By Armir Shkurti
This is the fable of Rama’s campaign. No projects, no investments, no social care. Nothing of the sort!
“The swamp is evil. Europe is Paradise. I am the only hero who will pull you out of the dangerous and poisonous swamp and take you to Paradise”!
There you go! So simple to understand! There is nothing new in fact, no creation. It is in the manual of dictatorships: create an enemy, who will be a threat to the crowd, create an ally, who will be hope for the crowd, create paradise, who will be a dream for the crowd and finally the savior, who will free the crowd from evil and take it to the world of wonders. This paradigm was perfectly synthesized by George Orwell in his masterpiece “1984”.
Enver Hoxha promised to eat with a golden spoon. Enver Hoxha invented all sorts of external and internal enemies, always portraying himself as the absolute savior, without whom, not in the magical communism we could not achieve, but the hell of the internal and external enemy would bring the apocalypse to our weakened people. This coalition of enemies is also the author of misery (just as today the leader assigns this negative role to the swamp together with the animals that live in it)
So our superman, the messiah, our Hercules will do nothing else this term, except mystical transport from the swamp to Europe? With the “global conjuncture” that falls to him to be only his mysterious friends. So he said: if we only voted for the PS – in 2027 this work will end. That, if you voted – far be it – the swamp? You will get Noc Rrokun”!
Under these conditions, I invite every voter of Edi Rama to ask for a legal contract from this man. A legal act in a nutshell:
“I, called Edi Rama, acting Prime Minister of the Republic of Albania, sign this contract with the Albanian voters:
In my personal and state capacities, I undertake to close the negotiations for Albania’s membership in the European Union within the year 2027. Due to personal acquaintances, international conjunctures and internal political conjunctures, this process is made possible exclusively by me. In exchange for this act of national importance, I ask for your vote.
If on January 1, 2028, Albania is not a member of the EU, this contract is considered violated by me, legally considered electoral fraud and I, Edi Rama, in the capacity of the leader of the ruling party and the prime minister of the country, dissolve the parliament, irrevocably resign from politics, as the usurper of power through fraud and make myself available to justice for electoral crimes, according to this signed and ratified contract”
If you do this, of course I have neither voted for you nor will I ever vote for you, but at least those who vote for you should not feel as stupid as the leader is making them feel this time.
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