{"id":44288,"date":"2018-04-24T09:56:34","date_gmt":"2018-04-24T07:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zjarr.tv\/?p=44288"},"modified":"2018-04-24T09:56:34","modified_gmt":"2018-04-24T07:56:34","slug":"5-euro-nga-edison-ypi-mos-e-humbisni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/5-euro-nga-edison-ypi-mos-e-humbisni\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Euro &#8211; nga Edison Ypi (Mos e humbisni!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>5 Euro<\/p>\n<p>5 Euro kushtojn\u00eb 8 buk\u00eb q\u00eb hahen n\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb nga 8 familje modeste shqiptare nga ato p\u00ebr t\u00eb cilat restoranti \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb shpikje e panevojshme.<br \/>\n5 Euro dalin e teprojn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb 2 kilogram fasule Kor\u00e7e ose Dibre, q\u00eb zjejn\u00eb shpejt, kan\u00eb proteina, hahen me qef t\u00eb shoq\u00ebruara me kos.<br \/>\n5 Euro kushton karburanti p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb shetitje n\u00eb Kepin e Rodonit ose n\u00eb Ish\u00ebm n\u00ebp\u00ebr ca peisazhe prrallore me pyje, qiell, det, me t\u00eb ik menia e kok\u00ebs.<br \/>\n5 Euro n\u00eb monedha t\u00eb vogla mjaftojn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb k\u00ebnaqur mbi 20 her\u00eb violinistin e trotuarit q\u00eb luan \u00c7ajkovskin dhe p\u00ebr ti b\u00ebr\u00eb qefin vetes si dashamir i Artit dhe mecenat.<br \/>\nMe 5 Euro mund t\u00eb blesh nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr t\u00eb vog\u00ebl me disa nga perlat e Lasgushit, Introduktat e Nolit, ose novelat m\u00eb fantastike t\u00eb Ismail Kadares\u00eb.<br \/>\n5 Euro mjaftojn\u00eb p\u00ebr t&#8217;ja zbukuruar dit\u00ebn \u00e7do f\u00ebmije t\u00eb edukuar p\u00ebr s\u00eb mbari, jo si ata q\u00eb kan\u00eb p\u00ebr baba hajdutin Adriatik Llalla.<br \/>\nM\u00eb pak se 5 Euro kushton nj\u00eb program i thjesht\u00eb kompjuterik me t\u00eb cilin mund t\u00eb shkarkosh gratis nga Interneti t\u00eb gjitha kryeveprat e kinemas\u00eb bot\u00ebrore.<br \/>\n5 Euro kushton secila analiz\u00eb mjek\u00ebsore q\u00eb do b\u00ebsh n\u00eb nj\u00eb laborator p\u00ebr tu bindur se; Mushkrit\u00eb t\u00eb kan\u00eb marr\u00eb fund qysh kur pije cigare Partizani, syt\u00eb po ti fik kompjuteri, mendjen po ta torolleps propaganda, ngatht\u00ebsin\u00eb e ke peshqesh nga sedentarizmi, dhjamosjen nga fast fudat, diabetin ta garantojn\u00eb ushqimet me brum\u00ebra dhe konservanta, origjin\u00eb dhe data skadimi t\u00eb dyshimta.<br \/>\nAf\u00ebrsisht 5 Euro do t\u00eb kushtoj\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb kafene qerasja e nj\u00eb miku q\u00eb hiqet p\u00ebr filozof autodidakt i cili do t\u00eb thot\u00eb se n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri mjek\u00ebt nuk ti hedhin syt\u00eb n\u00eb dy raste; Kur je n\u00ebn 30 vje\u00e7 si tep\u00ebr i ri asnj\u00eb s\u00ebmundje nuk guxon t\u00eb t\u00eb afrohet. Kur je mbi 60 vje\u00e7 si tep\u00ebr i vjet\u00ebr, ke marr\u00eb fund, vuan nga gjith\u00e7ka, s&#8217;t\u00eb ruan dot as Zoti. \u00c7udia \u00ebsht\u00eb se k\u00ebt\u00eb ta thon\u00eb edhe mjek\u00eb n\u00ebn 30 dhe mbi 60.<br \/>\nMe 5 Euro mund t\u00eb blesh dy konserva peshku me salc\u00eb tep\u00ebr \u00eb shijshme. Do k\u00ebnaqesh kur ta kullufis\u00ebsh konserv\u00ebn e par\u00eb. Por do gjesh belan\u00eb pasi t\u00eb boshatis\u00ebsh t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen konserv\u00ebn e dyt\u00eb. P\u00ebr ar\u00ebsye q\u00eb nuk i di asnj\u00eb mik, asnj\u00eb mjek, asnj\u00eb lib\u00ebr, asnj\u00eb internet, nuk do t\u00eb z\u00ebr\u00eb gjumi t\u00ebr\u00eb nat\u00ebn me syt\u00eb n\u00eb tavan duke u munduar t\u00eb gjesh n\u00ebse kjo bela&#8217; t\u00eb gjeti p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb nj\u00eb dobi\u00e7ll\u00ebku t\u00eb prodhuesit n\u00eb form\u00ebn e nj\u00eb energjie artificiale dhe t\u00eb rrezik\u00ebshme q\u00eb vjen nga cironkat e konserv\u00ebs q\u00eb s&#8217;dihet n\u00eb cil\u00ebt pellgje jan\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb, nga vaji q\u00eb s&#8217;dihet nga cili dru e kan\u00eb nxjerr\u00eb, nga salca q\u00eb s&#8217;dihet n\u00eb cilin laborator \u00ebsht\u00eb shpikur.<br \/>\nN\u00ebse shpenzon 5 Euro p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb dhe lexuar t\u00eb gjitha gazetat e nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, do t\u00eb largohet \u00e7do ndjeshm\u00ebri dhe do t\u00eb jet\u00eb zhdukur \u00e7do stres. Je \u00e7mendur.<br \/>\nRreth 5 Euro kushton konsultimi me nj\u00eb dermatologe se t\u00eb krruhen duart. Dermatologia do t\u00eb japi 5 receta nga 5 Euro secila p\u00ebr myqe dhe antibiotiqe q\u00eb s&#8217;kan\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb asnj\u00eb efekt. Do vazhdoj\u00eb kjo kur\u00eb e kot\u00eb derisa nj\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb bukur me diell Fieri dhe fllad Puke, do t\u00eb vij\u00eb n\u00eb mendje ideja gjeniale p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb me 5 Euro 10 pal\u00eb doreza llastiku p\u00ebr t\u00eb lar\u00eb en\u00ebt, dhe ke shp\u00ebtuar p\u00ebrgjithmon\u00eb nga t\u00eb gjitha krruajtjet, recetat, dermatologet.<br \/>\n5 Euro kushtojn\u00eb rreth 100 kardioaspirina q\u00eb t\u00eb ruajn\u00eb nga rreziku i infarktit p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb episodeve traumatike t\u00eb p\u00ebrditshm\u00ebris\u00eb shqiptareske.<br \/>\nMos i kurse 5 Euro p\u00ebr nj\u00eb magjistric\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb katund t\u00eb Mallakastr\u00ebs e cila pasi do t\u00eb falenderoj\u00eb me gjith\u00eb shpirt p\u00ebr 5 Eurot, do t\u00eb tregoj\u00eb fijep\u00ebrpe mbi p\u00ebll\u00ebmb\u00eb t\u00eb dor\u00ebs n\u00eb vendin e shqiponjave fatin e zvarranikut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 Euro 5 Euro kushtojn\u00eb 8 buk\u00eb q\u00eb hahen n\u00eb nj\u00eb dit\u00eb nga 8 familje modeste shqiptare nga ato p\u00ebr t\u00eb cilat restoranti \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb shpikje e panevojshme. 5 Euro dalin e teprojn\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb 2 kilogram fasule Kor\u00e7e ose Dibre, q\u00eb zjejn\u00eb shpejt, kan\u00eb proteina, hahen me qef t\u00eb shoq\u00ebruara me kos. 5 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2044,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,235],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-44288","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized-sq","7":"category-vendi"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2044"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zjarr.tv\/sq\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}