb burr\u00eb, p\u00ebrkundrazi, ajo pas Trampit po shkon n\u00eb Galile t\u00eb qortoje at\u00eb piskuriqerit e Hamasit \u2013 fillova t\u00eb mermeris \u2013
por m\u00eb vikati: \u201cL\u00ebri more denglat, po t\u00eb them! Se ta ngjesha nj\u00eb dack\u00eb, por b\u00ebna derman se kan\u00eb ardhur dit\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebqija p\u00ebr syrin e dor\u00ebn qe duhet ta v\u00ebm\u00eb n\u00eb pun\u00eb me keta jeziter\u201d!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bela nuk qe, ca pika shiu ran\u00eb mbi qelq e befas se\u00e7 ndjeva mall!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj Kronika b\u00ebn prova p\u00ebr personazhe t\u00eb reja!!! Kronika ka r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb d\u00ebshp\u00ebrim!! Ajo bash p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb arsye k\u00ebrkon dhembshuri e mir\u00ebkuptim p\u00ebr aq g\u00ebzime sa ju ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb! Tek rast\u00ebsisht gjeta Arben Pellumbin n\u00eb nj\u00eb qoshe t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs, duke rrufitur menduesh\u00ebm nj\u00eb kafe, nj\u00eb s\u00ebr\u00eb mendimesh m\u00eb sulmuan!! T\u00eb kishte lezet shpirti […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,364,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-425424","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-aktualitet","7":"category-koment-opinion","8":"category-lajme","9":"category-politike","10":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=425424"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":425425,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425424\/revisions\/425425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=425424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=425424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=425424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}