Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nat\u00eb e err\u00ebt qe! Shiu binte me gjyma! Qent\u00eb lehnin si t\u00eb t\u00ebrbuar. Tirana dridhej. Dajti sterroste dhe dukej sikur l\u00ebshonte mallkime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Aty k\u00ebtu bubullimat derdhnin zem\u00ebrimin e tyre, si Bela ndaj Babos pas vendimit t\u00eb Spakut. \u201cDuro o Babo, zem\u00ebrimin e Bel\u00ebs, si\u00e7 durojm\u00eb gj\u00ebmimet e nat\u00ebs!\u201d, p\u00ebrfytyroja Tezen t\u00eb psher\u00ebtinte.
Por mendimet mu pren\u00eb n\u00eb mes. N\u00eb der\u00eb u d\u00ebgjuan disa trokitje t\u00eb zem\u00ebruara.
Gjumi p\u00ebsoi thyerje dhe u th\u00ebrmua si nj\u00eb got\u00eb kristali. \u201c Hape mi, hape mi!\u201d d\u00ebgjohej nj\u00eb z\u00eb i nxituar. U \u00e7ova me v\u00ebrtik dhe m\u00ebq\u00ebn\u00ebse edhe un\u00eb, si Trump, nuk vesh pizhame, vonova pak derisa i gjeta nj\u00eb pal\u00eb rroba p\u00ebr tu gjasme mbuluar, nd\u00ebrsa bam- bumi mbi port\u00eb vazhdonte si nj\u00eb kopan prej Sauku. Dhe po kaq thirrja \u201cHape mi, hape mi!\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zbres me kandil n\u00eb dor\u00eb, si Diogjeni q\u00eb k\u00ebrkonte njerin\u00eb, e shoh nj\u00eb burr\u00eb jo fort t\u00eb b\u00ebsh\u00ebm, n\u00ebn nje pelerin\u00eb q\u00eb kullonte uj\u00eb. \u201cHaj\u00ebr, ishallah, \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb solli ne mesin e kesaj hataje o njeri i mir\u00eb?\u201d, iu drejtova me nj\u00eb frym\u00eb.
\u201cJam Erjoni mi.\u201d
\u201cCili Erjon?\u201d, pyes me kureshti.
\u201cErjon Bra\u00e7e mi, po m\u00eb prij t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb pak muhabet k\u00ebtu n\u00eb haur!\u201d
E madhe qe habia si gj\u00ebma e m\u00ebkatit! \u201cD\u00ebgjo\u201d, m\u00eb tha, po t\u00eb sjell haberre jo t\u00eb mira\u201d.
U zverdha.
\u201cTre \u2018buajt\u2019 e parlamentarizmit Niko, Tao dhe Toni po organizojn\u00eb nj\u00eb pusi, po t\u00eb qesin n\u00eb prit\u00eb!
Toni nj\u00eb her\u00eb ka lojtur fare mi nga fiqiri q\u00ebkur opozita i ktheu mollaqet qeveris\u00eb dhe Babos.
Ai mendon mos ke ti gisht. Sadoma e Gomorra, i duket se nja dy ministra jan\u00eb turbulluar n\u00eb burr\u00ebri, pa nj\u00eb pa dy l\u00ebshon nama , i z\u00ebnt\u00eb majes\u00eblli, i shkartistt\u00eb kroma!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nikua yn\u00eb qerratai u m\u00ebrzit pse ti qeshe kur po fliste Shalsi intelektual i shquar, se ai e rendit at\u00eb me orator\u00ebt e m\u00ebdhenj pas Demostenit, Ciceronit, \u00c7ur\u00e7illit e Kastros.
Nd\u00ebrsa Tao, i cili pret t\u00eb bjer\u00eb Bela e t\u00eb marr\u00eb ym\u00ebr, mall e zahiret\u00eb n\u00eb parti, e ka z\u00ebt t\u2019i v\u00ebsh n\u00eb dukje ato q\u00eb i b\u00ebn Nikos p\u00ebr ta dob\u00ebsuar.
\u00cbsht\u00eb fyer q\u00eb e ke krahasur me Luigj Gurakuqin se ai \u00ebsht\u00eb nga Librazhdi dhe i p\u00eblqen t\u2019i thon\u00eb si Llaz Popa, themelues i qytetit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPo Babo di gj\u00eb?\u201d, shqiptova un\u00eb. \u201cNuk flas mi me Babon prej koh\u00ebsh ! Auuu po, Ditmari p\u00ebr nj\u00eb mos t\u00eb hypur n\u00eb makin\u00eb e hengri dhe ka gjasht\u00eb vjet q\u00eb p\u00ebrtyp thonjt\u00eb me dh\u00ebmb\u00eb!\u201d
\u201cPo \u00e7\u2019do m\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb?\u201d, pyeta i \u00e7meritur.
\u201cPo organizohet nj\u00eb komitet i deputeteve t\u00eb rinj, si ai shp\u00ebtimit komb\u00ebtar n\u00eb 1997.
Tanim\u00eb shkon Ul\u00ebsia me porosi tavolin\u00eb n\u00eb tavolin\u00eb, si i ngesh\u00ebm q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb, dhe shp\u00ebrndan helm, u thot\u00eb q\u00eb ai ju tall, ai k\u00ebshtu e ashtu. Ndaj i duhet dh\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb mesim i mir\u00eb, \u00e7\u2019i duket vetja atij? Mendon se \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00c7elebiu i Kuvendit?
Klosi aty af\u00ebr, i m\u00ebrzitur se rri nat\u00ebn zgjuar, e mb\u00ebshtet. Duhet rrahur, duhet rrahur, po kush ta b\u00ebj\u00eb, un\u00eb jam humbameno e ne jemi or\u00ebvdekur e gjytyryma, nuk doli dikush t\u2019ja ndreq\u00eb samarin?\u201d, ofshan parreshtur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kryesin\u00eb e Komitetit e ka marr\u00eb Termeja, i cili do t\u00eb marr\u00eb hak edhe per br\u00ebngat e Tezes, Zeniqeja, Sara dhe Kiduina, Loer Kume z\u00ebdh\u00ebn\u00ebs !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lebetira kam degjuar p\u00ebr rrjepje, prerje, kopanisje.\u201d
M\u00eb renditi gati nja tridhjet\u00ebpes\u00eb propozime q\u00eb ishin b\u00ebr\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb me sakatuar, deri edhe synetll\u00ebk, edhe pse jam katolik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shikimi mu mjegullua tek imagjinoja Termen\u00eb me sqepar, Zeniqen\u00eb me g\u00ebrsh\u00ebr\u00eb, Dilon me drap\u00ebr, Sar\u00ebn me shkop, Kiduinen me bi\u00e7ak, Pirdenin me hithra, Net\u00ebn me \u00e7omange,Arkendin me kos\u00eb , Bu\u00e7kon me qyski!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPo a shprehu njeri keqardhje?\u201d, pyes n\u00eb dridhje e sip\u00ebr ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNga grat\u00eb asnj\u00eb, tha, se je d\u00ebshmuar diskriminues, ke b\u00ebr\u00eb hat\u00ebre, ke ngritur kultin e Jorushit t\u00eb Tabakeve ( Urushit), a thua se \u00ebsht\u00eb k\u00ebrthiz\u00eb e Bot\u00ebs, u kujton nj\u00eb e dy melankolin\u00eb poetike t\u00eb Etild\u00ebs, bemat e Mimi di Puccini dhe ndezullin\u00eb e Bledion Nallbas\u00eb p\u00ebr Mamicen, duke e p\u00ebrshkruar k\u00ebt\u00eb t\u00eb fundit me nota idilike mbi re, duke fluturuar e qemtuar sallonet nd\u00ebrsa k\u00ebto q\u00eb zvarriten per t\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb sy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pirro Dengu dhe Sypetrit Malaj bashk\u00eb me Lamellarin kerkonin pjekje n\u00eb hell e s\u2019kemi te nginjur thonin! Ervin Hoxha dihatej! Aman lereni se ai i kujton miletit qe jemi ende gjall\u00eb po na b\u00ebn nder besomeni, nuk ka reklame te keqe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Po ai Kosta virani, e more vesh me tha, tani do quhet Kostaqi i Gramozit, Lindit\u00ebs, Mamic\u00ebs e Nikos!
N\u00eb dritare \u00ebsht\u00eb pare Niko duke e pritur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nj\u00eb vjersh\u00ebtor pa em\u00ebr e pershkruan n\u00eb vargje:
\u201cRrug\u00ebs flet e qan me ligje,
Qajn\u00eb me t\u00eb brigje m\u00eb brigje,
Vijn\u00eb kujtimet shtigje \u2013 shtigje,
Kostaq, v\u00eblla i situr,
Syt\u00eb e tu jan\u00eb t\u00eb makthitur,
\u00c7far\u00eb m\u00eb fsheh q\u00eb je pahitur,
Si u ktheve, pa e ditur?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nga burrat, vet\u00ebm Fatmir Xhafa k\u00ebrkoi t\u00eb mbizot\u00ebroj\u00eb arsyeja dhe t\u00eb respektohet liria e talljes e satir\u00ebs, madje t\u00eb mbahet parasysh edhe n\u00eb Kodin e ri Penal!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Madje, si lab arsyetoi se kur nj\u00eb njeri nuk kursen veten dhe thite jam frikacak q\u00eb rri n\u00eb dhom\u00eb me gra e f\u00ebmij\u00eb, kur jasht\u00eb b\u00ebhet hataja, duhet respektuar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPo Ogi ?\u201d, pyeta.
\u201cAjo tha se meqenese e keni ndar\u00eb mendjen, rriheni po jo shum\u00eb, lereni gjall\u00eb e p\u00ebr gazep se edhe mua dikur, edhe pse jam n\u00eb lule t\u00eb mosh\u00ebs, m\u00eb th\u00ebrriste \u201cteta Ogi\u201d, duke m\u00eb prishur gjakun !\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEkonomi \u00e7\u2019mejtoi?\u201d
\u201c Ajo m\u00eb \u00e7mendi fare, u gjegj Bra\u00e7e. Merreni okllaine q\u00eb ma p\u00ebrmend kaq shum\u00eb kur b\u00ebj byre\u00e7ka dhe v\u00ebrtitisni shpin\u00ebs harams\u00ebzit ! Olta mbajti q\u00ebndrim m\u00eb diplomatik. Le t\u00eb thirret t\u00eb qortohet r\u00ebnd\u00eb se e rrahura na b\u00ebn parti terroriste, por nuk mori konsensus!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Delina Ibrahimi qe m\u00eb e drejtp\u00ebrdrejt.\u201cDruri ka dal\u00eb nga xhehneti, \u00ebsht\u00eb derman\u201d!
Evis Kushi propozoi vet\u00ebm dy tre shpulla simbolikisht!
Klod Spahiu respektoi Kodin e pashpallur t\u00eb N\u00ebnkryetar\u00ebve dhe nuk foli.
Zhgenjim i madh ishte Bora q\u00eb pask\u00ebsh th\u00ebn\u00eb jo vet\u00ebm t\u00eb rrihet, por t\u2019i hidhet krip\u00eb n\u00eb plag\u00eb, me dor\u00ebn time do ia shp\u00ebrndaj! Rrite, rrite Bor\u00ebn n\u00eb Kronik\u00eb dhe priti pasojat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ia kisha lakmi \u00e7do purteke, alivani e frik\u00eb ndjeva nd\u00ebr deje! Sa iku Bra\u00e7ja, u fsheha n\u00eb nj\u00eb dollap q\u00eb t\u00eb ndihesha i sigurt\u00eb! Pas ndonj\u00eb ore, e mblodha veten. \u201cTurk e trim, thash\u00eb, nuk ka vdek\u00eb Opozita! Sa t\u2019i rr\u00ebfej Kryez\u00ebvend\u00ebs Liderit Flamur, i cili qet arm\u00ebn sekrete si ateher\u00eb qe ja b\u00ebt\u00eb lajm, Salianjit q\u00eb e ka dor\u00ebn gjyle e llafin zift, Klevisit e ndonje tjetri si Enno qe ju sheh v\u00ebnger, pa ta shohin ata myteber\u00eb kush do kopaniset! Le m\u00eb tu mbaj\u00eb nj\u00eb fjalim kat\u00ebr or\u00eb Ina Zhupa, do u dhimbseni gurit e drurit! E nese Oerdi ju fut n\u00eb logjiken e neneve penale do kalbeni t\u00eb shtat\u00eb penxherete!
Pastaj m\u00eb mir\u00eb futeni kok\u00ebn n\u00eb Lan\u00eb, se t\u00eb hyni n\u00eb goj\u00ebn e Gaz Bardhit, q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb mitrolloz e shkuar mitrollozit!! Gjylet e Gazit nuk jan\u00eb si ato t\u00eb Mato Grud\u00ebs q\u00eb q\u00ebllojn\u00eb mullar\u00ebt e Fiz\u00ebve\u2019
Nd\u00ebrsa p\u00ebr grat\u00eb mendon Elda Hoti, si rrufe mizore! Dhe, tek e fundit, n\u00ebse bie shahit, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb do mbyteni n\u00eb lot\u00ebt e Jorushit! Q\u00eb s\u2019ka damixhan\u00eb q\u00eb i mbledh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj Nat\u00eb e err\u00ebt qe! Shiu binte me gjyma! Qent\u00eb lehnin si t\u00eb t\u00ebrbuar. Tirana dridhej. Dajti sterroste dhe dukej sikur l\u00ebshonte mallkime. Aty k\u00ebtu bubullimat derdhnin zem\u00ebrimin e tyre, si Bela ndaj Babos pas vendimit t\u00eb Spakut. \u201cDuro o Babo, zem\u00ebrimin e Bel\u00ebs, si\u00e7 durojm\u00eb gj\u00ebmimet e nat\u00ebs!\u201d, p\u00ebrfytyroja Tezen t\u00eb psher\u00ebtinte.Por […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2013,"featured_media":425917,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[241,6024,5380,231,1454,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-425916","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-aktualitet","8":"category-ironi-en","9":"category-kryesore","10":"category-lajme","11":"category-politike","12":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=425916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":425918,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425916\/revisions\/425918"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/425917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=425916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=425916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=425916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}