{"id":425675,"date":"2025-11-07T13:23:07","date_gmt":"2025-11-07T12:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=425675"},"modified":"2025-11-07T13:23:09","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T12:23:09","slug":"klevisi-me-arme-xheferri-me-fisheke-e-himci-me-mitraloz-satira-e-gjekmarkajt-per-seancen-e-kuvendit-beteja-me-tre-buajt-e-parlamentarizmit-niko-tao-e-toni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/klevisi-me-arme-xheferri-me-fisheke-e-himci-me-mitraloz-satira-e-gjekmarkajt-per-seancen-e-kuvendit-beteja-me-tre-buajt-e-parlamentarizmit-niko-tao-e-toni\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cKlevisi me arm\u00eb, Xheferri me fishek\u00eb e Him\u00e7i me mitraloz\u201d\/ Satira e Gjekmarkajt p\u00ebr seanc\u00ebn e Kuvendit: Beteja me tre buajt e parlamentarizmit Niko, Tao e Toni"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Demokrati Agron Gjekmarkaj ka rr\u00ebfyer me satir\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb seanc\u00ebn plenare t\u00eb dit\u00ebs s\u00eb djeshme, e cila u shoq\u00ebrua me p\u00ebrplasje mes opozit\u00ebs dhe maxhoranc\u00ebs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb ndalur fillimisht tek Klevis Balliu, i cili pati sida p\u00ebrplasje gjat\u00eb seanc\u00ebs, por jo vet\u00ebm. Gjekmarkaj nuk ka l\u00ebn\u00eb pa p\u00ebrmendur as demokrat\u00ebt e tjer\u00eb, teksa n\u00eb fokus kishte kreun e Kuvendit, Niko Peleshi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cKlevis Balliu dje kishte zhveshur rrobat e rob\u00ebris\u00eb dhe fort gjuante me arm\u00ebt e trim\u00ebris\u00eb bam e bum gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn mbi mazhoranc\u00ebn, saq\u00eb u duk se p\u00ebr nj\u00eb moment i mbylli t\u00eb gjith\u00eb n\u00eb tunelin e Llogaras\u00eb! Besarti i mbante ark\u00ebn me fishek\u00eb, Bled Him\u00e7i mitrollozin.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Goja ju b\u00eb shkrumb, lypi uj\u00eb \u2013 fat q\u00eb Ina Zhupa si Bubulina u gjend aty me nj\u00eb bucel\u00eb, ku buz\u00ebt e thara u njom\u00ebn.<\/em><br><em>Nj\u00eb nga tre \u201cbuajt\u201d e parlamentarizmit, Niko nd\u00ebshkuesi i madh, e qorto-vi tri her\u00eb pastaj e debo-vi nga salla, por burr\u00eb i brisht\u00eb si\u00e7 \u00ebsht\u00eb, nga dhimbja edhe vet\u00eb qa-vi. Mu r\u00ebnd vetja, mu trokar xhani i konfidoi shpirt dh\u00ebmshur\u00ebs Teze!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Jorushi i Tabakeve, ose Urushi si\u00e7 zonja e dashur Jozefin\u00eb e th\u00ebrret me p\u00ebrk\u00ebdheli, nga nj\u00ebri sy nxirrte lot p\u00ebr munges\u00ebn e Gaz Bardhit, syrgjyn prej tre jav\u00ebsh, dhe nga tjetri i dilnin shk\u00ebndija me t\u00eb cilat u ndez zjarri i betej\u00ebs, sa Elda Hotit ngjitmas ju p\u00ebrzhit\u00ebn qerpik\u00ebt. Nga ai epiz\u00ebm u ngita edhe vet\u00eb nga shtrati i l\u00ebngat\u00ebs, etheve e temperatur\u00ebs, e n\u00eb sall\u00eb buz\u00eb darke brofa p\u00ebr t\u00eb admiruar q\u00ebndres\u00ebn e saj. Belind Kelli\u00e7i me mjeshtrin Tom Alizoti mbanin frontin nga hilet e duahmanit aq sa Nikoqiri nga sikleti e thirri zoti Balluku!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Zeqineja ishte shtruar n\u00eb nj\u00eb bised\u00eb t\u00eb karakterit erudit me Damo Gjiknurin si t\u00eb barabart\u00eb! \u201cP\u00ebr ty kam respekt \u2013 i thoshte \u2013 se je me shkoll\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb, nd\u00ebrsa ai Ditmar noprani nuk m\u00eb ka p\u00eblqyer kurr\u00eb, guxon i jep mend edhe Babos, ne t\u00eb dy jemi intelektual\u00eb, kemi shije t\u00eb p\u00ebrbashk\u00ebta p\u00ebr let\u00ebrsin\u00eb dhe filozofin\u00eb politike. M\u00eb ngaz\u00eblleve shum\u00eb kur citove Taon dhe taoizmin. A mos do t\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebndoj nj\u00eb k\u00ebng\u00eb nga t\u00eb zon\u00ebs s\u00eb Fierit p\u00ebr respekt?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Damo u shkryth \u2013 \u201cT\u00eb lutem, jo\u201d \u2013 kur ajo e kuptoi q\u00eb ky e mori si k\u00ebrc\u00ebnim, her\u00eb pas here i thoshte \u201ck\u00ebndova \u00eb\u00eb te piu e zeza\u201d\u2013 dhe ai mblidhej grusht, e i thoshte tmerrit eja . Sara i shihte me xhelozi. Termeja nuk mbetej pas.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Ul\u00ebsia \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb hokatar i madh. Shfaqet mes grave dhe menj\u00ebher\u00eb d\u00ebgjohen hukama e kukurima hareje si krisma maliherri. Pastaj, si shofer taksie, \u00e7on e percjell njer\u00ebz sa aty-k\u00ebtu.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Klosi, fal\u00eb detyrimeve t\u00eb prapambetura, pothuaj e kishte gdhir\u00eb firauni , rrinte me or\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00ebra si i p\u00ebrhumbur dhe pa d\u00ebshira! Dilo Nasufi e kqyrte me dhimbsuri e i thoshte nj\u00eb t\u00eb panjohuri bu\u00e7ko ulur n\u00eb krah: \u201cI duhet par\u00eb kripa se po i merr mendja teposht\u00eb.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Kiduina pyeste Taon: \u201cPse ky xhaxhi i thinjur q\u00eb shkruan gjasme ca qyfyre t\u00eb pakuptueshme, si gjepura, ka th\u00ebn\u00eb se un\u00eb dashkam t\u2019i z\u00eb vendin Etild\u00ebs?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Tao, simbol i urt\u00ebsis\u00eb dhe baba i eksperienc\u00ebs, njeri q\u00eb ka par\u00eb bot\u00eb me sy e hequr shum\u00eb, mori frym\u00eb thell\u00eb dhe pasi l\u00ebshoi nj\u00eb ehhhh t\u00eb zgjatur\u2026 i tha: \u201cVendet nuk jan\u00eb tonat, ato jan\u00eb t\u00eb Babos dhe un\u00eb si bi\u00e7im qehajaji i tij jam k\u00ebtu. Ai pastaj b\u00ebn sadakat\u00eb sipas nevoj\u00ebs\u2026 Etilda rron n\u00eb zemrat tona, tani \u00ebsht\u00eb pran\u00eb atij. Ajo nj\u00eb dit\u00eb mund t\u00eb rikthehet. Ti mos bjer pre e tentacioneve e vaniteteve, se ai \u00ebsht\u00eb i posht\u00ebr, reaksionar.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Enno Bozdo l\u00ebshonte gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn pasthirrma tragjike dhe k\u00ebng\u00eb lufte, m\u00ebrm\u00ebriste n\u00ebn z\u00eb: tamburxhi, tamburxhi. Ivi Kaso, tek e d\u00ebgjonte, mrrylej e r\u00ebnkonte: qameti, qameti, se pash\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Strazimiri m\u00eb rri r\u00ebnd\u00eb me gjith\u00eb p\u00ebrpjekjet e mia p\u00ebr t\u2019u dukur i dashur. Nuk ishte shumic\u00ebn e koh\u00ebs as Kryez\u00ebvend\u00ebs Lideri Flamur q\u00eb m\u00eb ka marr\u00eb n\u00ebn mbrojtje. Duket sikur nga \u00e7asti n\u00eb \u00e7ast do t\u00eb m\u00eb fus\u00eb nj\u00eb dack\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb shkuar\u00ebn time trockiste. Edhe Albana me Teto Adrian\u00ebn tashm\u00eb m\u00eb kan\u00eb xhan, ai jo q\u00eb jo, i uruari.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cBualli\u201d tjet\u00ebr, Toni, puritan i lindur, dje mbajti barr\u00eb t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00eb! L\u00ebronte arat e parlamentarizmit por m\u00eb shum\u00eb ngjante me Jud\u00ebn q\u00eb Krishtin shiti p\u00ebr 30 aspra, ku litari i t\u00eb cilit i kishte mbetur rreth qaf\u00ebs dhe nga shtr\u00ebngimi i tij n\u00eb qaf\u00eb l\u00ebshon rreke fjal\u00ebsh pa kuptim.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Ndoshta at\u00ebher\u00eb kur askush nuk e mendonte, nj\u00eb idil mbres\u00ebl\u00ebn\u00ebs po konsumohej mes Bledion Nallbatit dhe Mamic\u00ebs s\u00eb Arb\u00ebris\u00eb! \u201cN\u00ebm nj\u00eb cigare, Bledion aga\u201d \u2013 i tha ajo me z\u00eb kumbues e syrin kok\u00ebrr si neper balada!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Pa nj\u00eb pa dy, nxori kutin\u00eb levendi, e me duart e veta ja drodhi, pastaj ja ndezi e i tha: \u201cMerre, moj virane, t\u00ebrhiqe se me zem\u00ebr ta dhash\u00eb!\u201d Digjej ajo cingare si qiri shprese!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Bota \u00ebsht\u00eb e atyre q\u00eb digjen, mendoja, jo e atyre q\u00eb ngrohen. Un\u00eb dhe Kostaqi mbet\u00ebm duke u ngrohur, s\u2019u dogj\u00ebm kurr\u00eb.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Delina Brahimi, pasi kishte pritur minator\u00ebt e Spa\u00e7it, sikur mu duk njeri m\u00eb i mir\u00eb \u2013 i thash\u00eb: \u201cPo b\u00ebra t\u00ebrbjet turq\u00ebrin\u00eb, q\u00eb atyre maleve s\u2019ka kujtime t\u00eb mira, do t\u00eb mbaj me hat\u00ebr n\u00eb Kronik\u00eb!\u201d Nuk ju duk pazar i keq.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Ogi u rikthye nga ekskursioni n\u00ebp\u00ebr Tiran\u00eb, ishte hequr ca dhe b\u00ebnte \u00e7mos bashk\u00eb me Lamellarin t\u2019i fshiheshin \u201cKronik\u00ebs\u201d. \u201cKu t\u00eb mbytemi\u201d \u2013 i tha \u2013 \u201cm\u00eb ka quajtur \u2018mbath\u00ebs kuajsh\u2019.\u201d Ajo i dha t\u00eb drejt\u00eb : \u201cS\u2019ke faj, t\u00eb prish gjakun i n\u00ebmuri, por k\u00ebshtu fillon karriera \u2013 e nis me patkonjt\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb dit\u00eb mund t\u00eb b\u00ebhesh kalores, dhe nuk i qahet halli kalor\u00ebsit, se i varen k\u00ebmb\u00ebt.\u201d Llari mendoi: sa shum\u00eb, yyyyyy sa shum\u00eb di Ogi.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Bardh Spahia ishte shqiptari i vet\u00ebm q\u00eb asnj\u00ebher\u00eb nuk e kishte lexuar \u201cKronik\u00ebn\u201d, ndaj si i till\u00eb ai sot hyri n\u00eb t\u00eb.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>T\u00eb gjith\u00eb tek m\u00eb shohin si jetim tek tavolina e qoshes n\u00eb mejhanen e Kuvendit, m\u00eb pyesin mua: \u201cKu \u00ebsht\u00eb Salianji q\u00eb me gajret t\u00eb mbante?\u201d Po as sh\u00ebnjti, as djalli q\u00eb rrin\u00eb brenda tek i gjalli s\u2019ja din\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebt atij \u2013 gdhihet n\u00eb Selenic\u00eb e ngrys n\u00eb Koplik, po ejvallah, fjal\u00eb e keqe s\u2019i del kurr\u00eb nga goja qerratait, ve\u00e7 bekime shp\u00ebrndan sa p\u00ebr nj\u00ebrin aq p\u00ebr tjetrin!\u201d,<\/em>&nbsp;shkruan Gjemarkaj.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Demokrati Agron Gjekmarkaj ka rr\u00ebfyer me satir\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb seanc\u00ebn plenare t\u00eb dit\u00ebs s\u00eb djeshme, e cila u shoq\u00ebrua me p\u00ebrplasje mes opozit\u00ebs dhe maxhoranc\u00ebs. Ai \u00ebsht\u00eb ndalur fillimisht tek Klevis Balliu, i cili pati sida p\u00ebrplasje gjat\u00eb seanc\u00ebs, por jo vet\u00ebm. Gjekmarkaj nuk ka l\u00ebn\u00eb pa p\u00ebrmendur as demokrat\u00ebt e tjer\u00eb, teksa n\u00eb fokus [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2037,"featured_media":425676,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-425675","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-kryesore","9":"category-lajme","10":"category-politike","11":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2037"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=425675"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":425677,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425675\/revisions\/425677"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/425676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=425675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=425675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=425675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}