Gjekmarkaj’s satirical analysis: From conversations with Babo, to sharing tasks with Muli! The regime isolated the Doctor, Tao patronizes Lulin…

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From AGRON GJEKMARKAJ

The holidays passed, they left behind surprises. We were overcome by the hunger of eating that poor working man’s gluttony. The first one is sleepy, from which urinates come out like a wall screeching. Dreams mix the past with the future.

Two such marks marked the change of years with some gaps in between as a division of eras.

One with the character of the Prime Minister, Leader Muli, and the other with Babo. The first one had themes about the party, the union and the second government, performance and artificial intelligence. We slept with Muli in a shelter so that we wouldn’t get wet from the rain. He came thoughtful as he should be. Two wrinkles had been embroidered on his forehead for a long time. We embraced longingly like two freedom fighters after a battle. We trembled from a cigarette. After a pause necessary for the thoughts to turn into phrases like belgium, brandy comes out, we started talking.

The regime said it isolated the Doctor, democracy is on the decline, the Opposition under aggression needs to unite, the dilemmas are opportunism and an eye to the head of the jellyfish.

Although I felt something in my chest, I nodded in agreement. I spoke after a while: we have been all dependent on the Doctor, to whom the injustice hurts us, even the whole of Albania, you know Luli too. When he told us, we did it, and we did well.

But now, when I come there, I have a concern about who will be my boss, who will prepare the statements that I will read, who will measure my performance, who will reprimand me for my mistakes and who will praise me for my successes? I have always wanted to be Bana’s subordinate. And if she does not have Aldo’s or Akil’s sepak that Oerdi and Luço are closer, they hardly accept your office as the Leader Vice President that history has carved.

No, no, don’t go to that trouble, he assured me. You will receive directives directly from the Doctor like Salianji, as Abbot Doçi used to be from the Pope, through me so that I do not have any tricks. (Psheretiva, I know this, I said under my breath).

While for the middle group, we will appoint a 6-month monitoring commission led by Mrs. Kalaja, Mrs. Edhit and Mrs. Garo to integrate naturally and without stress.

We’re doing it with a fraction, I told him, and then we’ll see on the way. He intervened: whoever has seen the good in the minority, be part of the healthy majority, he advised me and left as suddenly as he had come.

My stomach felt heavy, my throat was dry. Shyqyr found a puddle of water nearby, and I pulled the end of it, pulling it like a turbine. I got wrapped up and fell asleep again.

I had another dream. I thought I was in the office and my phone rang. Babo and Jebral are looking for you. Yes, Hazer, I answered! With the muare some zaptie and with a spoon in a mansion, where on a large stilt, wearing brandavek, a turban on his head, tespie in his hand sat like a sultan Babua. Hajer Padishah, I admit that I don’t know why you called me?!

He didn’t speak immediately, he was stirring the jezva over the fire and once asked me how the artificial intelligence promotion of 2030 looked? I didn’t understand the environment it was like 1453 questions for 2030. Account dream job. I gathered myself.

What can I say, I chewed, brother, great joy, and words are poor to express it. I have some questions from the current situation but also about the future weather. Hajer Padishah!

I’ve had a kind of boredom, a cloud in my head about this Aunt, I even had a stain on my cup, but now it’s been confirmed. I did not intervene and let him continue. I couldn’t believe my eyes where she was thanking the staff of that ministerial palace for 10 million tourists. What about the urban renaissance, what about the summits and the interviews, the hawks, the plates with my face that I gave to the leaders, what Mamica said better than anyone about the monks that I showed to the Russian ambassador to the UN, and who does she thank her staff and herself? ! An awkward silence separated us for a few seconds.

He cleared his throat a little and wanted to know how we in the Opposition are doing, so you have set fire to us and hidden your hand, but if they take you, they will cut you. Do not fall into despair, he advised that you are a large group of 43 people, I will take care that you need a strong leader.

I hesitated a bit and reacted, but it’s like we’re more used to chef Tao. Yes, he has the patronage of Lulin and other properties, he said. Come on!

By the way, how did he look at Topi? What do you say, I told him, we saw all of you at the Clan and our souls were satisfied. Marshall, marshall.

Rumors are spreading, did you say that these are mine?! Yes, they are divided into three groups and they want to eat each other’s heads that tear your eyes. I’ll give you the bezani clothes before I give them. Approaching approach.

Do you think I should refresh the government a little from Spring? If you add the northern ones, that you have done it at all, I took advantage of it, and the roads from there are all gardens with gardens, over here there are orphans with horses and donkeys.

Yes, I have Ulsina, he said, although two men and two women wanted to eat her alive to take her place, but Ulsia is a guild, I love you. Bela as if you are heavy these days? No, she is busy with work, the country is paying attention to me, bereqavers, she is healthy.

How does Ogi look at education, did he get comfortable? I told Jangëllesh, he came to us at our faculty and gifted us with news, we hardly let him go because he became like home to us.

Did they see you one day with Ditmar or not? Yes, he was really worried about Niko, since they don’t see each other anymore, but his heart was dripping with longing, he gave me two liters of brandy, some cold water and some honey, which is needed for the kalamakheri.

But why did he choose you and not you Damon got curious? Yes, the Host does not meet with the outclassed, it does not cloud belief. Tiresome reality asserted, I don’t even read anymore, these pharaohs surpass me in desires. Let’s talk about artificial intelligence and the future. That’s how it happened.

As if he said to make a minister of the vineyards of brandy and at the head of it the widow Bujar of Lushnje? Me: don’t be spoiled. If I make another one for crops and crops and as an adaptor, I take Bafton? Me: don’t be spoiled.

A dicaster for tears of joy because we will have nothing but joy in the future, do you have any objection to Laerti?! It’s not for nothing that he has shown it with his actions. For Virtut, do you also think of your own Tony? Of course without a doubt.

What about nostalgia and political sevap? I didn’t speak, what should I do if I didn’t have chickens? Mimi du Puccini, Ermon or Etilden? If you listen to me, Izem Padishah I say Etilden as the most melancholic.

I will do that. Bora at that time with all this contribution will be Speaker of the Parliament. I shook my head. Shall I make a rixha?

Give it, he said kindly. The Ministry of Baklava was given to Antoneta Dhime because she is crying, she made one for the new year that you will lick your fingers. The whole world knows that the economy takes the pie. Let it be done.

At the veterans of the Renaissance, we are a voice for Pandi who will be an old man.

It turns out to be the boss for the foot oil. I say I’ll take Margeriti instead of Bake. I didn’t hesitate there, this one is “sihariq”.

Mamicen will be put on top as a rhetorical heiress. I will do the work from start to finish.

So Babo was full of visions. I came out with Jorushi i Tabakeve who took the pages and Lideri who is looking for perspective Gazi who added with pairs but they didn’t take me. Def fell asleep. The peace broke. The horizon is unclear even on the coast of Gramozi and Lindite, between keeping dry on Christmas Day and the abundance of the night of December 31, what does that mean! He just talks to himself like a Tibetan monk. Aren Pellumbi sees him out of the corner of his eye wishing ishallah and this one too. Old rivalry!

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