{"id":429583,"date":"2026-07-11T12:37:30","date_gmt":"2026-07-11T10:37:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=429583"},"modified":"2026-07-11T12:37:32","modified_gmt":"2026-07-11T10:37:32","slug":"satira-e-agron-gjekmarkajt-keto-dite-te-trazuara-kryeministri-i-ka-kaluar-duke-bere-plane-qysh-te-shpetoje-vatanin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/satira-e-agron-gjekmarkajt-keto-dite-te-trazuara-kryeministri-i-ka-kaluar-duke-bere-plane-qysh-te-shpetoje-vatanin\/","title":{"rendered":"Satira e Agron Gjekmarkajt: K\u00ebto dit\u00eb t\u00eb trazuara kryeministri i ka kaluar duke b\u00ebr\u00eb plane qysh t\u00eb shp\u00ebtoj\u00eb vatanin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Halle, halle kjo dynja, halli hallit nuk i ngja! Qerrata i madh ky populli yn\u00eb, mendonte Festimi teksa zhytej n\u00eb kanape!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gjith\u00eb k\u00ebto dit\u00eb t\u00eb trazuara ai i ka kaluar duke b\u00ebr\u00eb plane t\u00eb holla qysh t\u00eb shp\u00ebtoj\u00eb vatanin nga rr\u00ebmuja e nga rremeti, si njeri i ardhur p\u00ebr pun\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ndonj\u00ebher\u00eb i vjen keq q\u00eb ka lindur n\u00eb Koplik, po ajo m\u00ebrzi e braktis shpejt, se gjindja, duke i njohur b\u00ebmat, e di nga York-u, Vandeja apo Bavaria!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ai edhe emrin e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb me t\u00eb drejt\u00eb, Le Festim de Gozh\u00e0, q\u00eb t\u00eb lirohet nga tisi i p\u00ebrzhitur i provincializmit! Gjithnj\u00eb ka menduar q\u00eb Shqip\u00ebria ka nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb, p\u00ebr mendjen e rafinuar qamet, p\u00ebr stilin dhe look-un prej dendi, p\u00ebr fjal\u00ebn e parfumuar me dije t\u00eb ep\u00ebrme!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00eb zyr\u00eb her\u00ebt shkon dhe kafeja hyn bashk\u00eb me t\u00eb, ajo para, ai pas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E pi at\u00eb t\u00eb shkret\u00eb dhe sheh me g\u00ebzim lajmet, num\u00ebron gazetat e televizionet e huaja q\u00eb flasin keq p\u00ebr Babon dhe zemra i b\u00ebhet mal! Ato shtohen \u00e7do dit\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E pat dhe ky q\u00eb desh t\u00eb m\u00eb hiqte dhe m\u00eb quante leshterik, se \u00e7oku m\u00eb konsideronte budalla asokohe por gjeni i dola tani !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shyqyr po vjen dita t\u2019ia shp\u00ebrblej edhe Ditmarit, q\u00eb m\u00eb mbajti n\u00eb 2013, ta marr si z\u00ebvend\u00ebskryeminist\u00ebr, meqen\u00ebse vet\u00eb do b\u00ebhem Kryeminist\u00ebr n\u00eb vjesht\u00eb! Q\u00eb n\u00eb 1912 nja 28 vjet e kan\u00eb pasur geg\u00ebt \u2013 na takon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dit\u00ebt jan\u00eb t\u00eb gjata. Ambasador\u00ebt hyjn\u00eb nj\u00eb nga nj\u00eb. Shpesh e gjejn\u00eb Feston t\u00eb p\u00ebrhumbur n\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrrime! Asaj t\u00eb frengut i hapi zemr\u00ebn. I tha: \u201cE kam pritur k\u00ebt\u00eb dit\u00eb. Duhet ta marr k\u00ebt\u00eb p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsi. Ju me keni tuajin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ja, n\u00eb samitin e Ankaras\u00eb Babon e lan\u00eb vet\u00ebm. Sa m\u2019u dhimbs, se t\u00eb gjith\u00eb th\u00ebrrisnin: \u2018Le Festim! Le Festim! Le Festim!\u2019 Un\u00eb u b\u00ebja me shenj\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb ngjatetonin&nbsp; at\u00eb, po hi\u00e7 ata, si p\u00ebr inat, vazhdonin: \u2018Le Festim\u2019 k\u00ebtu, \u2018Le Festim\u2019 atje!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Madje Erdogani ma b\u00ebri: \u2018Mashallah, dukesh turk i v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, ve\u00e7 nj\u00eb tanuz t\u00eb mungon ! Me th\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn, aty buz\u00ebqesha, po nuk m\u00eb erdhi mir\u00eb, se n\u00eb origjin\u00ebn e kemi nga Vandeja!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nj\u00eb dilem\u00eb e ka Festi : t\u2019i lejoj\u00eb q\u00eb tani ta th\u00ebrrasin z. Kryeminist\u00ebr, apo n\u00eb vjesht\u00eb, kur t\u00eb kryesoj\u00eb qeverin\u00eb tranzitore?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gjat\u00eb pauzave, kur mbetet vet\u00ebm, mbyll syt\u00eb e bind veten: nuk duhet hezituar, duhet b\u00ebr\u00eb kjo p\u00ebr Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb, meqen\u00ebse po ma k\u00ebrkojn\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lajmet q\u00eb i sjell zonja e dashur nga Brukseli jan\u00eb t\u00eb mbara! T\u00eb gjith\u00eb po presin q\u00eb Babua t\u00eb l\u00ebr\u00eb \u00e7el\u00ebsat n\u00eb dor\u00eb t\u00eb tij dhe t\u00eb b\u00ebhet def nga syt\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ja edhe \u201cNew York Times\u201d, ja dhe \u201cLe Monde\u201d kan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb helaq Babon dhe i b\u00ebhet zemra mal! Bereqet bereqet psheretin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb ka porositur nj\u00eb skulptor t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb monumentin e nj\u00eb flamingoje, q\u00eb ta v\u00ebr\u00eb n\u00eb vend t\u00eb k\u00ebrpudh\u00ebs te Kryeministria!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pask\u00ebtaj hyn nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr ambasador: \u201cAh, aaah, mon ch\u00e9ri, Le Festim!\u201d, i cili e k\u00ebshillon t\u00eb pres\u00eb pak, mos t\u2019i shfaq\u00eb k\u00ebshtu toptan ambiciet, se Babo t\u00eb degdis ambasador n\u00eb UNESCO se \u00ebnde vulos fermane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Po ai e siguron q\u00eb kjo pun\u00eb ka marr\u00eb udh\u00eb, se nuk e ndal dot as Briseda Bak\u00ebrri me Ardit Bidon as Kidi me Saren !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or\u00ebt jan\u00eb t\u00eb gjata, por mejtimet i b\u00ebjn\u00eb ato t\u00eb dashura!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Festua mbyll syt\u00eb dhe imagjinon Taon me kapu\u00e7-turban, si kuzhinier n\u00eb ak\u00e7ihanen e sh\u00ebrbimeve qeveritare, q\u00eb grin sallam p\u00ebr t\u00eb e pret feta t\u00eb holla proshute, ku tin\u00ebz rras her\u00eb pas here ndonj\u00eb n\u00eb goj\u00eb, se i thahet; e ka neps q\u00eb nga f\u00ebmij\u00ebria n\u00eb Librazhd!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u00ebr Klosin e ka m\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb e t\u00eb ngjyrosur mendimin dhe e do me xhaket\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb e papion, si kamerier, lepe-peqe t\u2019i vij\u00eb me temena e tabaka, i duket natyr\u00eb e shtruar qe e mban me&nbsp; qejf \u00e7do samar !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">K\u00ebto banalitetet e mediokritetet q\u00eb \u00e7uan popullin n\u00eb protest\u00eb, \u00e7\u2019jan\u00eb k\u00ebto si Karaka\u00e7er, Nufra, Lameqyqe, at\u00eb t\u00eb bujq\u00ebsis\u00eb e sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsis\u00eb se nuk m\u00eb kujtohet emri, do t\u2019i b\u00ebj sikter me nj\u00eb firm\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ndoshta Sofjan Lozonjarin dhe Ervin Demon i l\u00eb si p\u00ebrfaq\u00ebsues t\u00eb minorancave! P\u00ebr Tezen nuk jam krejt i vendosur, tha me vete, se po jep shenja t\u00eb mira!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00eb fest\u00ebn e Ambasad\u00ebs Amerikane n\u00eb fillim i kishte ndenjur r\u00ebnd\u00eb Ditmarit, i kishte thyer zemr\u00ebn, po m\u00eb pas i ishte afruar nga pas duke i th\u00ebn\u00eb: \u201cMos e kthe kok\u00ebn, b\u00ebj sikur nuk m\u00eb sheh, po vazhdo, mbahu, jemi me ty, se Babua n\u00eb shtator 4-5 nga ne do t\u2019i dor\u00ebzoj\u00eb vet\u00eb n\u00eb hapsana; p\u00ebr dhjam\u00eb qeni do na shpjer\u00eb. Ndaj ky reflektim m\u00eb ka b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb mendoj! E ka th\u00ebn\u00eb Termeja me goj\u00eb q\u00eb ajo ia ka me hile Babos sa t\u00eb vij\u00eb dit\u00eb e keqe!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shije t\u00eb mir\u00eb i kishte l\u00ebn\u00eb edhe Ul\u00ebsia, i cili, sapo u hap\u00ebn llafe q\u00eb nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtar\u00ebt po lobojn\u00eb q\u00eb Festimi t\u00eb b\u00ebhet Kryeminist\u00ebr, i kishte shkuar n\u00eb zyr\u00eb, kinse p\u00ebr t\u00eb biseduar p\u00ebr afrim ligjesh me BE-n\u00eb, dhe aty i kishte shprehur admirim q\u00eb nj\u00eb aristokrat si ti, i dlirur nga veset, i duhej atdheut p\u00ebr t\u2019i v\u00ebn\u00eb melhem mbi plag\u00ebt q\u00eb i kan\u00eb hapur k\u00ebta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Muzgu i vjen m\u00eb melankolik. I del p\u00ebrpara Kostaqi me syt\u00eb e njomur, q\u00eb duket sikur i thot\u00eb: \u201c14 vjet rehat t\u00eb Babos nuk b\u00ebhen hasha, more i paudh\u00eb, vinim nga xhehnemi&nbsp; na \u00e7oi n\u00eb xhenet&nbsp; \u201c pastaj lot\u00ebt si kristal t\u00eb but\u00eb e t\u00eb qashter&nbsp; t\u00eb Etild\u00ebs, n\u00eb t\u00eb cil\u00ebt duket sikur mbytet, trishtimi i Ogit si horizont i mbyllur , mjekrra e ndukur e Dilos e trazojn\u00eb!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">T\u00eb qarat me d\u00ebnes\u00eb t\u00eb Evisit, Antonet\u00ebs dhe ul\u00ebrimat e Zeniqes e trembin pak!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me k\u00ebt\u00eb Mamic\u00ebn nuk di \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb. E sheh me xhelozi: ta mbaj\u00eb af\u00ebr apo ta largoj\u00eb, ende s\u2019e ka zgjidhur! Kush hyn n\u00eb belara edhe me at\u00eb Nallban\u00eb e Devollit se me gisht n\u00eb \u00e7ark mbeti dhe ay i ziu apo me Rutten q\u00eb do t\u00eb fuse bot\u00ebn n\u00eb luft\u00eb nga ndezullia !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gjithsesi, fati ndihmon guximtar\u00ebt dhe Festimi e ka ndar\u00eb mendjen! Dit\u00eb t\u00eb mira po vin\u00eb per Kroniken !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Agron Gjekmarkaj Halle, halle kjo dynja, halli hallit nuk i ngja! Qerrata i madh ky populli yn\u00eb, mendonte Festimi teksa zhytej n\u00eb kanape! Gjith\u00eb k\u00ebto dit\u00eb t\u00eb trazuara ai i ka kaluar duke b\u00ebr\u00eb plane t\u00eb holla qysh t\u00eb shp\u00ebtoj\u00eb vatanin nga rr\u00ebmuja e nga rremeti, si njeri i ardhur p\u00ebr pun\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdha! 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